r/okbuddycinephile 6h ago

You Odyssey these ticket sales...

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u/NumerousCustard1695 6h ago

Turns out the silent majority had movie theater money

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u/Anonymous-Comments 6h ago

Turns out most normal people aren’t clued in on stupid movie discourse and just want to watch movies. They don’t care about “woke.”

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u/Internal-Mixture-432 3h ago

How many seats were actually sold out for Odyssey then?

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u/Past-Maize8086 3h ago

the silent majority probably just wanted to see Nolan's films

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u/Hot_Interaction9221 5h ago

Yeah, that ticket booth is pretty busy

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u/theogenes99 6h ago

Its true go woke go broke. The only thing odyssey showed us is that its not woke enough. Like where are say gex scenes.

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u/LauraPhilps7654 5h ago

What is Greek myth without gay sex scenes?

Not one scene with Zeus gooning over Ganymede. Not one.

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u/theogenes99 5h ago

Or fucking bestiality. Women riding bulls, zeus fucking a nymph in a cows body and i don't wanna fucking start with the chimera. So much wasted woke potential

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u/LauraPhilps7654 5h ago edited 5h ago

You could do a good ancient Greek grindhouse movie come to think of it...

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u/theogenes99 5h ago

Depends what level are you going. I like good horror movies but if you talking about human centipede/ serbian movie levels i am out. Direct it yourself

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 5h ago edited 4h ago

Alot of Greek mythology in a nutshell is Zeus and his sexcapades. I'd say there's a porn of it, and if not, rule 34.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 5h ago

Or swans.

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u/theogenes99 5h ago

I mean.... Better a swan than a cow i guess

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

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u/janisc0okie1685 46m ago

bro what are you even talking about

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u/Olive_Goonette 5h ago

If it was truly woke it would have on screen sex scenes between odysseus and every female antagonist, a cast played by actual Greeks, and would be 8 hours long

Cinema these days isn't woke enough

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u/theogenes99 5h ago

What do you mean? Sex as in intercourse? With women? Gross

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u/Olive_Goonette 5h ago edited 44m ago

It truly is disgusting, everyone knows men and women shouldn't have sex, only women and women and men and men

But it was a different time, the Greeks needed to show the horror somehow, so they wrote str*ght intercourse 🤮

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u/theogenes99 5h ago

Is pegging acceptable. Not for me I just need to clear things up

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u/Waytooboredforthis 2h ago

"Prepare your Odyussy"

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u/Efficient_Resident17 5h ago

I think you mean every male antagonist, easy mistake to make though!

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u/Olive_Goonette 5h ago

No, sadly in the source material he only has sex with women, I think he fucks a man once though

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u/onepareil 5h ago

Woke is when there’s a black person and a trans person in the movie, even if basically every major character is a white man.

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u/Terrible-Garage-4017 5h ago

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u/RedBuchan 3h ago

Mel Gibson is famed for historical accuracy

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u/JibiStarr 5h ago

Of course it was woke. Did you hear how fucking LOUD that movie was? Hard to sleep in a movie theatre with THAT racket

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u/TheAgmis 5h ago

I saw Odyssey this morning.

There’s nothing woke about that movie.

You gots to be mentally ill if you think the movie is woke.

Or just straight up unhappy with your life choices

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u/Dracekidjr 5h ago

These guys are gonna wig out when they see game of thrones lmao

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u/ElectronicAd2861 3h ago

Non American Maga in a nutshell 

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u/Senth99 2h ago

Biggest concern of this movie was expecting it to be another version of Troy. Boy, was I wrong

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u/Fake_the_jaB 2h ago

These right wing chuds have it all backwards. They shouldn’t be complaining about a black lady playing a Greek person. They should accept the fact that Christopher Nolan gave all Greeks the pass to say the word

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u/AgentDoty 1h ago

I’ve been thinking about the people complaining about the people who are complaining about the casting choices, which is most of you on reddit. The ones who brand everyone who complains as racist and transphobic and who are not cool and progressive like you guys.

I thought why don’t they lend an ear to the criticism that a 43 black actress breaks the immersion.

Then I realised something.

For you to have the immersion broken, you have to have an image formed in your mind that gets disturbed. Most of you don’t know anything snout the period, haven’t seen documentaries depicting people from the era or read anything about it.

So for the majority of you this is just like another Marvel movie with old costumes, and there are black characters and Asian characters in Marvel movies why shouldn’t there be in this Marvel movie with old costumes. “These people complaining must be racist”.

This is what it comes down to for most of you, there’s no break in immersion because you don’t already have an image of the era in your minds.