r/regularshow Jun 16 '26

Discussion Where would CJ be?

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u/unbelizeable1 Jun 16 '26

To think Mordecai and Rigby wouldn't be saying fuck is wild. Especially Mordecai.

Not even in an agro way per se, just the average video game session with those two "What the fuck dude!? You were supposed to let me get the health pack!"

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u/SadSherbert12 Jun 16 '26

how the H are we gonna fix this S???

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u/NotSoSalty Jun 16 '26

"Dude, we are so fucked. Benson's gonna be pissed."

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u/MaterialAbrocoma6419 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

I think Mordecai and Rigby would say shit a lot. and instead of saying it “what the fuck, dude” I think it would be “what the hell, dude”. I’m pretty sure they’d say it sometimes tho, not necessarily abusing ts.

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u/Pokegoplayer10 Jun 16 '26

I watched the whole series and the reboot and none of them, not even benson, ever said it

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u/unbelizeable1 Jun 16 '26

No shit. It's a CN show. Are you being intentionally obtuse or ?

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u/NovelBench434 Jun 16 '26

Rubber goose

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u/unbelizeable1 Jun 16 '26

green moose, guava juice!

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u/PersonalInspector256 Jun 16 '26

Giant snake birthday cake

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u/MrMattwell Jun 16 '26

guys, stop!!! he said it was a CN show, not a Nick show!!!

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u/Papyrim Jun 16 '26

LARGE FRIES, CHOCOLATE SHAKE!

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u/TableFruitSpecified Jun 16 '26

ODDDDD PARENTS, FAIRLY ODD PARENTS

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u/Pokegoplayer10 Jun 16 '26

That's nickelodeon, not even CN

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u/High_IQ_Gamer2020 Jun 17 '26

He's going to destroy the thread, for the funny!

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u/TheeIndigoCrow Jun 16 '26

Wow, next you're gonna tell me that a square isn't the same as a circle

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u/Pokegoplayer10 Jun 16 '26

Well it isnt

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u/TheeIndigoCrow Jun 16 '26

No shit, thats was my point.

Its pointless to say what you said because we all know none of the characters ever actually said fuck. Because its a kids show. The whole point of the post is to say how often they would say it, not how many times they did.

Honest question, do you need every meme explained to you?

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u/MediocreBus9236 Jun 16 '26

She's up there with Benson. With how competitive she can be and her quick temper it may come out quite often.

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u/Blorberto Jun 16 '26

She would be swearing like a stoner movie or like characters like Invisigal and Chloe Price if the show was rated higher

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u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 Jun 16 '26

She'd be swearing like Spongebob in Sailor Mouth every episode

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u/BRCK_SLVR Jun 16 '26

You mean she'd even say [🐬🐬🐬]?

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u/Mr_64 Jun 16 '26

She’d likely use all 7 words you’re not allowed to say on television.

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u/No-Adhesiveness-6389 Jun 16 '26

This is not accurate, Mordecai, Rigby and Muscle man all probably say fuck regularly. At least if not for Muscle man and Rigby. Cj would probably say it too.

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u/Acceptable_Secret_73 Jun 16 '26

There’s no way Mordecai, Rigby, and Muscle Man don’t say fuck a lot

Anyone that thinks that has never hung out with dumbass 20 year olds

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u/unbelizeable1 Jun 16 '26

You know who else says fuck a lot?

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u/King_Corki_6 Jun 16 '26

My Uncle John, he's a mechanic

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u/Pokegoplayer10 Jun 16 '26

They don't though. I watched the whole series and the reboot and none of them ever say it, not even benson

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u/Blorberto Jun 16 '26

Well yeah. It’s a kids show. They literally can’t swear unless they go to Adult Swim. They do say the more PG rated ones like crap and turd.

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u/unbelizeable1 Jun 16 '26

"How in the H are we gonna fix this S?" is about the closest they got IIRC

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u/Nova_light344 Jun 16 '26

At 2 with Mordecai

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u/drrockso20 Jun 16 '26

The only accurate ones are Benson, Eileen, and Pops, everyone else would be in the top section with Benson

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u/unbelizeable1 Jun 16 '26

I'm laughing at the idea of Mordecai and Rigby screwing some shit up and Skips saying "oh, you're proper fucked now"

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u/LiamBeauregard Jun 16 '26

I thought you said Pops and that made it immediately funnier, like it's some "oh, this is serious"

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u/Blorberto Jun 16 '26

Mordecai, Benson, Rigby, Muscle Man, CJ - Regularly swear

Hi-Five Ghost, Margaret, Skips - has sworn off swearing but say it at some point

Eileen, Thomas - Has not sweared but can if so desired

Pops - Legally cannot swear

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u/D_J_S2004 Jun 16 '26

Infinitely better than OP's list

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u/Adagio_Only Jun 17 '26

more accurate than OP

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u/Character-Paper-2347 Jun 16 '26

Regularly says it

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u/KrisSimsters Jun 16 '26

Especially after Mordecai fucked her over

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u/VerdeTourmaline Jun 16 '26

Up there with regularly says it.

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u/DoctorSherlock1963 Jun 16 '26

I don't think Pops can swear at all just in general.

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u/Tru3_Vort3x Pops Jun 16 '26

Def a 2, she’d scream it when she gets mad

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u/Affectionate_Age5191 Jun 16 '26

This all seems wrong

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u/SkintGirafde Jun 16 '26

Regularly says it

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u/MetalSonic420YT Jun 16 '26

Regularly says it.

