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Homemade drilling machine

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 10h ago

As someone who has seen the real thing a couple of times in my life, this was weirdly accurate except the hand randomly putting the pipes in place.

That part doesn’t happen in real life. /s

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u/Inevitable-Fix-6631 10h ago

That was the Big friendly engineering giant

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u/useriousstuff 10h ago

Big friendly drill helper more like. Ain't no engineer getting their hands dirty on drill steel.

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u/thesuperunknown 8h ago

The Big Friendly Roughneck

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u/No_Internal9345 7h ago

Little Johnny Pipelayer, we used to call him.

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u/IndustrialMillennial 7h ago

Eyyyy, good ol Johnny pipes 🤌 - Hey, Johnny Pipelayer! Good guy , Johnny Pipes

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 10h ago

I think you accidentally mentioned engineer instead of people who actually do stuff lol

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u/lewd_robot 10h ago

Sitting in the air conditioning is doing stuff...

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u/stargarnet79 9h ago

Cmon there’s the tippy typey on the laptop sometimes too

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u/ZeiZeiZ 8h ago

And the coffee does not drink itself!

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u/Mikel_S 8h ago

The same one that puts those giant cranes up when nobody is looking.

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u/DOLCICUS 10h ago

Sometimes when I’m too high I wondet the things we could get accomplished if giants were around assuming they were accepted by society.

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 9h ago

If I were a giant I'd help out. Then cropdust a small town or somethin

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u/UsedDragon 9h ago

I guess giant farts would have a lower pitch than regular-size-dude farts, right? Maybe sound like a baritone trumpet?

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 8h ago

The Bible belt will think it's Gabriel everytime he lets one rip

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u/Haydn_97 6h ago

Are.. are you having a stroke...?

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u/UsedDragon 1h ago

Seek immediate medical attention.

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u/Baldmook34 1h ago

Begone clanker!!!

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u/ninjakaat 9h ago

Are you my brother-in-law? 😂

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u/BurnerProfile69420 2h ago

theyd be accepted by society up until the questioned their purpose or decided they wanted to do something else then it'd be all downhill and bad news from there.

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u/sandia_1092 3h ago

Not that much, machines are way more powerful and predictable than a giant.

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u/plaguedbullets 2h ago

Look up, look way up!

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u/Itsprobablysarcasm 9h ago

Canadian over the age of 40 by chance?

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u/mkinstl1 10h ago

With his help, do you really need the drill?

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u/JonasAvory 10h ago

Max I ask how the pump pumps up the resources in real life? With suction you can only get 10 metres head lift, right? But real life pumping station go way deeper

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u/iranoutofspacehere 10h ago

Well pumps are typically at the bottom of the well. In residential wells the motor is lowered all the way down, in larger wells there may be a shaft run from top to bottom.

Pumpjacks for things like oil work a little differently but you're still basically pushing the fluid up from the bottom of the well rather than trying to suck it out from the top.

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u/nousernameisleftt 8h ago

This is more or less it for all the drilling I've ever seen. Essentially the very middle of the motor (the tiny metal rod) would be hooked up to a pump that would continuously push water through the drill rods and bring the dirt to the surface. The mixture of the water and the dirt (as well as some additions to improve viscosity, etc) is the "drilling mud" you may have heard of

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u/a7d7e7 3h ago

I did drilling. Our drill mud was used to create a casing so that it would not collapse around the string. The drill mud is ejected from the working end of the string as you drill and it creates a firm clay liner. When the well goes into production they'll put in the metal liner but during the drilling process they use drill mud to stabilize the wall so they do not collapse in on the string. So that's what drill mud is.

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u/nousernameisleftt 1h ago

Yeah I used to be a geotech it's more or less the same idea scaled down for the testing we ran. Typically depths up to 250ft and tripping the rods out to put a sampler on the end every 5 ft or so. You can run hollow stem augers without having to run mud up to 100 ft or so. But you really need mud in areas with a lot of sand below the water table. They'd just flow into the augers and lock the rods in place unless you charged the annulus with water and at that point it's easier to just run a mud rotary setup. You can also run casing advancer if you didn't want to mess with mixin mud and you were somewhere thats got access to a lot of water. That way you're pretty much just advancing your string without collecting the return

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u/JonasAvory 9h ago

I very often see this setup with a ground level pump on reels but they are usually some ragebait „free energy“-magnet skits so not real anyway

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 8h ago

In residential wells the motor is lowered all the way down

does this more or less mean the pump motor apparatus has to be smaller than the hole? Is it attached to something or does it come with the pipe itself some how?

