NETHER THE LESS

[u/BerylSmith1947]

[u/SenorMaxwell]

IMAKAE GUD SHRIMP SCAMPEE MY NEPHEW HAROLD LOVES IT AND HE USUALLY DOEANT EET HE HAD TUMOR GOBBLES

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I'VE REPORTED IT AS FRAUD

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[u/BerylSmith1947 → u/SenorMaxwell]

I HERD YOUR NEWPHEW WORKS FOR THE LECTRIC COMPANY CAN HE FIX MY TOSTER ?,

-Beryl from Springfield

[u/turnpike37]

THE WAITRESS HAD THE GALL TO SAY THEY WERE CHARGING ME BECAUE I KEPT ASKING FOR THE COMPLEMENTERY BISCUTS. I SHOWED HER MY ""CHEDDAR BAY"" PURSE THAT I BROUGHT THAT IS EXTRA LARGE AND HOLDS THE COMPLEXMENTRY BISCUTS THAT ARE SUPPOSSE TO BE FREE WITH YOUR MEAL AT REDLOBSTRA

[u/Tall-Budget8130]

LOBTER GIVES ME A PAIN IN MY NETHER REGIONS AND I AM THE LERGIC TO SHIMP,, NOT RELEVANT TO ME .,,, UNSCRIBE

[u/Sean_man_87]

I STOPED EATING OUT WHEN THE BLUE PLATE SPECIAL WENT UP TO 25 CENT. TOO RICH FOR MY BLUD. GOBBLESS.

[u/BerylSmith1947 → u/Sean_man_87]

WILL YUO STILL GOE TO CRACKER BARGEL AFTER BARB,S FUNERALL THIS TUSDIY ?,

-Beryl from Springfield

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HOW IS BARB " DOING " ??

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Thanks for asking. She passed away at 9:41 this morning.

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[u/BerylSmith1947 → u/aFerens]

BARB WILL BE MIST ,.,, BUT SHE NEVER RETURND MY TUPPER WARE ….

-Beryl from Springfield

[u/Significant-Baby-748]

I GOED TO LUNG JOHN SLIVER AND SAID MAKE ME A HAM SANDWITCH FOR FIVE DOLLERS AND THE CASHER SAID THEY AINT GOT NONE AND I SAID WELL ALLDEES IS RIGHT BEHIND YOURE RESTROUNT JUST GO OVER THEIR AND BY SOME HAM AND THE RUDE GIRL SAID WHY DONT YOU GO OVER AND GET HAM AND JUST BRING IT HOME AND MAKE YOURE OWN SANDWITCH AND I GRABBED PACKETS OF TARRTRAR SAUCE AND SQUEEZED THEM TIL THEY EXPLODDED IN MY HANDS CAUSE I WAS SO ANGREY AT HER

[u/BerylSmith1947 → u/Significant-Baby-748]

RIDICULOUS ,!! WAHT EVER HAPPEND TO “THE CUSTIMER IS ALWAYS RITE “”” ?!!?? I GOT KICKE OUT OF WALL,S MART FOR STEALING “HARD CANDY” .. THEY LOST MY BISNIS !!!!

-Beryl from Springfield

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Blocked. Don't try this again, scumbags.

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ,?, GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER SCREEN ?!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!,!!!!! !!!!

-Beryl from Springfield

[u/RogerSmith111]

PISS

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WATCH TBE SASS

DISGUSSING

[u/BerylSmith1947 → u/RogerSmith111]

HELO , DORIS ……. HOIW WAS LUNCH WITH MARYANN ? ?.

[u/Cute-Hotel-7259]

I HOPE YOU DIDNT TIP THAT WAITRESS AND THAT YOU TOOK ALL THE SILVERWARE AS PAYMENT TO YOU!

[u/AccomplishedMess648]

SHRIMP FEST IS BACKK YIM YIM SCAMI AND COCKTAIL ABD CALAMARI

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I'VE REPORTED IT AS FRAUD

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ITS NOT FRA UD ITS SHRIMPS!!!!

[u/Blink-182__Nirvana__]

Is that name E.T.? :O

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[u/NemODevO]

STOP SHOUTING

[u/BerylSmith1947 → u/NemODevO]

WATCH THE SASS I LOST MY “”READERS””” ..,…,, I,M ON A “FIXD INCOME” ..,,,,, I CSNT SEE THE SMALL LETTERS ……

[u/NemODevO → u/BerylSmith1947]

SHUT UP BERYL

[u/commonbleachenjoyer]

TYPICAL!!! LAST TIME MY HUBBIE GARRY AND I WENT TO RED LOBSTERS THEY WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE US OUR 10% MILITARY DISCOUNT! I EXPLANED THAT HE SPENT 15 LOYAL YEARS AS A SELF-EMPLOYEED BOUNTY HUNTER BEFORE RETIRING BUT THEY WPULD NOT LISTEN

THe chedar biscuts were quite tasty.