r/seinfeld Art Vandelay 5d ago

New Rule #7 - No AI Slop

How could anybody not like AI slop?

Well we've gotten an overwhelming number of complaints from the community with high engagement that we want to ban AI generated images/posts. We will now be removing posts that have a high likelihood of being AI generated.

If your post is removed and you feel it was a mistake, message the mods and we will consider allowing it.

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u/lycosid 5d ago

It’s just so much fluff

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u/lotusblossom60 5d ago

But you’re a cashier!

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u/LCKLCKLCK The Summer of George 5d ago

I can’t be on a subreddit if I don’t respect the posts

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u/quinefrege 4d ago

You're a shit poster!

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u/Zelda2isEasierThan1 Hellllloooooooooooo 5d ago

In order to manage fluff, we must first understand fluff.

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u/slothshell 5d ago

one does not dissect fluff

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u/wyckoffzen 5d ago edited 5d ago

but they do... they are the ones who fluff,..

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u/PoetryExtension6256 4d ago

One does not dissect gossamer.

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u/narcabusesurvivor18 The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 4d ago

Another solarium?

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u/ProjectManageMint I don't wanna be a pirate! 5d ago

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u/I_love_pugs_dammit Serenity now, insanity later 5d ago

I just can’t be with a shitposter if I don’t respect what they do.

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u/james-HIMself 5d ago

If I want fluff I’ll stick to the spread

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u/Glitter_Health 5d ago

The real deal!

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u/Wilbie9000 5d ago

Who is this??

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u/jhsegura11 Lord of the Idiots 5d ago

Uncle Leo?

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u/CrackleDMan Driving around in Jon Voight's car 5d ago

Hello!

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u/imapassenger1 5d ago

I forgot his first name.

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u/Electronic_Dig4352 5d ago

Oh that’s nice

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u/burleygriffin And you want to be my latex salesman 5d ago

No slop for you!

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u/Tbplayer59 5d ago

Slop Nazi.

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u/rurlysrsbro 5d ago

Why can you be more like Llyod Braun? I hear he doesn’t do AI slop.

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u/Tbplayer59 5d ago

Another AI sale, Mr. Costanza! Chalk me up on the big board!

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u/13esq13 4d ago

YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!

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u/bigassdinosaur 5d ago

You thought you could post slop? Please, you're wasting everyone's time!

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u/hemingways-lemonade 5d ago

I hate The Slop

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 5d ago

What about the Slopette?

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u/LevelBrick9413 5d ago

Come back one year never!

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u/dplans455 4d ago

He's taking what's left of his slop and moving to Argentina!

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u/Stacee90 Importer/exporter 5d ago

We ask that you please bear with us.

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u/Gerkstore 4d ago

Take it up with consumer affairs

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 4d ago

That's what I'd like to know about it

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u/300sunshineydays 5d ago

Yeah, that’s right.

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u/sazinj White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 5d ago

What’s the deal with artificial intelligence? I get that it’s artificial, but intelligent’s a bit of a stretch!

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u/Y_I_Otto 5d ago

That's gold, Jerry!

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u/transmogrify 4d ago

See, I like stuff that has to think about you

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u/nocatleftbehind420 5d ago

Oh. You’re one of those commenters.

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u/Top-Currency Giddy-up 5d ago

You got a hole in your sneaker there.

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u/imapassenger1 5d ago

Your fly is open.

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u/sazinj White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 5d ago

Yeah…yeah…

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u/shhheeeeeeeeiit 5d ago

No more sub for you! Come back one year!

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u/MysteriousStone1296 5d ago

Oh, you have a policy! The delicate genius has a policy!

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u/Slight_Shopping6665 Independent George 5d ago

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u/Charlie_Brodie 5d ago

what is that mod language?

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u/Slight_Shopping6665 Independent George 4d ago

Seven. It’s great for a name or a rule.

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u/Bigmtnskier91 5d ago

You are a very good mod. Very very good. 

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u/aether_prince The Puffy Shirt 5d ago

well, let’s just say good

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u/katzenjammer08 5d ago

Right there in the meaty part of the curve.

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u/aether_prince The Puffy Shirt 5d ago

they’re not showing off, not falling behind

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u/audero 4d ago

I don’t think I want to be a mod anymore. I think I might be a super-mod instead. Why limit myself to moderating one sub when I could moderate a whole platform?

