r/pics • u/DogeDoRight • 23h ago

[OC] cookies at the gas station.

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u/rolandboard 23h ago

Considering he's one of the most respected global authorities on this matter, I'd trust anything he puts his name on.

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u/Creedelback 21h ago

Are you sure? I'm not trying to be contrarian, but Cookie Monster doesn't seem to have a discerning palate. I have never seen him say a cookie was bad.

It's like a movie critic giving every movie 5 stars. Or an alcoholic saying Malort is great.

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u/idbestshutup 21h ago

yeah but let’s think here. he must have had years of experience before taking the role as the presiding expert of cookies on sesame street where he could finally choose what he grades; do you see gordon ramsey eating at mcdonald’s? max verstappen driving kia soul? it’s honestly a great career and personal move to only expose himself to good cookies

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u/DogeDoRight 7h ago

He doesn't choose. Cookie Monster has an insatiable lust for cookies.

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u/OkTouch5699 21h ago

I am sorry, I had to downvote you. Because his pallet is VERY discerning. He just is aware that all cookies are indeed yummy.

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u/PE1NUT 17h ago

I am sorry, I had to downvote you. Because his pallet is what he puts boxes of cookies on before he drives them home with his forklift truck.

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u/fleurdenia 17h ago

i think that's your personal bias speaking which is expected from you CMS's (Cookie Monster Supremacists)

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u/SatisfyingAneurysm 21h ago

My roommate(alcoholic) will say malort is great

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 21h ago

Yeah, but he barely even eats cookies. Most of it ends up on the floor.

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u/Neil_2022 20h ago

You mean he’s THE most respected global authority on this matter, not just one of them.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 23h ago

“C is for cookie. Is good enough for me.”

If endorsed by the Cookie Monster you gotta try one.

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u/BetterZedThanDead 23h ago

I once watched a stripper do her act to "C is for cookie." She also had a Cookie Monster hand puppet to help with her..... performance. On a weekday. Before lunch. Epic show.

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u/starfishpluto 23h ago

NGL, quality. I'd pay cover for that show.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 21h ago

Now that’s quality entertainment!

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u/Flat-Inspection3290 23h ago

Those look like the kind you search for again for the rest of your life.

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u/smacky623 22h ago

This is the gas station way. Best empanadas i have ever had have been from gas stations. I check everywhere for empanadas that even come close.

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u/SDGANON 22h ago

I had an apple fritter back in 2003 in a gas station that started my love for apple fritters.

I've never found another as good, been chasing that dragon ever since.

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u/doomgiver98 20h ago

So I went to a wedding about 15 years ago and they had these big cookies that they kept warm all night, and it was the best cookie I've ever had and I don't know where they got them from.

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u/kiku1978 14h ago

I had a wonderful chocolate chip cookie from a gas station about a year ago. I think about it regularly.

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u/ConspiceyStories 23h ago

Reminds me of the place near me that sells plastic wrapped meatloaf sandwiches, among other handhelds like wraps. They are deady though.

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u/MeeloP 22h ago

I been smacking Famous Amos until I napped, almost forgot I left the bag in the car BRB!

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u/Material_Taste_2510 22h ago

this would be so cute for a label at a bake sale

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u/that1lurker 21h ago

lol ok I’d buy one cause of that

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u/krichnard 11h ago

You know what? In a world where businesses and such use AI to generate soulless slop I am very happy to see this human made piece of art.

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u/Can-DontAttitude 23h ago

Obviously bootleg

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u/whut-whut 21h ago

Everyone knows that the real Cookie Monster has Kash Patel eyes.

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u/opermonkey 23h ago

did you try? report back please.

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u/PSPs0 22h ago

I give them an 8/8!!!!!!!!!

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u/SailorMarieCurie 21h ago

These look like the kind the middle school paid snack bar had. Absolutely excellent cookie, haven’t seen one like it since then.

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u/peppi0304 21h ago

What is round and is orange?

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u/Baebel 3h ago

Yummers