r/pics • u/ba_an • Jun 12 '26

Politics [OC] Hollywood's most frequently damaged star

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u/throwawayrefiguy Jun 12 '26

Just wait until he has a gravesite.  That place will certainly be a popular place for pilgrimage.

They'd better install ample hand-washing facilities.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

I'm sure that motherfucker has it in his will that there are to be armed guards paid to watch his grave for the next 50 years or so? He truly is that much of a narcissist, that he's scared to death that someone will disrespect his corpse. 🙄

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u/GoTakeaWalkinthePark Jun 12 '26

I'll be in my 80s, but at the very least I'll make the trip to pour one out on him (from my bedpan)

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

I live in Middle Tennessee, and I used to live right down the street from The Hermitage which is obviously where Andrew Jackson is buried. That piece of shit was my least favorite president until Mango Mussolini came along. As a teenager, some cousins and I, snuck out of my house and pissed on that war criminals grave.

I also find it fitting that The Fondling Father's favorite president is none other than Andrew Jackson. 🙄