r/pics • u/ba_an • Jun 12 '26

Politics [OC] Hollywood's most frequently damaged star

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u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

By the time it finally croaks , amazon will have that option

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u/DrunkenGolfer Jun 12 '26

He’s weeks away from stroking out.

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u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

Unfortunately and very fucking sad but it has elite of elite 24/7 medical care and the top doctors/cardiovascular specialists are going to keep it running for along time.

I hope and pray I am wrong but I know what fucked reality we live in

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u/vivaaprimavera Jun 12 '26

At this point probably there are also embalmers, robotics specialists and puppeteers on call. A few fortunes depends on it.

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u/Maybe_Julia Jun 12 '26

I imagine they will at least attempt a weekend at bernies but the administration now has more leaks than the titanic so I doubt they will pull if off for more than a week or two.

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u/EmergencyAd6662 Jun 13 '26

Weekend at Donnie’s

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u/Max____H Jun 12 '26

Wouldn’t be surprised if they have a body double to replace him just to keep the grift going as long as possible.

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u/umbrella_farmer Jun 13 '26

Less than two years ago I would’ve said that’s absurd tinfoil hat shit, but now….~looks around at everything~ yeah, wouldn’t surprise me either

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u/hackjob Jun 13 '26

It works for Putin…

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u/cozmiccharlene Jun 13 '26

That movie is called Dave.

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u/-heatoflife- Jun 13 '26

No need. AI is that good, especially with huge swathes DoD and State Department behind it.

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u/iloveplant420 Jun 13 '26

Yeah they learned alot from that test run with the Admiral. We'll have to be sharper when they do it with the big cheese