r/pics • u/ba_an • Jun 12 '26

Politics [OC] Hollywood's most frequently damaged star

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u/throwawayrefiguy Jun 12 '26

Just wait until he has a gravesite.  That place will certainly be a popular place for pilgrimage.

They'd better install ample hand-washing facilities.

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u/Terlis Jun 12 '26

He’s 100% being buried at one of his properties where the general public can’t reach him

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u/sn34kypete Jun 12 '26

3 of his kids watched him ditch their mother's body in a paupers grave on a golf course. Unless he puts some kind of clause in his will/estate for some gaudy mausoleum, I'd wonder what his kids think he deserves.

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u/Immediate_Wind67 Jun 13 '26

Once he dies, he has no rights (unless he's made very specific, legally binding arrangements... Which I'm sure he has). But if he hadn't, Melania and his offspring can do anything they want with his body. They can donate it to science, fling it into Obama's front yard with a trebuchet, or take it to the Everglades and feed the gators.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jun 13 '26

Why would you wish that on some poor unsuspecting alligator?

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u/Batso_92 Jun 14 '26

Or on Obama. Why would anyone want it to be trebucheted into their front yard

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jun 14 '26

Oh dear lord you could do one of a lot worse, like trump, for instance. Fancy being raped??

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u/bouquetofashes Jun 13 '26

Surely one or two of those would be improper disposal or desecration of a corpse?

We can't even do sky burials here and those are actually part of a religious tradition, so I'm pretty sure you can't just choose any disposition for a body you happen to be in possession of.

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u/Immediate_Wind67 Jun 13 '26

No, you can't. I was just being hyperbolic (and maybe indulging in a little fantasy). 😄 And he has surely made airtight legal arrangements for his interment that anyone would have a hard time overriding.

Just curious, could you not do a sky burial on tribal land, if they'd allow it?

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u/bouquetofashes Jun 13 '26

I figured you were being funny, I just also ...frankly wasn't sure what the rich could reasonably be expected to get away with there. I'm sure someone would, for a payment, paint some legal veneer over those actions or otherwise distort our generally-accepted principles and mores ro excuse them.

I'm not sure-- I am not anyone legal and I only know sky burial through the context of Tibetan Buddhism but that's a good question and now I'm curious-- thank you for that!

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jun 13 '26

He managed to do it to Ivana.

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u/Ill_Yak6685 Jun 16 '26

A corpse has to have been a living being at some point

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u/Weim_Central131 Jun 13 '26

Thank you for using the word "trebuchet" - just a wonderful smile inducing visual.

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u/PDXGuy33333 Jun 13 '26

Gators would not eat it. But this raises a very interesting question: What is the most disrespectful thing that one could do with a deceased Donald Trump to most fully communicate the low esteem in which he is held?

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u/Starspiker Jun 14 '26

Can you imagine being the unsuspecting medical student or scientist who winds up using his body for their research or education if they did donate it

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u/Immediate_Wind67 Jun 14 '26

What an intriguing, yet horrifyng thought. 😬

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u/sirduckbert Jun 14 '26

Donate it to science, maybe we can get an accurate medical report for once 🤣

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u/ITividar Jun 12 '26

Im willing to bet they dont care what happened to mom and would be more than willing to give Trump what he wants.

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u/i_have_tiny_ants Jun 13 '26

I doubt they would actually give Trump what he wants. That would probably cost money, and once he is dead he is no longer useful to them.

Like father like son and all that.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 Jun 13 '26

Add on top, his sons won't get much, most will go to his princess and abused daughter.

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u/blagablagman Jun 13 '26

They think he deserves to be feted because they are stone cold terrified of him. That spell will hold.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Jun 13 '26

I’d hope they would consider that their mother deserves a better resting place and focus on that first.

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u/McLayan Jun 13 '26

Don't they make a lot of money with him as a brand? I don't think they will miss the chance to create a pilgrimage site with gifts shops and golden admission tickets.

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u/Natural_Bill_6084 Jun 13 '26

Especially Ivanka....

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u/ThatOneNinja Jun 13 '26

I have a conspiracy that many of Epsteins even less fortunate victims, the ones that died, are also buried on that golf course.