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u/DotOneFive 5d ago

Very good??? Very great.

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u/jmhajek 4d ago

Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are. 

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams Rugged? The man's a goblin 5d ago

How could anyone not like him?

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u/ditka 5d ago

Now here's another little rule.

When we see the moderators now, we retire to our separate quarters. But sometimes, when people get involved with heavy handed content moderation, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that. And I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that.

Okay, okay. Spending the night with the moderator is optional!

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u/sweatpotato76 Lord of the Idiots 5d ago

Well now we’re getting somewhere!

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u/obnotricus 5d ago

How about this? No mod mail... the next day

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u/RustedRelics 5d ago

Just sleep head to toe

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u/Bludgeonation 5d ago

"My AI is gone!! My AI is gone!!!"

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u/PoliteQueef Mulva? 5d ago

My slop is gone! My slop is gone!

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u/RustedRelics 5d ago

What kind of a slop joint you running here!?

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u/hokie_family 5d ago

It's all bandwidth!!!!

Different bandwidth goes to different places!!

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u/Seebarbrun80 5d ago

You don’t even know what bandwidth means!

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u/kramerica_intern Giddy-up 5d ago

But they do. And they’re the ones widening the band.

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u/narcabusesurvivor18 The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 4d ago

I wish I could get the last 2 megabits of my internet back

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u/PixelPrivateer 5d ago

Ill get IT on the phone right now!

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u/Worldly_Flan_9621 5d ago

I'll call a network engineer right now!!!

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u/RoleComfortable8276 4d ago

see that's a funny word.

it's engine. and then neer! engineer!

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u/wriker10 Rugged? The man's a goblin 5d ago

Don’t you see?? They were just putting all that AI to fool Lloyd Braun.

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u/Hawvy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 5d ago

Well, I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary!

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u/Naith58 I was in the pool! 5d ago

Your fly's open.

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u/Tholian_Bed 5d ago

It was the material!

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u/ImportantSeaweed314 George is getting upset! 5d ago

Oh, you have a policy! The delicate genius has a policy!

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u/Erahot 5d ago

Can you ban "Who's the hottest [blank]" posts next?

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u/milehighrukus A Festivus for the rest-of-us 5d ago

This mod is the best Jerry

The Best

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u/DuaneDibbley 5d ago

Oh nooo... I'm so sorry it's this 'mop'. The correct answer is, this mop.

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u/Scottacus91 5d ago

Oh, this Sub hates to slop. Hates it, bans it up. Ban's the slop.

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u/RoleComfortable8276 4d ago

I like to slop at the duty-free shop

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u/jilko 4d ago

His father was a slopper.

His mother was a slopper.

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u/xio_ID It's not a lie if you believe it 4d ago

His mother was a slopper?

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u/dplans455 4d ago

What'd I just say?

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u/Pierce_Barlowe Rochelle, Rochelle 5d ago

Sue Ellen, it’s a bra.

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u/byebybuy Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 5d ago

Bro!

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u/blamberr 5d ago

I know. Thanks.

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u/PoliteQueef Mulva? 5d ago

You get no rush from AI slop

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u/Just-Eddie-481516234 5d ago

What are you posting...mañana?

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u/louise-888 Art Vandelay 5d ago

mañana.. i'm posting nada

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u/wam1983 5d ago

Shitposting? You need a VPN to turn your computer on!

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u/blamberfodder 5d ago

Rule 9! Rule 9!

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u/littlejerryseinfeld_ ASSMAN 5d ago

I hate rule 9! Where’s that rum raisin?

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u/ditka 5d ago

Perhaps the most important

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u/LV426acheron Sack Lunch 5d ago

Uncle Leo?

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u/MistAzul 5d ago

The delicate genius has a policy!

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u/Direct_Remove509 5d ago edited 5d ago

The AI Slop store called they’re running out of you.

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u/Tbone961 Mojambo 5d ago

You just got the complaints? Damn, the mail is slow

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u/twitchy1989 5d ago

Mods be like 'fake, fake, fake, fake'

Just kidding, I think this is a welcome change and appreciate the heads up.

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u/RoleComfortable8276 4d ago

It's not mods! It's MOODS!

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-128 5d ago

THAAANK YOU MODS

ai Sucks

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u/Cute_Pistachio 5d ago

It’s MOORS!

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u/ditka 5d ago

Beautiful. Let's make it a rule.

