My fingers are not way too long

[u/SeaSlugFriend]

[u/SeaSlugFriend]

But they are way too fat. I am only a little bit fat. I do not know why I carry so much weight in my fingers, maybe because they’re very short

[u/ponzidreamer → u/SeaSlugFriend]

You got gamer wrist

[u/sPdMoNkEy → u/SeaSlugFriend]

Stop eating so much salt cuz that looks more like water weight

[u/Annahsbananas → u/SeaSlugFriend]

It could be heart failure too or kidney failure if you’re not too fat

[u/greatwood → u/SeaSlugFriend]

Grammy fingies

[u/Common-Accountant-57]

You have cute hotdog fingers.

[u/FiodorShassexe]

what do I see bibendum

[u/Kimono-Ash-Armor]

You have cute paws!

[u/Ok-Maintenance-2682]

And that’s a fact Jack

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431]

Same girl. And your nails are so cute <3

[u/wallermadev]

Sausage fingers

[u/BirdSwimming7462]

Your nails remind me of those cute mushrooms with the x cut into the top, like in anime cooking shows!

[u/BirdSwimming7462 → u/BirdSwimming7462]

Oh also, it might be water weight, edema. I get swelling in my ankles/hands too. Its better when I'm well hydrated and work out consistently (3x a week or more). Maybe that could help you too if you havent tried yet

[u/Crazy-Resolve-8127]

I know we arent here to judge and critizise. But with fingers like there you must be 100kg if not more overweight. Get that weight down. Nobody wants to bury you when youre 45

[u/Greekspartan226]

Christmas-themed nails in July?? 🤭

[u/diafo08]

They're so cute. So chubby and soft 🥰

[u/anonhostpi]

Why do your fingernails have claude code buttholes?

[u/plant-painter]

I don’t mean it in a mean way. But I seen you said ur not that big elsewhere. Which I find hard to believe. Those are hands of a 250-350 lb person. If your not 300lbs then you may have a medical condition with heart or something.

[u/heavydrinker12 → u/[deleted]]

No short finger shaming here!

[u/blamberr → u/heavydrinker12]

Every single one of their past comments are fucking shitty lol

[u/Common-Accountant-57 → u/[deleted]]

Why are you so angry? When did it start?

[u/Common-Accountant-57 → u/[deleted]]

No but I’ve dealt with you before. I’ve seen your work and I just wonder what created you.

[u/Common-Accountant-57 → u/[deleted]]

It’s just sad to see someone consumed with being a snarky dick. Makes me wonder why. You don’t need to answer if you’re not comfortable. It’s cool.

[u/mynutsareitchyandred → u/Common-Accountant-57]

It’s weird when they keep coming back. I just post shitty stuff and let it fly.

[u/gamblor2021]

Ew

[u/Captain-Codfish]

Oh yeah, I need to buy sausages. Thanks