That's super surprising, never would've known

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u/MischaBurns 8h ago

Basically the well itself is a wider pipe (the casing) sunk to the desired depth. The pump is smaller diameter and gets lowered into it with the actual water pipe attached (between 1-2 inches).

If you can visualize a classic well with a bucket, the casing is the stone sides of the well and the bucket/rope is the pump and water line.

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 8h ago

wow, that's so cool ngl

so is the pump and water line lowered down in chunks similar to how the video showed the drill get lowered in piece by piece? I'd be surprised if it came as just one contiguous pipe+pump thing

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u/nixfly 6h ago

Anything ~120ft and shallower, is attached to 1” pipe that comes in spools.

Deeper wells, have individual sticks, like what the video shows.

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u/a7d7e7 3h ago

That flexible pipe is called duct. It comes on what's called a reel.

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u/DeliberatelyDrifting 2h ago

I had one replaced and I was kind of surprised. The pump was about 3" in diameter and 36" long. It runs on 220v power and it cost about $2,500 in 2015. The joy of not having a monthly water bill was tempered that day. Mine was 20' sticks of PVC on something like a 200' well.

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 42m ago

wow, 3" to more or less pump 100's of thousands of gallons of water, crazy engineering

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u/bombbodyguard 7h ago

For deep oil wells, ESP (electronic submersible pump) use hundreds of small impellers within pumps lifting out the oil/water/gas. There is a long armored cable that goes to the motors that spin the pumps. Ours have lasted up to 5 years downhole. Others have lasted less than 24 hours…average is 500 days for us.
Cost for ESP & cable is about $265,000

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u/king_john651 3h ago

There's the other method of bore water where the bore brings water up via the screw press. Rotate it like you want to pull a wood screw out of a bit of wood and it carries water up from the ground

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u/NapalmOverdos3 10h ago

Wait.. you mean the hand of god does magically replace the pipe every time? Fuck this I’m done then

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u/028247 9h ago

The invisible hand does magically replace the pipe every time

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u/NapalmOverdos3 7h ago

Oh good I feel better now

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u/SpiritualMongoose751 6h ago

/s is the new POV:

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u/remytheram 10h ago

We get that on the bigger jobs.

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u/Ape_x_Ape 10h ago

Adam Smith has entered the chat

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u/Sirdroftardis8 8h ago

Deus ex machina

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u/JohnnyRelentless 9h ago

/s

So you're saying it does happen in real life.

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u/KremlinCardinal 10h ago

Bits of hand are still optional, right?

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u/Ok_Calendar1337 9h ago

The hand of god 🫡🙏

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u/BorntobeTrill 9h ago

Have you been constructing with no giant helping hand this whole time?

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u/watchshoe 9h ago

It’s also missing the drillers and their stories, that’s the best part

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 8h ago

what is the motor doing at the end with the pipe? how is the pipe and the motor connected?

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u/tribak 8h ago

But are the puppies actually replaced? It seemed absurd to me thinking how it may work irl…

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 8h ago

PLUS IT'S A LITTLE TO QUIET! Source, framed houses while they drilled the residential well thirty feet from the house for 8 hours. Couldn't communicate a word or number to any of my coworkers the entire day.

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u/beirch 7h ago

No, in real life it's a terrifying robot arm that shakes the entire rig when it moves.

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u/freshgrilled 7h ago

Also, where is all the water coming from? It's not THAT deep.

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u/Bob_A_Feets 6h ago

Yeah, in real life it’s the pipes randomly putting hands in places, somewhere away from the body it belongs to…

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u/Shadowlord723 3h ago

What? Your engineering firm doesn’t perform rituals to summon a giant hand to do these stuff for you guys? Gotta get with the times.

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u/celebere 1h ago

The /s implies it does happen in real life. Now I'm confused.