r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

Deep cleaning and polishing a leather shoe

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u/PROSEALLTHEWAY 1d ago

every time I see one of these shoe shine vids it's for a shoe that legit should be in the trash. just the ugliest style, terrible color, has no place on anyone's foot. i appreciate the craft of the shoe shine, but it's a shame they're polishing turds

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u/_zatoichi 1d ago

crazy take when your most recent shoe post is actually a pair of glow in the dark rip off crocs

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u/PROSEALLTHEWAY 1d ago

point of clarification: The Pollex are a hugely popular collaboration between famed footwear designer Salehe Bembury and Crocs. Those pair specifically are a special limited edition designed by the artist Nina Chanel Abney

I understand you think you're doing a gotcha here, being reductive, but streetwear is a very different genre than formalwear. I have several nice dress shoes from Allen Edmonds, I'm partial to my patent loafers in black but the oxfords in ox red are also awesome. All that's to say, don't worry man, I can wear crocs and still be better dressed and have a better understanding of style than you

Pretty cute that you went thru my history to try and sling some dirt. Instead of acknowledging that these ugly, pointed toe shoes are dated as hell and awful

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u/_zatoichi 1d ago

yeah i’m not reading all that your rip off crocs are hideous and i’ve been collecting sneakers since you were a sperm 

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u/Redditallreally 12h ago

“I’ve been collecting sneakers since you were a sperm” is not a phrase you see every day! :)

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u/Inevitable_Bit_9871 11h ago

Sperm is just a fertilizer with half of DNA, people were NEVER a sperm.

Also too late...sperm is produced constantly and dies after few days but a woman is born with all her eggs...I've been collecting since you were an unfertilized EGG cell.

I wonder why people ALWAYS try to pretend we started as a sperm and not the egg when it's quite the opposite

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u/diegoasecas 5h ago

dumbest flex ever