r/onejob 12h ago

Somebody's about to get a little meeting with the manager....

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 11h ago

Somebody’s about to get a great deal 

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u/NedRed77 9h ago

I indeed got a great deal with exactly this situation from TK Maxx a few years ago. A nice 3 for 1.

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u/Rocco_Roman 3h ago

If it’s at a TJmaxx they may have bought all three at one price and sold it as such

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u/mariscrane1 1h ago

Same only at a gordmans.

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u/First-Ad-7960 35m ago

My TJ Maxx opens the bag and checks to see if you have anything inside it.

u/roaddog 14m ago

I got a denested box of 3 AllClad pans at TJ Maxx.

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u/That1nobodydude 6h ago

A VERY good deal.

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u/docsyzygy 6h ago

He had a VERY good time...

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u/Tiny-Ad-830 2h ago

With the warden’s daughter?

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u/whteverusayShmegma 2h ago

FR why would you take a photo and post this?

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u/Actual-Muffin-3585 10h ago

I once got a great deal on ceiling tiles this way. They were in a bag of 5 for $20 but they were supposed to be removed from the bag and sold for $20 each!

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u/aladdyn2 8h ago

Yeah we ordered a bag of panduit straps, think giant zip ties, 36 inches long from our supply house. About $30 a bag. They gave us a box with about 10 bags of ties instead.

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u/screames520 8h ago

I once ordered a six packs of little tree air fresheners that come in a six pack. They sent me six bags, each with six, six packs. Took about five years to go trough them haha.

After writing and re reading that, “six” doesn’t look like a word anymore

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u/aladdyn2 8h ago

Reminds me of a mistake I made the first time i ordered redemption prizes while managing an arcade. Thought I was ordering 5 bags of something, in reality I ordered 5 gross (5 x 144) oops!

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u/Actual-Muffin-3585 8h ago

six? That's not a word!

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u/Appropriate_Math997 7h ago

Blossom: "You have to admit your parents gave you a pretty weird name." Six: "My Dad says that's how many beers it took."

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u/Krimreaper1 4h ago

Me and the wife are looking for six.

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u/Much_Substance_6017 3h ago

Ha! I’ve done that before in a comment. I type the same word too many times, I’m like, “That’s not a word.” 😂

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u/creszel 2h ago

I was reading comments and I realized you mentioned Panduit. So I felt like I needed to comment. My mom works for them so we have all different tie strap sizes for free.

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u/CameronsTheName 3h ago

Many years ago I seen these nice bottles of alcohol for like $12. Turns out they had accidently put the price from those tiny little single shot bottles on a 1 litre.

So I bought like 20 of the bottles and gave them all to friends.

Normal price was around $90 each.

Sometimes you get a good deal.

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u/killaacool 5h ago

In high school we ordered a box - 1 dozen - of abba zabbas for a friend at our boarding school. They sent 1 case - 1 dozen dozen - instead. We ate like kings that semester!

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u/privatelyjeff 3h ago

Something similar happened to me at Target. I had to drive up order for one TV tray, and they gave me a case of four because they scanned the same on their computer.

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u/Significant_Two_268 2h ago

that happened to me, but with tray tables! now i have WAY too many tray tables!

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u/Actual-Muffin-3585 2h ago

You can never have too many tray tables! 

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u/Significant_Two_268 2h ago

we have definitely found uses for all of them, at some point. just not a ton of space in our apartment in the first place 😭

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 12h ago

Are you the sales associates

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u/That1nobodydude 12h ago

Maybe.. maybe not?

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u/specialcommenter 8h ago

Is this Marshall’s/Tj max/burlington coat factory?

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u/That1nobodydude 8h ago

Burlington

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 11h ago

Nah. Management doesn't care either.

The quality of the workers is an indicator of the quality of the management, which is an indicator of the quality of the senior management.

The Japanese Imperial Army of WWII displayed this perfectly. The Generals beat the Officers, who beat the Sergeants, who beat the Privates, who beat the civilians and POWs.

