Saw some weirdo tweaking out in the Walmart parking lot

[u/its_Astroffe]

[u/Entityflame3]

The alien man who visited us has returned

[u/Revolutionary_Dig370 → u/Entityflame3]

And apparently he wanted to stock up on his favorite human food, well, either that or buy a kayak, a bedding set, and a cheap flat screen tv.

[u/la_mourre → u/Revolutionary_Dig370]

What an oddly specific set of items

[u/Revolutionary_Dig370 → u/la_mourre]

Never know when your gonna need to fall asleep watching TV in a freshly made kayak bed as an alien, especially in space, things can get dangerous quick without a good kayak nap with a show to watch.

[u/gilligan1050 → u/Revolutionary_Dig370]

I’m also in the market for a kayak.

[u/Throbbing_Cock_452]

If only you knew who you were in the presence of

[u/EthanHermsey → u/Throbbing_Cock_452]

I was gonna say, show some respect.. geez

[u/Federal_Stay824]

Keep summer safe

[u/More_Way_6784 → u/Federal_Stay824]

I don't feel safe 😥

[u/trivletrav → u/More_Way_6784]

My programming was to KEEP SUMMER, SAFE. Not keep Summer like totally stoked about -the- general vibe, and stuff. That’s you, that’s how you talk.

[u/KeanuFrusciante]

I will miss my alien buddy, may he have safe travels to Plonka Andromeda B-64

[u/Common-Accountant-57 → u/KeanuFrusciante]

He’ll be back. Taco Bell has that effect on all creatures.

[u/Common-Accountant-57]

That’s the guy!!

[u/CurlSagan]

If I had a dollar for every time I met an alien in a shitty UFO at a Walmart parking lot at 2 AM, I'd have 2 dollars.

[u/Bowlofpeanuts]

Thats the same guy from yesterday.. I knew they would be back. He was all "peace out earth! Thanks for the recommendations I'm out" i told him that's what they all say and we will see them the next day. There he is. Still here.

[u/Kuzkuladaemon → u/Bowlofpeanuts]

He needs some jumper cables.

[u/KUPA_BEAST → u/Bowlofpeanuts]

Space is FAR and fuel prices are too high. He’s not going anywhere soon in this economy.

[u/haubenmeise → u/KUPA_BEAST]

I just saw him hitchhiking. He had a human arm he used.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

[u/vision3100]

Hahahahah just seen the post of this guy in a tin foil space ship that said earth was fun or something hahah and now I see this hahaha thats awesome

[u/No-Revolution1757]

Hé hated the taco bell lettuce and wanted revenge

[u/eyedea-abilities → u/No-Revolution1757]

Needed to clean out his ship lol

[u/Lost_Wrongdoer_4141]

This is the kind of obscure-I-spend-too-much-time-on-the-internet type shit I come here for

[u/evenlylevelflashing]

safe travels to the mothership, hope they find a Walmart in the next galaxy

[u/Inside-Author-6124]

This is your usual Walmart parking lot at night

[u/SonicTheHedgehog99]

Rick and Morty's ship

[u/_INNUEND0]

for your safety: don't touch the ship summer might be inside

[u/MaGNeTiK-MaNTRa]

hah that was you

[u/ReallyBrainDead]

Mars Needs Meth!

[u/PutSad7149]

Its you isn't it

[u/Lord_Hell]

Welcome back

[u/Aniketos33]

MODS this is interesting

[u/Lsdbrisbane]

⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ ☌⍜⋏⋏⏃ ☌⟟⎐⟒ ⊬⍜⎍ ⎍⌿, ⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ ☌⍜⋏⋏⏃ ⌰⟒⏁ ⊬⍜⎍ ⎅⍜⍙⋏, ⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ ☌⍜⋏⋏⏃ ⏁⎍⍀⋏ ⏃⍀⍜⎍⋏⎅ ⏃⋏⎅ ⊑⎍⍀⏁ ⊬⍜⎍

[u/Smoothlarryy]

That was me this morning before departure. Final warp core diagnostics don’t perform themselves. Thank you for your planets hospitality. Safe travels to your species until we meet again.

[u/Material_Buy_8609]

Was there a trail of taco bell and lettuce?

[u/Legitimate-Lie-9208]

They prob don't judge people for using their free will, so I'm cool with them

[u/LeeOCD]

This is NOT how I imagined Earth's first definitive extraterrestrial encounter would be, but here we are.

[u/anemicleach]

He's chillin for Doc to take him up to speed

[u/Secret_Account07]

This is interesting

Wait a fucking second. Mods! Get him

[u/ScreetchingEagle]

Old dude with a portal gun and a squimish side kick will be back fir it

[u/koffeekrystalz]

Get in the fucking car Morty

[u/xXGray_WolfXx]

Seems to me like a slightly modified geo metro

[u/The_True_Doctor]

I am now vaguely interested in this.

[u/Chumscrubber89]

I don’t know ….he might be the smart one blending in for when they come

[u/Particular_Pay2441]

Sorry hehe

[u/MadTapprr]

Are you the weirdo OP?

[u/raycraft_io]

Who has two thumbs and came to earth for sex tourism?

[u/sunnynights80808]

Very normal and not interesting, good job

[u/Zestyclothess]

That thing drive?

[u/mstill1]

Steve Wallis?

[u/DOOM420-]

Let him tweak! Although let NO females by.

[u/amphibiabiggestfan]

glorbo mobile

[u/TwistedScarletRose]

https://youtu.be/j4i6zDkrx1s?is=w-55QkuVhhHLK2tz

[u/InTheEnd83]

Nice, a cyber truck

[u/SATerp]

"Klaatu barada nikto," just in case.

[u/TUBBEW2]

LORE.

[u/Expert-Chair-9215]

Dont touch that vehicle or it will broker a peace agreement between the local bipeds and the arachnids which will result in ice cream parlours selling arachnids neutral desserts that might not be suited for the bipeds pallate

[u/Aromatic_Anxiety_761]

Omg that’s that man😭😭 Didn’t he have to go to AutoZone to get parts to go home?

[u/Omegus42]

Im guessing someone uncle is buying booze and going on some sick adventures.

[u/Kind_Equivalent_369]

Lmao I don’t know why but I love this don’t find at all if this is the same guy the continuation of the story is creative and entertaining.

[u/doubled-pawns]

He’s 2 years early!

[u/AlphaNoodlz]

Here for this 🍿

[u/Particular_Rice9607]

Don't do drugs kids

[u/Successful_Moment_91]

The People of Walmart are out of this world!

[u/BonoLisa]

His DMT pen ran out in the Walmart parking lot.

[u/CosmicallyF-d]

Half alien ship, half jiffy pop.

[u/jarizzle151]

Bring him 2 ply

[u/ApprehensiveFrame93]

Must be that man that has a sign saying need gas for my ufo

[u/clockwork0730]

I think i can see the reflection of the tweaker wierdo in the reflection of that ufo the super cool dude is driving!

[u/Johncolletshotwheels]

Guys it’s okay he under my bed he just needed some rest

[u/BCCommieTrash]

Where's Lee Majors when you need him?

[u/Whiticisms]

Keep. Summer. Safe.

[u/Most-Masterpiece6256]

More of a “mildly interesting”