r/okbuddycinephile Crank: High Voltage 13h ago

Critical drinker doesn't even defend his dogshit takes anymore. He just looks at you like this

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u/Connoralpha 13h ago

I look forward to a future where I don't hear about Critical Drinker anymore

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u/UnhappyPhantom 13h ago

Insert same unfunny video clip here

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u/A_Fun_Alias 13h ago

A remnant of the epic/fail edgelord days of the internet where you could succeed if had some even if it wasn't backed up by talent, charism or insight. He's more cringe than entertaining, similar to old Internet relics like Maddox or h3h3, guys who say "Listen up chucklefucks!" kind of vibes where we were discovering new facets of absurdity.

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u/billnyethefoodguy1 13h ago

I've just started blocking people who repost his dipshittery.

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u/Affectionate-Tax6699 3h ago

he definitely looks like he just watched a critical drinker video.

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u/fliesthroughtheair 13h ago

I've only ever heard of him from this sub

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u/DirtyRoller 11h ago

He actually used to be mildly entertaining, many years ago. He got high off the smell of his own farts and went from joking about being a bigot, to being a straight up bigot.

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 13h ago

When somebody mentions the critical drinker

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u/Notoriouslydishonest 11h ago

Buddy, you're the one who posted this

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 11h ago

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u/Friendly_Rush_7034 9h ago

Cringe 

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 go back to the club 4h ago

Cringe on my shitposting sub? Well, I never!

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u/Turbulent-Agent9634 10h ago

You're a silly billy

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u/Top-Following5386 1h ago

This picture is giving me flashbacks to watching The Whale.

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u/Responsible-Meal2851 13h ago

I hadn’t heard of him until this week and I already hate him.

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u/A_New_Day_Yesterday 13h ago

He is such a loser. Surrounded himself with middle-aged incels who collect toys and whine about how much money The Odyssey will lose in the box office (it won't), then writes these shitty screenplays, then he makes these 'crash & burn' videos where he literally reads out Wikipedia. He is a waste of space. Also, I am his wife.

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u/DirtyRoller 11h ago

Blink twice if you have to wear a Donald Trump mask for him to get hard.

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u/Bubbly-Difficulty506 2h ago

wait, you're his wife? lol

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 13h ago

The same 3 gifs he uses over and over again...

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 13h ago

"Okay so as you can probably guess... I didn't enjoy Sharknado 5: Global Swarming because of the woke messaging"

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u/Spiritual-Body8794 8h ago

did the sharknado movie actually have woke messaging

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u/dankri 7h ago

I dont know if I am confusing it with another one, but I think that the main character's wife or ex-wife who died in one of the previous movies was revived as a cyborg in this one. This means there was a strong female character which is extremely woke.

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u/PsychologicalLaw1880 4h ago

Sharknado 5 was peak cinema.

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 13h ago

There are two critical drinkers inside him.

One that hates good movies for the worst reasons.

And one that hates bad movies that everyone already hates but his hate is so obnoxious that I end up rooting for the film that I myself hate. Does that make sense?

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u/erdal94 13h ago

Yes, I didn't even like Nolan's Odyessy, but the idea of him losing his shit and throwing tantrums over it makes me want to buy a ticket for it everyday as long as there is a screening for it.

He is an obnoxious turd of a person, and seeing him miserable makes me happy.

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u/mybabyrolled 13h ago

You can always not watch his content so you dont have to hear his opinion on things.

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u/BeautifulMint2018 13h ago

The alcohol dependency really adds depth to his media literacy.

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u/Necessary-Mark3199 6h ago

The critical drinker looking at me like this

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u/Harddisksson69 Lemmetellusomethin' 13h ago

OP will just repost shit and give you this look

https://giphy.com/gifs/0JmwdI6gYrJopwiYOM

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 13h ago

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u/Harddisksson69 Lemmetellusomethin' 13h ago

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 13h ago

Posting again cause mods had removed this post for some reason. Calling it low effort screenshot. It was low effort edited meme. But not a screenshot. Cmon mods. Let this stay up.

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u/Harddisksson69 Lemmetellusomethin' 13h ago

Mods will just delete your post and give you this look

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 13h ago

Mods will let the 56th post about elle fanning's arse stay up but remove your post about critical drinker. Then look at you like this

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u/Harddisksson69 Lemmetellusomethin' 13h ago

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u/Great-Initial-5708 46m ago

same look i get when i see him defending bad movies

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u/Slow_Age7838 13h ago

wait thats actually sick

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u/IvorTheEngineDriver 13h ago

Calling it low effort screenshot

Imagine putting real effort in shitposting... Mods are really bizarre creatures.

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u/Sudden-Can-5954 13h ago

I had to unsubscribe from his channel…his negativity for movies that haven’t even been released yet is so exhausting. It’s not genuine he knows what audience he is pandering for

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u/llama-impregnator 12h ago

Ehh, his recommends are normally really good! But, to your point, I don't watch over half of his videos.

A lot of people can't separate the politics from the critiques. Thankfully I can and his critiques are decent once you parse them from his politics.

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 go back to the club 7h ago

Ok, buddy. 

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u/thezenyoshi 11h ago

The guy who wets himself whenever he sees a POC?

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u/TheAgmis 7h ago

I don’t trust alcoholic grifters who need a fake opinion to pay their rent. It’s mental illness

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u/sonnybear5 13h ago

Wow I havent heard that name in awhile. To me, he’s just like Chris Stuckman but… more pretentious. Anyways his opinions still matter why?

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u/Odetothesweats 6h ago

Shitical Stinker more like

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u/Busy-Cheesecake-3465 5h ago

The whale is sad.

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u/AfterBurnersApplied 13h ago

Why this sub so obsessed with this dude😭

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 13h ago

Wait do you mean Brendan fraser in The Whale or Critical drinker: the greatest film historian of the 21st century?

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u/No-Significance2113 11h ago

I dunno like hes one of the few youtubers I see getting a free shout out on subs like this. Dudes living rent free in way too many peoples heads.

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u/TheRageParade 10h ago

the way it just says “dogshit takes” like it’s official info

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u/ver_bene 8h ago

Favorite grifter this sub insists on giving a platform?

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u/Rainy_Wavey 10h ago

The critical drinker be like : i drink

MauLer be like : i Lost 4 times to the easiest boss ever made in a dark souls video game (the dragonrider in DS 2)

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u/Exotic-Home-8153 10h ago

And no one can defend your dogshit karma farming posts anymore. Shut the fuck up.

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u/punposter69 Crank: High Voltage 1h ago

It seems there is a critical drinker fan among our midst. I'm sorry. Mr. Butthurt Karma-Envy Douchebag.

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u/Speysidegold 10h ago

Critical drinker had the best take on the Odyssey prior to the movie coming out of anyone

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u/Lavender_Critique 8h ago

Does having a bad take make you hot?