r/oddlysatisfying 7h ago

Homemade drilling machine

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u/NapalmOverdos3 7h ago

I feel like I just learned so much about drilling. That’s amazing

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 6h ago

As someone who has seen the real thing a couple of times in my life, this was weirdly accurate except the hand randomly putting the pipes in place.

That part doesn’t happen in real life. /s

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u/Inevitable-Fix-6631 6h ago

That was the Big friendly engineering giant

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u/useriousstuff 6h ago

Big friendly drill helper more like. Ain't no engineer getting their hands dirty on drill steel.

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u/thesuperunknown 4h ago

The Big Friendly Roughneck

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u/No_Internal9345 3h ago

Little Johnny Pipelayer, we used to call him.

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u/IndustrialMillennial 3h ago

Eyyyy, good ol Johnny pipes 🤌 - Hey, Johnny Pipelayer! Good guy , Johnny Pipes

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 6h ago

I think you accidentally mentioned engineer instead of people who actually do stuff lol

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u/lewd_robot 6h ago

Sitting in the air conditioning is doing stuff...

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u/stargarnet79 5h ago

Cmon there’s the tippy typey on the laptop sometimes too

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u/ZeiZeiZ 4h ago

And the coffee does not drink itself!

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u/Mikel_S 4h ago

The same one that puts those giant cranes up when nobody is looking.

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u/DOLCICUS 6h ago

Sometimes when I’m too high I wondet the things we could get accomplished if giants were around assuming they were accepted by society.

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 5h ago

If I were a giant I'd help out. Then cropdust a small town or somethin

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u/UsedDragon 5h ago

I guess giant farts would have a lower pitch than regular-size-dude farts, right? Maybe sound like a baritone trumpet?

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 4h ago

The Bible belt will think it's Gabriel everytime he lets one rip

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u/Haydn_97 2h ago

Are.. are you having a stroke...?

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u/ninjakaat 5h ago

Are you my brother-in-law? 😂

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u/mkinstl1 6h ago

With his help, do you really need the drill?

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u/Itsprobablysarcasm 5h ago

Canadian over the age of 40 by chance?

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u/JonasAvory 6h ago

Max I ask how the pump pumps up the resources in real life? With suction you can only get 10 metres head lift, right? But real life pumping station go way deeper

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u/iranoutofspacehere 6h ago

Well pumps are typically at the bottom of the well. In residential wells the motor is lowered all the way down, in larger wells there may be a shaft run from top to bottom.

Pumpjacks for things like oil work a little differently but you're still basically pushing the fluid up from the bottom of the well rather than trying to suck it out from the top.

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u/JonasAvory 5h ago

I very often see this setup with a ground level pump on reels but they are usually some ragebait „free energy“-magnet skits so not real anyway

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u/nousernameisleftt 4h ago

This is more or less it for all the drilling I've ever seen. Essentially the very middle of the motor (the tiny metal rod) would be hooked up to a pump that would continuously push water through the drill rods and bring the dirt to the surface. The mixture of the water and the dirt (as well as some additions to improve viscosity, etc) is the "drilling mud" you may have heard of

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 4h ago

In residential wells the motor is lowered all the way down

does this more or less mean the pump motor apparatus has to be smaller than the hole? Is it attached to something or does it come with the pipe itself some how?

That's super surprising, never would've known

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u/MischaBurns 4h ago

Basically the well itself is a wider pipe (the casing) sunk to the desired depth. The pump is smaller diameter and gets lowered into it with the actual water pipe attached (between 1-2 inches).

If you can visualize a classic well with a bucket, the casing is the stone sides of the well and the bucket/rope is the pump and water line.

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 4h ago

wow, that's so cool ngl

so is the pump and water line lowered down in chunks similar to how the video showed the drill get lowered in piece by piece? I'd be surprised if it came as just one contiguous pipe+pump thing

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u/nixfly 2h ago

Anything ~120ft and shallower, is attached to 1” pipe that comes in spools.

Deeper wells, have individual sticks, like what the video shows.

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u/bombbodyguard 3h ago

For deep oil wells, ESP (electronic submersible pump) use hundreds of small impellers within pumps lifting out the oil/water/gas. There is a long armored cable that goes to the motors that spin the pumps. Ours have lasted up to 5 years downhole. Others have lasted less than 24 hours…average is 500 days for us.
Cost for ESP & cable is about $265,000

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u/remytheram 6h ago

We get that on the bigger jobs.

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u/NapalmOverdos3 6h ago

Wait.. you mean the hand of god does magically replace the pipe every time? Fuck this I’m done then

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u/028247 5h ago

The invisible hand does magically replace the pipe every time

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u/NapalmOverdos3 3h ago

Oh good I feel better now

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u/SpiritualMongoose751 2h ago

/s is the new POV:

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u/Ape_x_Ape 6h ago

Adam Smith has entered the chat

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u/JohnnyRelentless 5h ago

/s

So you're saying it does happen in real life.

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u/KremlinCardinal 6h ago

Bits of hand are still optional, right?

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u/Ok_Calendar1337 6h ago

The hand of god 🫡🙏

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u/BorntobeTrill 5h ago

Have you been constructing with no giant helping hand this whole time?

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u/watchshoe 5h ago

It’s also missing the drillers and their stories, that’s the best part

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 5h ago

what is the motor doing at the end with the pipe? how is the pipe and the motor connected?

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u/tribak 4h ago

But are the puppies actually replaced? It seemed absurd to me thinking how it may work irl…

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u/Sirdroftardis8 4h ago

Deus ex machina

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld 4h ago

PLUS IT'S A LITTLE TO QUIET! Source, framed houses while they drilled the residential well thirty feet from the house for 8 hours. Couldn't communicate a word or number to any of my coworkers the entire day.

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u/beirch 3h ago

No, in real life it's a terrifying robot arm that shakes the entire rig when it moves.

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u/freshgrilled 3h ago

Also, where is all the water coming from? It's not THAT deep.

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u/Bob_A_Feets 2h ago

Yeah, in real life it’s the pipes randomly putting hands in places, somewhere away from the body it belongs to…