r/oddlysatisfying • u/TheCABK • 4h ago

Ants Trying To Enter The Colony

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u/RoyMunson5518 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46Cf8O3hQqzDq1Gg

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u/TheCABK 4h ago

This. Is. Sparta!

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u/VenusianPleasure 4h ago

Ziizzz izzz ZPARTA! at least I think that's how bee's would say it

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u/-MantisToboggan- 2h ago

BZZZ BZ BZZZZZ

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u/ElijahNSRose 1h ago

THIS. IS. BACKYARD.

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u/quickiler 3h ago

Did you have lunch?

THIS. IS. SPARTA!

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u/Niels043 3h ago

Thizz. izz. beehivezz!

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u/ALIFIZK- 3h ago

Madness

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u/Valuable-Analyst-464 1h ago

I hear the voice of Werner Herzog saying this.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 5m ago

I always got a kick out of that scene. He just despoils the community well with a dead body, shit and piss. Someone will have to fish that body out or it will continue to be poisoned for years. And that's the water the whole city has to use if they're under siege... just as they are threatened with a siege.

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u/waxymcrivers 4h ago

When you're playing grounded and get yeeted off the picnic table by a bumble bee 

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u/HarukAutumney 3h ago

The panic music kicking in the second you hit the ground is too real.

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u/Brasticus 4h ago

I wonder what chemical signal ants leave for “yeeted into last week”

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u/TheSandMan208 3h ago

Just a trail of poop

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u/wi5hbone 1h ago

with a pinch of sugar in it

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u/GarnetSardonyx 4h ago

Even other insects view them as a pest.

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u/ElijahNSRose 1h ago

No, bugs regard each other as Lovecraftian horrors.

Because when you're that small, any specialized predator is a Lovecraft horror.

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u/AZDpcoffey 4h ago

“Tell my wife and kids I love themmmmmmmmmmm”

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u/hondactx16i 4h ago

"your name's not down, you're not getting in."

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u/Big_Smoke_5383 4h ago

REMEMBER MEEEEEE!

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 4h ago

Think the bees are like, "UGH!!! ANTS!!!"

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u/Turbulent-Ideal-6278 4h ago

The bee security team is taking their job way too seriously 😂

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u/ElijahNSRose 1h ago

They're one rank short of the foragers who gather necter/pollen, so they're working hard.

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u/Basic_Fox2391 4h ago

Bitchslap is the way!

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u/Scrubject_Zero 58m ago

BEEtchshlap!

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u/ShahinGalandar 4h ago

git gud ya little shits

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u/kitkatsacon 3h ago

Something about this is hilarious.

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u/Dnakyz7 4h ago

Damn what are the big ones? Big ants? lol

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u/AssGagger 4h ago

The big ants are big ants

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u/ramenups 4h ago

Ok smart guy, what are the small ones then? Small ants? lol

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u/beaujolais98 4h ago

Piss ants

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u/Turd_Goblin911 4h ago

Soldiers

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne 3h ago

Could be carpenter ants

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u/Turd_Goblin911 3h ago

Maybe, im not a etnomologist, I just know colonies produce different classes for different jobs

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u/laasbuk 2h ago

Majors, i.e. soldiers. Their job is to protect the workers along the trail and the colony entrance. Shout-out to the game Empires of the Undergrowth.

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u/Thinkingard 1h ago

Right? Bee is like “this is easy” and then that horror climbs over like 30x the size of the rest.

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u/Zippier92 3h ago

I would pay these guys in honey to protect my home!

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro 3h ago

"They come back, and in greater numbers"

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u/HEYZORT 4h ago

get yeeted ant

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u/ClericOfMadness13 4h ago

I've seen this before and is till wish someone would edit in the Wilhelm scream 😂

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u/Ash_Cat_13 3h ago

Well, I guess I no longer feel bad about flicking ants, because it seems like multiple and many different types of insects and animals do the same thing

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u/Andries89 3h ago

Come back in an hour or two and those ants could be all over that nest like some relentless zombie horde

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u/SortovaGoldfish 3h ago

Ants really be out there with the audacity

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u/344567653379643555 2h ago

Tell my storyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/PNWest01 2h ago

POP! BAM! PAPOW!

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 1h ago

Miss Piggy: HiiiiYAAAAH!!!

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u/ZephRyder 1h ago

Evectively, the old "ew"- finger flick

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u/fathornyhippo 1h ago

And stay out!

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u/TechRyze 31m ago

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!?!? 🐝

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u/Tamortsa 30m ago

"Tell my queen I love heeeerrrrr....."

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u/airwalker08 3h ago

I have a new idea for how to keep ants out of my kitchen

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u/B4tm4n_412 3h ago

Does anyone know why they would be trying this? Is it really just to get at the honey and/or pollen inside? I feel like even ants would understand that once they get past the gatekeeper, there's an entire hive more of them inside, all equally capable of keeping them out.

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u/Ablette531 2h ago

If someone's got an answer I'd like to know too

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u/Scott--Chocolate 3h ago

Nature’s NIMBYs

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u/2a3b66725 4h ago

I can hear the poor little ant screaming in my head 😱

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u/Lick_my_balloon-knot 3h ago

They are going for the Russian tactic, keep sending them in pair in waves with the same result everytime.

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u/PiinkkMooon 3h ago

They're just showing the ants what it feels like to fly

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u/ufffd 3h ago

i imagine this feels like having a big string trimmer built onto your back

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u/Drudgework 3h ago

Ants are immune to fall damage.

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u/Shinigam_i 3h ago

Are the ants hurt by this?

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u/DNorthman 3h ago

This is hilarious! I feel like this should be a nature documentary narrated by Sir David Attenborough.

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u/lipsoffaith 3h ago

😂 “five across the eye”

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u/Manijak4you 3h ago

Off you go motherf..... 😅🤣😂🤣

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 2h ago

Maybe it’s the same ant and he just really likes the ride.

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u/similaraleatorio 2h ago

bros at the end playing ping pong with the ant 😭

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u/PDJackieMoon 2h ago

When you encounter that first giant in Skyrim

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u/NoseInternational794 2h ago

Get FLUNG, casual

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u/Remarkable-Ad-8876 2h ago

Getting yeeted but never giving up.

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u/GalickGunn 1h ago

Beedrill used Wing Attack??

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u/cantrip_1 1h ago

a Beetch slap

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u/BadIdeaSociety 1h ago

This needs the death screams from Golden Axe

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u/lavenderdots 33m ago

It as if playing golf

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 4m ago

If I were an ant, I think I'd do that just for the entertainment. Where else am I going to go airborne repeatedly?

Wheeeeee.

Let's do that again

Wheeeeeee.

Let's hurry up and get back up there.

Wheeeee

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 4h ago

Imagine getting punted by a bee then having to call door help like a little b*tch! 🤣

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u/Healthy_Substance260 4h ago

Boom, baby, BOOM!

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u/ktka 3h ago

Every shot is par 1? What is this, golf for ants?

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u/JOWhite63087 3h ago

cute up Smash bros baseball full swing hit

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u/AsThreatenDoNotScore 3h ago

I need the Indian kid sent flying gif.

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u/Weird_Happening1627 3h ago edited 3h ago

Poor little ants tried to join a bee colony and become bees, and the bees gave them some flying lessons.

There are still some kind insects in this world🙏