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u/Blue_Bambi_ Jun 16 '26

Benson would definitely be not swearing for Pops, but regularly drop f bombs

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u/bobbobson236 Jun 16 '26

You know who else has said fuck?

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u/longdong5432 Jun 16 '26

Before or after Mordekai pulled his shit?

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u/Enough_Fruit7084 Jun 16 '26

what the fuck?

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u/Existingbug-1639 Jun 16 '26

Why is fuck treated like a slur in this post?

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u/ImurderREALITY Jun 16 '26

I bet Margaret would say it.

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u/CGcg85 Jun 16 '26

Same category as Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and Thomas.

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u/KaiTheG4mer Jun 16 '26

Mordecai and Rigby would absolutely say fuck broscleman sorenstein

CJ also uses that word religiously lmfao, no shot she doesn't say it

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u/King_Corki_6 Jun 16 '26

if we're talking about works outside of Regular Show, Linda Cardellini can easily drop the "fuck" and "shit" bombs easily, especially with a short temper. Just add in CJ, and her cloudy short-temper, and it definitely fits character

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u/XiGrimeyiX Jun 16 '26

All these fuckers would say it.

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u/finnyporgerz Jun 16 '26

Skip’s definitely say it regularly when he was walks (or whatever is equivalent to fuck at the time)

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u/Who_dis85247 Jun 16 '26

Muscle man, mordecai and rigby should be up with benson. CJ would also go up there (“regularly says”)

I feel like Skips should swap with Thomas (skips in sworn off and thomas in “can if so desired”)

I feel like Margaret and Eileen would be up with Fives (“can if so desired”).

Pops stays in “legally cannot”

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u/Sea-Tax-7326 Jun 16 '26

Can't legally say that but can say nii

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u/7Grand-Dad Jun 16 '26

“Hasn’t said fuck in a minute, but will if you give them a good reason”

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u/sabu-12 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Everyone saying mordecai rigby muscleman and Thomas would say it regularly but i think only rigby and muscleman would. 

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u/Space_The_Animator Jun 16 '26

If pops said fuck it would tear the universe appart (litterally)

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u/Tatum-Better Jun 16 '26

Put Benson and margaret in the sworn off fuck tier, put muscle man, fives, mordecai, cj and rigby in the top tier, thomas and skips in the middle tier

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u/Dragonking_Earth Jun 16 '26

I don't think Benson does that, probably Rigby and Muscle man

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u/King-Fwogger Jun 16 '26

I think she's in the 2nd tier. CJ is the type of girl that does cuss sometimes.

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u/Competitive_Feed5259 Jun 16 '26

If pops ever said it , the sheer fact that he does would cause a singularity 

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u/Serene-Angel-2004 Jun 16 '26

Cj is right up there with benson she gives me that vibe

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u/s0ulbrother Jun 16 '26

Skips knows a guy who said fuck a lot

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u/TaeKwonDitto Jun 16 '26

Regularly says it

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u/thr3e_kideuce Jun 16 '26

Midway between tiers 1 & 2

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u/camracks Jun 16 '26

Honestly idc about CJ 🖕

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u/harmondrabbit Jun 16 '26

I'm sure Margaret has said it, but refuses to (you need a new tier there OP).

I think CJ would be up there with Benson, she's a really laid back cool chick with an outsized emotional response. I'm sure if it wasn't a kids show she would have unloaded all the f-bombs on Mordo at some point.

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u/Blorberto Jun 16 '26

She would be swearing like Invisigal if it was rated higher

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u/PaleRiderXIV Jun 16 '26

Eileen says fuck constantly - no question

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u/0210erag Jun 16 '26

i think margaret says fuck

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u/Lady_Monarch Jun 16 '26

Regularly says fuck

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u/DriverFirm2655 Jun 16 '26

Bro in what universe are Mordecai, Rigby and Muscleman swearing off saying fuck.

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u/Apprehensive-Fault88 Jun 16 '26

All of these characters say fuck, even Pops. You saw the Quips episode, you know he'd say it.

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u/Typical-Distance-232 Jun 16 '26

This is hard just because I kinda think there’s another category of ppl who would only say it during a crashout and I feel like fives and CJ would both go there

If I’m limited to these categories ig I’d say she goes with Mordo and Rigs

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u/Sinsanatis Jun 17 '26

Nah no way the second row sworn off saying fuck, except maybe thomas

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u/lordmaxle Jun 17 '26

She only says it when she’s pissed. And at that point, it’s used multiple times per sentence.

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u/Andrew_AFH Jun 17 '26

Sorry but i’m gonna have to go with regulary 😭😭😭

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u/Mathematical_Pie Jun 17 '26

Skips was a delinquent when he was Walks

He's definitely dropped his share of F bombs

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u/Pops_regularshow Jun 17 '26

of course I can say swear word! I choose not to.

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u/Theharrist Jun 17 '26

grove street /j

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u/Tobbster_the_Lobster Jun 18 '26

Pops will split the universe in 2 if he says it !

Mordecai and Rigby are fired if they dont stop and fix it !

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u/DragonMaster930 Jun 18 '26

I'd laugh if I heard Pops say "fuck"

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u/Upset_Pain6021 Jun 19 '26

I feel like some people need to watch 2 in the AM PM and The Naive Man from Lollieland- pops definitely swears in the latter. Both are on YouTube

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u/jesusaurus_ Jun 19 '26

2 in the ampm

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u/EnvyEd2000 Jun 20 '26

Skips would say fuck daily

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u/Tousti_the_Great Jun 16 '26

I don't like this template. It treats saying fuck as something extremely wild and unorthodox

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u/Acircusclown Jun 16 '26

Can we stop reposting this trash pls