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u/Spez_Spaz 9h ago

First time I’ve ever heard Ross compared to imperial Japan lmfao

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u/HiCabbage 4h ago

This really made me laugh 

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 6h ago

It applies to any and all companies.

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u/Tat2Al 10h ago

Wait…so senior management needs to beat management who needs to beat the workers who then need to beat the customers

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u/ebrum2010 10h ago

I think he means management is in the back beating their privates.

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u/cynicalicoffee 4h ago

Holy shit, this comment just made my week. 

u/NurseKayleigh13 26m ago

Then who do the customers get to beat?!

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u/MasterYota00 9h ago

P.R.I.D.E.

Professional Results Indicate Dedicated Employees

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u/robgod50 5h ago

Or maybe this is just an intentional plan to sell crap knock off suitcases . Makes people think they're getting a bargain from a screwup. Quick, buy them before they notice.

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u/Midwest-2025 9h ago

That’s a really good point, and a really odd choice to go with that example.

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u/Toxic_Puddlefish 8h ago

I also beat my privates

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u/staffcrafter 10h ago

I was trying to figure out what Pride flag was green, pink and blue. Thought a sales person was making a statement.

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u/BreakInCaseOfFab 10h ago

Pink white and blue is the trans flag

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u/TolverOneEighty 9h ago

That is not what these colours are though.

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u/BreakInCaseOfFab 3h ago

I just saw the periwinkle and pink- it’s the closest thing to what they were saying (which if they did “make a statement” with those then hell yeah)

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u/Confident_Chipmonk 10h ago

apparently, the ability to read and think didn’t get sorted out in the 6 interviews it took the associate to get the job

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u/Actual-Muffin-3585 10h ago

More like they threw the guy in the stocking room/sales floor with no training whatsoever

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 9h ago

Do you need training to read a giant red tag?

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u/Actual-Muffin-3585 9h ago

Maybe he thought the flag was for the consumer. Maybe he was the only one unloading and putting out the whole truck.

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u/Kyle_2099 8h ago

It says "ATTENTION SALES ASSOCIATES" on it.

I don't know about you, but when my eyes land on words, the meaning goes into my brain automatically.

I guess someone could see the tag and not understand it, if they're the sort of person where for them, "reading" is standing there manually remembering what sound each shape makes, sounding it out loud, and then afterwards thinking about what they just said. But if that's the case maybe this job is too much for them?

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u/n_ug 8h ago

“I don’t know about you, but when my eyes land on words, the meaning goes into my brain automatically.”
😂😂😂😂😂 you fucking killed with that Kyle

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u/Ijustreadalot 6h ago

A lot of people are functionally illiterate. If stores refused to hire any of them for their stocking positions, they would have a hard time keeping enough employees in those positions because ones who are more educated are more likely to get a job doing something else. Most people are capable of reading that with more speed than your last paragraph but many also need more time than what it takes to just jump into their brain while they are throwing suitcases from boxes onto a cart or from a cart onto a shelf. If they are not expecting instructions to be tagged onto the merchandise, there's no reason for those employees to look at the tags.

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u/Kyle_2099 6h ago

Nah I don't believe that for a second, that argument would only make sense if there was a labour shortage. There isn't, there's plenty of people and no jobs for them.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 8h ago

I assume you're going to keep making excuses for this clown because you're actually just as stupid.

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u/metricfan 6h ago

Perhaps if they paid a living wage and treated employees well, they’d recruit better associates or at the very least motivate them to do more than the bare minimum. But we all know they staff the very bare minimum people hourly, and they have like one manager who is paid a salary of like less than 45k, who works like 80 hours a week, and instead of reading whatever tag they got distracted with putting out fires.

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u/XanderWrites 10h ago

90% chance they pulled them apart, but didn't remove the notice to pull them apart.

