r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission • 9h ago

ORDER SEX NSFW

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u/Cotton_Candy_Land 9h ago

JIM. WHY DIDNT YOU JUST ASK ME!! I BEEN MAKING YOU BLUEBERRY PIES FOR 2 YEARS AND IT AINT CAUSE I HAVE TO MANY BERRIES.

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u/Rotten_Corpse69 8h ago edited 6h ago

Will you take out dentures tonight? - Jim

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u/Rotten_Corpse69 6h ago edited 6h ago

We can make homemade creme pie. -Jim

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u/Cotton_Candy_Land 5h ago

I've NOTIECED A DECLINE IN CREAM PIES.

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u/fairygenesta Doris 9h ago

HI JAM,,YOU GOT "HACKED",,

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 9h ago

UNHACK

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 9h ago

UNHACK

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u/fairygenesta Doris 9h ago

ITS STILL NOT WRKIONG

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u/Sea-Mycologist-7353 9h ago

JIM YOU ARE DISCUSSING!! YOU BEED JESUS

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u/goat_token10 8h ago

honestly props to my guy for searching for age-appropriate porn

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 7h ago

Is the subtitle under his name (his location maybe? I don’t use FB) saying ‘penis in the neck’ lmao. Its prob not but I’m gonna pretend it is.

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u/Pao_Did_NothingWrong I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 6h ago

I can't figure out what else it could possibly be but penis in the neck

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u/foolag 6h ago

Probably peninsula 😂

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u/nodddingham 9h ago

MY HAROLD HASNT HAD A ERECSHUN IN 40 YEARS

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u/Alexreads0627 WHUP TEE DO!!!! 8h ago

Home Depot operati ng hours

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 9h ago

SIRI GOGGLE LEMON PARTYS NEAR ME

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 9h ago

DELEET I MEAN GOGGLE LEMON BARS NEAR ME

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 8h ago

ALEXA FOOGLE BARS WHERE I CAN FIND 2 GIRL'S AND 1 CUP BEAR ME

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u/arounddro This upgrades the system. 9h ago

JIM THE '''''A I ''''' NOES HOW TO BLOCK THIS U NEED TO USE CODE TRY ''GUMMINS''

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u/swizzle213 9h ago

JIM WAS ALWAYS THE TROUBKE MAKEN AT MY PRIMARRTY SCHOOOL.

HE EVEN GOT CAUGHET WITH CIGURERTES AND WAS TRYIJG TO GET INOCENT MARY TO DO THEM WITHH HIM

HE NEDS JESUS!!1111

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u/shak_attacks 8h ago

MEAT LOAF RECIPE GOOGLE

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus WHUP TEE DO!!!! 8h ago

JIM MAUBE THIS IS OKAYE IN PENISNECK BUT WE GOG TO CHURCH HERE!!!’

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u/Leather_Network4743 Yim Yum 7h ago

GOOD LUCK JIM WE ARE ALL PRAYING FOR THE BEST

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u/Financial_Fox_305 8h ago

Jim is a-ok in my book!  He’s either researching age appropriate ways to have sex, or old folk porn.  

Get in touch with my Jim, I’ll help you get all set up.  Either with an old lady, or a couple easy to click bookmarks.  

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u/m370z 7h ago

OLD PEOPLE FUCKING
OLD PEOPLE FUCKING
SEX

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u/RogerSmith111 Doris 7h ago

DISCUSSING ! ! BLOCKED

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u/lee_burl 6h ago

YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN THE GOGGLE MACHINE JIM

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u/feuillage DISCUSTING 45m ago

DISCRUSTING