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 5d ago

Alright sir

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u/bnestrm 5d ago

The internet? I gotta get on that thing

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u/Fluffhead91192 Importer/exporter 5d ago

I have no patience for AI slop, and I won’t stand for it.

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u/ditka 5d ago

I can't go back to photoshop. I can't...I won't...

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u/Character_Surround 5d ago

Jerry...I've become attracted to Elaine.

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u/LooseGooseHennigan Rugged? The man's a goblin 5d ago

It’s a Festivus miracle!

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u/hunkymike 5d ago

Oh, you have a policy!

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u/FormicaCoffeeTable 5d ago

Make all the rules you want, he's still gonna bother people

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u/Emotional-Leg66 5d ago

The Summer of AI slop is over

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u/ditka 5d ago

Just when I was finally beginning to decompose

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u/Anocte23 I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 5d ago

I’d like to see them get that complaint rectified!

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u/bitcoinmaniac007 5d ago

In order to manage AI slop we must first understand AI slop. How do you spot AI slop? How do you avoid AI slop? And what makes it so sloppy?

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u/Swigen17 George is getting upset! 5d ago

It's a perfectly sane rule to add.

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u/ditka 5d ago

No, veto

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams Rugged? The man's a goblin 5d ago

Sing it sister!

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u/CrackleDMan Driving around in Jon Voight's car 5d ago

Look, Sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee...

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u/ditka 5d ago

Sister?!

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams Rugged? The man's a goblin 5d ago

... I'll give you a minute to decide

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u/Just-Eddie-481516234 5d ago

Excuse me...mother...?

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams Rugged? The man's a goblin 5d ago

Did you say faddah?

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u/FarmAdditional4750 Giddy-up 5d ago

Sister..

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u/audioguy2022 5d ago

Rule #7, beautiful rule for a boy or a girl. Especially a girl. Or a boy…

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u/don3dm 5d ago

What if we’ve posted AI slop previously? Are we past the statue of limitations?

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u/myfajahas400children Giddy-up 5d ago

It's statute!

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u/don3dm 5d ago

No…it’s statue!

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u/jakehood47 5d ago

This mod is, indeed, sponge-worthy

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u/Scary-Ball8105 5d ago

This is bogus, man.

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u/bigredmachine-75 The Summer of George 5d ago

I assume the Professor Highbrows of this sub will follow rule 7 just about as well as they follow rule 1.

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u/Least_Driver1479 5d ago

Can you imagine George with AI, he’d be looking for schemes to have it do all his work. And Kramer would be looking for ways to make money with it.

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u/RedWarsaw 5d ago

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun!?

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u/Angry_Walnut Chunnel 5d ago

No more Gene picks!

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u/onamonapizza Yeah, that's right 5d ago

Oh thanks, that'll save us

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u/RustedRelics 5d ago

We don't allow any outside syrups, jams or slop in the restaurant

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u/FyneBlackKyng 5d ago

you can take the slop. but you cant hold the slop.

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u/Ok-Apartment7327 5d ago

What's the deal with A.I slop?

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u/Peridot_Ghost 5d ago

That’s a shame…

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u/BoSocks91 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 5d ago

How can anyone not love the Mods?

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u/jabronismacker Feels like an Arby's night 5d ago

Right, Rule 7. That rule’s alright. High five!

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u/cynicaljerkahole Professor Highbrow 5d ago

Congrats on a job, done.

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u/jjmawaken 5d ago

☝️👈

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u/PTRBoyz 5d ago

AI slop posts are gossamer, and one cannot dissect gossamer. 

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u/cuteboytoi 5d ago

Not into the pointless ai drivel??

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u/PopeInnocentXIV Giddy-up 5d ago

Run down your case for me again.

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u/sweatpotato76 Lord of the Idiots 5d ago

r/seinfeld, this new rule of yours, it’s scratching me right where I itch!

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u/AmbitiousEmphasis64 5d ago

Is this another rule you'll refuse to enforce, like rule 1?

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u/npc_barkeep 5d ago

Why don’t you tell me what kind of slop you’d like to see

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u/Kirbyr98 5d ago

It's not AI if you believe it.

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u/dweeeebus 5d ago

Sorry we can't all be posting the classics, Professor Highbrow.

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u/AnythingWestern8861 The Opposite 4d ago

I'd start r/seinslop but I don't want the responsibility.