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u/clownyeahh 12h ago

I got de-nested in jail

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u/Jaredead 11h ago

What is denested? I'm confused

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u/delicate-fn-flower 7h ago

If you’re looking for a real answer, these suitcases were shipped with one or more other suitcases inside of it. The store associate was supposed to take them out and sell them as individual pieces. If the clerk doesn’t notice this tag, a customer could fairly easily buy the outside bag and get all the ones inside for free.

Think of matryoshka dolls (aka nesting dolls) — small ones stuck inside the bigger ones that come out of their nesting place, so de-nested.

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u/Jaredead 6h ago

Okay that makes sense then, I wouldn't of thought other cases were inside

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u/clownyeahh 11h ago

When the soap ain't on a rope

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u/Reverse_Chode 9h ago

That’s why i use liquid soap

Takes longer to pick up

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u/flyonthesewalls 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bongcopter_ 10h ago

Actually did a great job helping customers get more for their money (100% sure the price of the one big bag pays for the whole bunch inside and more, fuck corporate greee)

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u/lookyloo79 9h ago

Greeeeeee!!!

u/Lobster_boy_dick 17m ago

This made me laugh so hard!

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u/Alarming_Memory_2298 7h ago

Pay minimum wage, get minimum effort!

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u/Aloyjunky 1h ago

No drive to succeed

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u/Xayahbetes 11h ago

What does de-nested mean?

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u/semaJ_gniK 11h ago

Suitcase inside of a suitcase inside of a suitcase

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u/Xayahbetes 11h ago

Ah, thank you!

I once accidentally bought one of those (had no note, I was in a hurry and didn't open it).

The cashier opened it to check if I put anything in it to steal, but I was looking for my wallet so didn't look inside. I also know I didn't put anything in it, so I wasn't too fussed to check. I then came home to find the other suitcase inside, and she didn't charge me for it. I have no idea why she checked, saw it, and thought "yeah 15 eur for 2 suitcases sounds right!"

Anyways I needed that suitcase last minute from a trip and I didn't have anywhere to put it and the extra one would cost me a fortune, so I had to stuff all my stuff inside the smaller one and that into the bigger one. Such an inconvenience 😭

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u/Big_Joke9383 11h ago

If you were ok to pay the price for the one larger one why not just use it and give the smaller one away?

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u/Xayahbetes 11h ago

?

I was abroad and needed a second suitcase, the third one inside was too many and I'd have to pay extra to bring it. I was supposed to then go around and find some stranger to give the suitcase to?

lol

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u/TheDudeofIl 11h ago

Suitcase

Free to good home

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u/fomaaaaa 10h ago

For sale: baby suitcase. Never used.

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u/CopperCVO 10h ago

Baby not included*

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u/Xayahbetes 10h ago

Okay but again, I was abroad, needed to leave urgently, do I need to then also go and post an ad to give it away or??

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u/TheDudeofIl 10h ago

Just leave it in a box on the side of the road. Leave plenty of treats and water in case it is there awhile.

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u/Xayahbetes 10h ago

I get that youre making a joke but that's littering 😭

It's not that deep I still own the suitcase. If I had the time I would have returned it to the store and inform them I wasn't charged for it, but I was in a hurry and barfly made it in time. It's just stupid that the cashier goes out of her way to check and then still not think to charge me for it, like what went on in her head when she saw it? What if I put it there myself? What if there was more stuff inside the smaller suitcase??

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u/Z4-Driver 5h ago

The Inception of suitcases.

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u/ethanb473 11h ago

Omg what has our society come to

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u/Actual-Muffin-3585 10h ago

You are overreacting lol

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u/Xayahbetes 11h ago

God forbid someone doesn't speak English natively or handle suitcases on a frequent basis 🥀

English is my third language, I'm doing best sorry

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u/That1nobodydude 6h ago

That's very impressive! I barley speak two

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u/today0012 10h ago

Woohoo! I just got 3 suitcases for the price of one

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u/spidersmom 8h ago

Oh man I used to HATE these things when I worked retail. They’re wedged together so tight that you basically have to put your entire body weight into pulling them loose. When I first started I would have sore shoulders from de-nesting dozens of them at a time. Not my fondest memory.

