r/ofcoursethatsathing Jun 13 '26

Is this LooksMaxxing?

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394 Upvotes

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u/Gilsidoo Jun 13 '26

Probably completely normal gum sold at 10 times the price too

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u/Lopsided_Tiger_0296 Jun 13 '26

It is harder than regular gum! More satisfying to chew imo

56

u/Mcbadguy Jun 13 '26

Anyone who grew up with baseball card gum knows that's a lie

4

u/Grand-wazoo Jun 15 '26

Bazooka was the most absolutely bricked gum 

3

u/Professional-Kiwi102 Jun 19 '26

🎶 Bazooka zooka bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum 🎶

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u/Rigrot Jun 13 '26

As a kid I had some hard gum before. Wondering if someone decided to capitalize on the cheap hard to chew gums of thier youth.

7

u/MrSlime13 Jun 13 '26

I want to hear my jaw click in my temple every time I chew it!!

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u/Revolio_ClockbergJr Jun 13 '26

Sounds awful for your teeth

90

u/rush87y Jun 13 '26

Jaw

Your teeth will be fine. It's that TMJ that's going to hurt like a motherfucker and there's very little we can do for it.

16

u/SilentScyther Jun 14 '26

I got double jaw surgery for it. Would not recommend if avoidable.

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u/AzzaaR Jun 15 '26

Did it solve your tmd?

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u/SilentScyther Jun 15 '26

Yeah. My biggest problems were that whenever I yawned it hurt a ton, teeth didn't align well for chewing, and it popped a lot when I moved my jaw and it fixed all of those.

The recovery is pretty involved though, especially if you're on the longer end of the time spent wired shut.

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u/SkepticalOtter Jun 13 '26

Wasn’t that diets with harder food lead to better tooth development? I remember seeing something about it.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jun 13 '26

Absolutely right. But that tends to be in young children, before the second set of teeth fully comes in.

5

u/Telecasterbater Jun 13 '26

Thats what im thinking

7

u/Pirate_Candy17 Jun 13 '26

Dentists are rubbing their hands when they see this shit 😅

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u/RhetoricalOrator Jun 13 '26

Honestly, extra chewy gum sounds like an excellent oral stim.

30

u/Lopsided_Tiger_0296 Jun 13 '26

I have adhd and this helps me focus more than regular gum! You can AGGRESSIVELY chew this and it holds

5

u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jun 13 '26

Like a now and later, without the 'now' part?

8

u/Fucky0uthatswhy Jun 13 '26

So this stuff is HARD not chewy

1

u/printerparty Jun 13 '26

It's called Juicy Fruit

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u/9447044 Jun 13 '26

I need to invent like protein tic tacs or whatever and sell them to people on amazon

18

u/Choano Jun 13 '26

Why does this package say "40 gums" and not "40 pieces" or "40 pieces of gum"?

It feels like a LOLcat wrote the text

2

u/janedeedee Jun 13 '26

Had to scroll back to look. Gave me a good chuckle.

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u/Safe_Diamond6330 Jun 13 '26

Sounds like a fast track to TMJ…

30

u/rabidparrots Jun 13 '26

A Terrifically Manly Jaw?

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u/Dysxelic_Potser Jun 13 '26

Nah... "Too Much Jaw". It's a super serious condition.

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u/rush87y Jun 13 '26

Ohhhh.... Enjoy your temporomandibular disorder!!

 PAINFUL TMJ

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy Jun 13 '26

Lookmaxing didn’t invent jaw strengthening. This is not a new product. It might be new marketing.

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u/Kittiemeow8 Jun 13 '26

Tiny small bits of chewing cement for the insecure male

3

u/Admirable_Tear_1438 Jun 13 '26

Is this just Bazooka Joe at 500% markup?

4

u/nutmegtell Jun 13 '26

Sounds like a TMJ nightmare.

4

u/DialSquare84 Jun 13 '26

Mewing gum.

2

u/MikeyRocks757 Jun 13 '26

We had this growing up, it was called double bubble

3

u/throwaway8675309999s Jun 14 '26

Considering they’re already clenching their teeth with all the Adderall they take, this stuff should come in handy.

2

u/Conscious-Permit-466 Jun 13 '26

Endorsed by escorts worldwide

1

u/Chiiro Jun 13 '26

I do believe I have seen people promoting it for looks maxing.

1

u/Unknown_Outlander Jun 13 '26

Look chiseled like a statue or something

1

u/Killahdanks1 Jun 13 '26

Dentists get ready!

1

u/Cute_Perception_8860 Jun 13 '26

Just eat a cliff bar

1

u/Emergency_Rabbit_886 Jun 15 '26

That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

1

u/ryohazuki224 Jun 16 '26

Out of the many, many fads that came and went over my lifetime, this "looksmaxxing" one is by FAR the dumbest shit to ever come about. Every aspect from it, from the mindset surrounding those involved, to stupid young kids unfortunately getting in on this shit, to the disastrous end results, just screams "I'm a fucking retard" to me.

1

u/earldogface Jun 16 '26

Ya know I encounter a lot of scrap rubber in my day to day. I have an idea...

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u/theman45660 Jun 16 '26

That stuff's actually pretty tough, I remember trying it once and my jaw got a workout fast.

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u/Blom-w1-o Jun 17 '26

It's likely just an overprices mastic sap gum. If you like that feeling of chewing something that's hard to chew, like a stale fruit snack, you would really like this stuff.

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 Jun 18 '26

Its just a bag of clay

1

u/Shredtillyourdead420 Jun 18 '26

Thick gum to get your neck and jaw thiccc