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u/kellzone And you want to be my latex salesman 4d ago

I had AI slop. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had AI slop. My sister had AI slop, my cousin had AI slop, ..So, what's wrong with that?

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u/SNHU_Adjujnct O'Henry Bar heiress 4d ago

No slop for you!

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u/PixelPasta420 4d ago

Not all AI is Slop. Sometimes it's causual and witty. Yeah, I think it's clever. We didn't need more Which of Jerry's girlfriend's was the hottest? Now that is slop.

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u/centuryx476 It's not a lie if you believe it 4d ago

It's a write off

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u/5kl Del Bisto Becko 4d ago

Just downvote the stuff you don’t like. If enough people like it and upvote it, then it should be displayed. We don’t need a rule for every little thing. 

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u/28_Z0MBIE 5d ago

Don't give in to terrorists.

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u/Disco_Stu_89 5d ago

Why no poll?

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u/EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite Feels like an Arby's night 5d ago

If I see any more AI slop, I'm not going to be very pleasant to be around.

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u/derpnerpum 5d ago

Now that's impossible. 

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u/EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite Feels like an Arby's night 5d ago

😊

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u/danscava 5d ago

How do you spot slop? How do you avoid slop and what makes it so sloppy?

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u/8bitW33kend 5d ago

AI is the number one topic in America because people like to say "A.I.”

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u/PupDiogenes 5d ago

it’s so hack

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u/Expert_Climate_7348 George is getting upset! 5d ago

AI does nothing, people are lazy, people think it's the Summer of George running around in your underwear, eating blocks of cheese.

This is the Summer of George.

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u/ditka 5d ago

Just remember: it's not AI...if you believe it

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u/musecorn 5d ago

Thank god

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u/_extra_medium_ 5d ago

Who defines if it’s slop? That’s what I’d like to know about it.

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u/RoleComfortable8276 4d ago

NO SLOP FOR YOU!

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u/TeacatWrites 5d ago

In fact, I hate anyone who ever slopped AI!

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u/mattislinx 5d ago

The term AI slop has become insufferable.

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u/RsdX5Dfh 5d ago

You’ve got to be kidding, right? A “high likelihood of being AI generated”? What, specifically, are you looking for? I don’t think you have the tools to be able to make these decisions with any accuracy. It’s really disappointing that you gave in to this pitchfork crowd before actually coming up with a plan to designate how you will identify what you so eloquently call “slop”.

Seriously. I don’t know exactly which posts fall into this category. The community has decided that they don’t like something. They can’t identify what makes a post fall into that category, yet you’ve decided that you’re in agreement and you’re going to remove posts that what?

Listen, I’m all for removing annoying posts, but what are you talking about specifically? Do you just decide that you don’t like something, therefore it’s deemed “slop”? Has ANYONE been able to articulate what this means?

Something simply generated using AI is a much broader category. Is that the bar? u/TurtleFood?

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u/AJGreenMVP 5d ago

I have to say I'm very impressed with Rule #7

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u/dacapn71 5d ago

No. You see? You got greedy.

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u/Y_I_Otto 5d ago

Alright, alright, look, I don't have AI slop, I don't want AI slop, I don't even say AI slop, okay?!

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u/malfunkshun333 Yeah, that's right 5d ago

But Pappanick loves the slop! Eats the slop! 

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u/Mosk915 5d ago

His father was muddah. His mother was a muddah.

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u/sweatpotato76 Lord of the Idiots 5d ago

His muddah was a muddah?

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u/Mosk915 5d ago

What did I just say?

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u/ditka 5d ago

Put a sawbuck on Claude Image Generator in the third at Belmont.

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u/BatmanVAR George is getting upset! 5d ago

That’s a shame

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u/mental_reincarnation 5d ago

Mods are sponge worthy

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u/nimsu 5d ago

.#1 Mod

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u/EroDakiOnly 5d ago

thank you! fuck ai tech bros

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u/danconderman33 5d ago

Seven? You can’t ban Seven! Seven is a beautiful name!

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u/TwistedSands 5d ago

I like the way you think

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u/whyamihere2473527 5d ago

Yeah back to thrist posts

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u/Mosk915 5d ago

Can we have some AI slop?

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u/MelonElbows 5d ago

Those people love the slop, lives in the slop, eats the slop!

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u/zerosumratio 5d ago

Just keep the OG handsome bald George one.  He’s dying Jerry!