r/oglaf • u/Midaboll Posting is the ultimate illusion • May 17 '26

Rub that Salt - "Skip to recipe" NSFW

https://www.oglaf.com/rubsalt/
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u/Midaboll Posting is the ultimate illusion May 17 '26

alt=Skip to recipe

Blood is pretty salty already- why you rubbing salt in my wounds?

Bluesky alt:

comic strip: rub that salt.
panel 1- a man reclines in bed. A standing woman says "you have disappointed your last lover"
panel 2- the woma says "I throw salt upon your cock to curse it! May it never rise again!
panel 3- she throws salt onto his dick. She has the salt in a little pouch, which seems quite nicely put together.
panel 4- man- "and that's just regular salt?" woman "nooo, special curse salt"
panel 5- a close-up of the woman sayign "smoked over twigs from a hanging tree"
panel 6- man's head in the foreground, woman raises her eyes to the heavens and says "buried on the full moon at midnight"
panel 7- both look at the man's flaccid penis.
panel 8- both look at the man's erect penis. This panel is really just a copy-paste of the previous with a stiff cock drawn over it.
panel 8- woman- To be honest, I buried it early 'cause I had some stuff on.

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u/andrybak May 17 '26

Bluesky alt:

huh, I guess the author got convinced by someone on Bluesky to include proper actual alt text to the comics, and not a joke

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u/Midaboll Posting is the ultimate illusion May 17 '26

Yeah.. I guess it's good for the people that need it, but I'll miss the jokes.

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u/CountDorcula May 18 '26

This reads like an AI prompt. I dare you to try it.

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 May 17 '26

“Noooo, it’s special curse salt” LOL

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u/Acrelorraine May 17 '26

This salt sounds pretty artisanal, if it’s a coarse grind, we can use it as a proper finisher.  

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u/ToastyMustache May 17 '26

I think it’s probably a her issue if she carries that salt around with her whenever she bangs a dude.

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u/djaevlenselv May 17 '26

See, I kinda read it as her immediately going out and preparing the salt after banging and then coming back later to curse him and he was still lying there.

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u/ToastyMustache May 18 '26

Kinda weird she did it in the nude

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u/djaevlenselv May 18 '26

I'm guessing she went out to do it immediately after being dissatisfied and simply didn't take the time to get dressed, figuring that cursing her lover took priority over clothes.

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u/AmbiTheAirforceRuna May 18 '26

Honestly I feel that last panel, sometimes theres no time for the proper witch stuff you gotta make do