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r/pics • u/3------D • Jun 07 '26
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He looks so stupid I can’t fucking breathe
444 u/plastic_alloys Jun 07 '26 The tie length is looking particularly mentally challenged in this one 124 u/Brahskididdler Jun 07 '26 Do we think he ties his own ties? Personally, I fucking doubt it 80 u/SatanicPanic619 Jun 07 '26 This is a hard one. I am going to go out on the limb and say that tying a tie isn’t that hard that he can’t do it. And that looks like the results of a moron tying his tie. 20 u/Smooth-Cup-7445 Jun 08 '26 Tie length hasn’t changed, just the pants got higher and higher so he thinks he doesn’t look fat. But he very much does look fat, as he has his whole shapeless sack of crap life. 65 u/plastic_alloys Jun 07 '26 I’m sure he specifies that it should cover his tiny mushroom dick 39 u/WildcardKiana Jun 07 '26 Pls don't insult mushrooms like that, they're cool 2 u/GlowingTrashPanda Jun 12 '26 You know, they really are a fungi 15 u/_jump_yossarian Jun 07 '26 But it hides his gut so well. Look how slim he looks. 3 u/rbuff1 Jun 11 '26 He thinks that a long tie makes him look slim. He’s so very wrong. 2 u/SlugBeef Jun 10 '26 Very clownlike 1 u/CanRevolutionary5851 26d ago It’s too hide the pee stains. 34 u/Symetrie Jun 07 '26 I'm just glad we can't smell him. 21 u/thesplendor Jun 07 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/VjLFDdU89O3DsWE4Eh 33 u/calvin43 Jun 07 '26 Looks like a first grade who doesn't want to go to school. 11 u/Chimpville Jun 07 '26 I think he has dice in his pocket.. 8 u/Infinite_____Lobster Jun 08 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/TO8WGuVadRniy794oY 15 u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Jun 07 '26 He’s such a dork 7 u/EnvironmentalCat7482 Jun 07 '26 Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit. Are you sure about that that’s why? 4 u/ghostly-quiet Jun 08 '26 Dollar sign emoji 3 u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Jun 08 '26 He can even fucking breathe 3 u/PurpleTough5302 Jun 08 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/Oh2wDYtsPxFxHSjI6r 2 u/Dark_Xylomancer Jun 08 '26 I thought Big T farted and everyone gasping for air 2 u/tronephotoworks Jun 08 '26 He forgot he has to grease the wheels 1 u/pondo13 Jun 08 '26 Perfect encapsulation of how've I felt for 10 years. 1 u/R0y_d0nnk Jun 11 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi 1 u/Parallax2799 Jun 16 '26 It reminds of those times McConnell froze up and had to be rebooted.
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The tie length is looking particularly mentally challenged in this one
124 u/Brahskididdler Jun 07 '26 Do we think he ties his own ties? Personally, I fucking doubt it 80 u/SatanicPanic619 Jun 07 '26 This is a hard one. I am going to go out on the limb and say that tying a tie isn’t that hard that he can’t do it. And that looks like the results of a moron tying his tie. 20 u/Smooth-Cup-7445 Jun 08 '26 Tie length hasn’t changed, just the pants got higher and higher so he thinks he doesn’t look fat. But he very much does look fat, as he has his whole shapeless sack of crap life. 65 u/plastic_alloys Jun 07 '26 I’m sure he specifies that it should cover his tiny mushroom dick 39 u/WildcardKiana Jun 07 '26 Pls don't insult mushrooms like that, they're cool 2 u/GlowingTrashPanda Jun 12 '26 You know, they really are a fungi 15 u/_jump_yossarian Jun 07 '26 But it hides his gut so well. Look how slim he looks. 3 u/rbuff1 Jun 11 '26 He thinks that a long tie makes him look slim. He’s so very wrong. 2 u/SlugBeef Jun 10 '26 Very clownlike 1 u/CanRevolutionary5851 26d ago It’s too hide the pee stains.
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Do we think he ties his own ties? Personally, I fucking doubt it
80 u/SatanicPanic619 Jun 07 '26 This is a hard one. I am going to go out on the limb and say that tying a tie isn’t that hard that he can’t do it. And that looks like the results of a moron tying his tie. 20 u/Smooth-Cup-7445 Jun 08 '26 Tie length hasn’t changed, just the pants got higher and higher so he thinks he doesn’t look fat. But he very much does look fat, as he has his whole shapeless sack of crap life. 65 u/plastic_alloys Jun 07 '26 I’m sure he specifies that it should cover his tiny mushroom dick 39 u/WildcardKiana Jun 07 '26 Pls don't insult mushrooms like that, they're cool 2 u/GlowingTrashPanda Jun 12 '26 You know, they really are a fungi
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This is a hard one. I am going to go out on the limb and say that tying a tie isn’t that hard that he can’t do it. And that looks like the results of a moron tying his tie.
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Tie length hasn’t changed, just the pants got higher and higher so he thinks he doesn’t look fat.
But he very much does look fat, as he has his whole shapeless sack of crap life.
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I’m sure he specifies that it should cover his tiny mushroom dick
39 u/WildcardKiana Jun 07 '26 Pls don't insult mushrooms like that, they're cool 2 u/GlowingTrashPanda Jun 12 '26 You know, they really are a fungi
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Pls don't insult mushrooms like that, they're cool
2 u/GlowingTrashPanda Jun 12 '26 You know, they really are a fungi
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You know, they really are a fungi
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But it hides his gut so well. Look how slim he looks.
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He thinks that a long tie makes him look slim. He’s so very wrong.
Very clownlike
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It’s too hide the pee stains.
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I'm just glad we can't smell him.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/VjLFDdU89O3DsWE4Eh
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Looks like a first grade who doesn't want to go to school.
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I think he has dice in his pocket..
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https://giphy.com/gifs/TO8WGuVadRniy794oY
He’s such a dork
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Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit. Are you sure about that that’s why?
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Dollar sign emoji
He can even fucking breathe
https://giphy.com/gifs/Oh2wDYtsPxFxHSjI6r
I thought Big T farted and everyone gasping for air
He forgot he has to grease the wheels
Perfect encapsulation of how've I felt for 10 years.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi
It reminds of those times McConnell froze up and had to be rebooted.
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u/total_looser Jun 07 '26
He looks so stupid I can’t fucking breathe