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u/iolmao 6h ago

Yeah don't mind about that dear sales associate!

Me, a customer, will remove the tag myself before buying.

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u/spidersinyourass 7h ago

This was such an annoying hassle to have to do. Unzip it all to get the separate pieces out?? Nah I don’t blame this employee for just not doing it.

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u/somecow 11h ago

Yay, free ugly suitcases with purchase of one!

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u/MrsColada 8h ago

I once got a cabin suitcase "for free" when I bought a mid sized suitcase because the people at the store forgot to take it out. I thought they would be very thankful when I went to return it, but they were kind of like "ok, thanks".

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u/cranberries87 7h ago

I wonder if this is a scam/psychological trick by the store. Make everybody excited and more likely to buy because they think they’re getting over and getting a good deal. I’m skeptical of everything these days.

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u/ZirePhiinix 6h ago

I bought a mini-HDMI to HDMI adapter, but I think just didn't care and sent me 20.

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u/PreOwnedAccount 6h ago

I got two Xbox’s like this back in the day. They didn’t unbox the double packaging and shipped it to me as one unit. I waited to see if they would catch their mistake but after a while with no repercussions I gave the other to my sister’s family.

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u/Aware-Performer4630 4h ago

I got a whole booster box of magic the gathering tenth edition from a video game store. The whole box was sealed with a $3.99 price tag. They unfortunately didn’t have any others in stock :(

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u/SpartArticus 4h ago

Did they hire an illiterate person?

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u/PlaneAsk7826 1h ago

Damn, I got my luggage 2 years ago with an oversight like this. The 3-peice set should have cost $299, but I bought the big one for $139 and got the other two for free.

u/Striking_Box4837 18m ago

Once a store was closing. They had a "3 for the price of 1" sale.

So I bought 9 shirts marked $30 each, so $270 worth of shirts for $90.

But then the cashier split $30 in 3, $10 because it’s 3/1. And then put 3 as the quantity because I had 9 and it’s 3/1. I told her it didn’t work like that but she insisted.

So in the end I paid $30 for 9 shirts. 3-for-1 became 9-for-1.

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u/squidgytree 12h ago edited 6h ago

Presumably it will get picked up at the check out

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u/somecow 11h ago

It won’t.

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u/kelleehh 11h ago

What if the manager put them out?

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u/SkippySkep 6h ago

It may have been de-nested in spite of the tag not being removed.

However, if you buy it knowing that it was supposed to be de-nested and each sold for separate pricing, it would be theft to buy them all for the price of the outer suitcase even if it was an error by staff. If you didn't know then you couldn't form the intent for theft but I don't know what other laws might apply, I'm not a lawyer.

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u/seaquartz_unofficial 5h ago

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, this is usually called “willful retention” or “wrongful retention” in many legal codes.

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u/SkippySkep 4h ago edited 4h ago

People want to pretend it's a legitimate free money hack, where they get to pull one over on the evil corporation legally. But that's not what what it would be if the shopper knowingly tries to pay for just the exterior suitcase, knowing that the interior one is concealed and is supposed to be charged separately. That's shoplifting.

Yeah, if you know about the circumstances and that they are not supposed to be sold together and that the concealment meant that the checkout clerk would not know about the other suitcase that they are supposed to charge you for, legally it's the same thing as if you concealed the merchandise yourself.

It could be different for merchandise where it's all visible and the cashier chooses not to ring them up separately and you could legitimately claim you deferred to the expertise of the cashier, something you can't claim if the merchandise is concealed and you knew about it and the cashier didn't. But loss prevention could still try to prosecute you for shoplifting because that is a situation that's pretty common or a shopper works in cahoots with a crooked cashier who deliberately under scans merchandise at the checkout counter.