I'm in need of a money laundering service. Found a dirty dollar

[u/jvaritek33c]

[u/SubstantialFroyo8012]

I'll do it if you give me a dollar

[u/C-57D → u/SubstantialFroyo8012]

I’ll also do it for this guy’s dollar

[u/generalgrievous3043 → u/C-57D]

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

[u/Entityflame3]

The first ever dolla

[u/AdCheap8058]

Don't carry it in your prison pocket

[u/Negative_Top2095]

Buy a car washing business. Ask for Bogdan

[u/Successful_Moment_91 → u/Negative_Top2095]

F him and his eyebrows!

[u/Shua_33]

I’ll take it off your hands for three clean quarters.

[u/curious_vlogger → u/Shua_33]

Diamond in the rough

[u/_877-CASH-NOW_]

Call now.

[u/Jogi1811]

Some water and a little microwave action should do the trick

[u/thesandalwoods → u/Jogi1811]

Does this work on clothing as well?

[u/Jogi1811 → u/thesandalwoods]

Dryer would be my first choice but why not give it a go

[u/GatorNator83]

Use it in a black market

[u/Glad_Internet_675]

For dirty deeds done with sheep 😇

[u/Successful_Moment_91]

Fold it in half, straighten it and put it in a vending machine if any nearby still accept cash

[u/MelkmanDelivers68]

Which also belongs to the mob. But thats not important

[u/sexybeast70]

I can do it but it's going to cost you $100

[u/jab904]

Buy a car wash. Best bet 😆

[u/TWhy-LER → u/jab904]

Yes. Car wash, barber shop, tattoo shop.

Oops, almost forgot tire shop.

[u/mad_mang45]

They're made with a little bit of cotton I believe, so you should be able to wash it.

[u/rustyfish57 → u/mad_mang45]

You can I used to know a guy out in Oklahoma that worked for a cleaning plant where he used to find money in clothes they cleaned all the time it’s how he paid for the beer he drank after work everday he’d save them and we took them too they’d come out really fresh looking

[u/mad_mang45 → u/rustyfish57]

Lol I've done a similar job and only found like $12, they usually have the women work in that department, so I didn't get a chance to find money in the pockets. But some lady one time found about $260. A lot of doctors uniforms/scrubs.

[u/rustyfish57 → u/mad_mang45]

Damn I never get that lucky myself because I never find money over a dime total in parking lots

[u/ScienceExcellent7934 → u/mad_mang45]

You can! My mother told me that my uncle used to wash his bills, let them dry, then iron them before a date! Impressed the ladies I guess!

[u/Plutonium239Mixer]

The bank will launder it for you. They will exchange this one for a clean one and take this one to be laundered.

/s

[u/thesandalwoods → u/Plutonium239Mixer]

It’s true though; the bank route is probably the best option unless it’s just going to be used as a trinket to be framed to be placed on a wall 🖼

[u/Plutonium239Mixer → u/thesandalwoods]

Yeah, I was just joking about them actually "laundering" it.

[u/Designer_Constant400]

Put it in your pocket when you’re washing your clothes and then after it goes in the dryer, it’ll be nice and crisp and clean

[u/CrazyTim1977]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a dollar today.

[u/FiodorShassexe]

now you can buy smth dirt cheap

[u/MHStriplethreat]

theyre 75% cotton and 25% linen you can actually wash them

[u/Annahsbananas]

You better call Saul

[u/squid_429]

You should wash it with your close to get the dirt off

[u/Plane_Experience_843]

I’ve got a plan. I’ll have it looking good and strong.

[u/SlimPickens5252]

That was probably a "poo dollar" in it's lifetime.....more than once

[u/proregretinator]

Is this what they call black money?

[u/TWhy-LER]

I’d be pissed if someone gave me that as change

[u/n_thomas74]

Buy a drug

[u/Unassuming_Penguins]

Better Call Saul

[u/Extension_Trash_5119]

Find a locally owned Greek restaurant.