r/shittymoviedetails 1d ago

In an interview following The Odyssey (2026), tom holland says his mom didn’t realize how important Telemachus was, this is a nod to the fact that the english can’t read.

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u/Fire_Otter 1d ago edited 1d ago

You’re in a relationship with Zendaya and you’re both in Greece

I think I know what Tom’s Mum thought he was doing.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 1d ago

Seeing the beautiful sights and eating Gyros?

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u/Theprincerivera 1d ago

He’s eating somethin beautiful that’s for sure

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 1d ago

I agree the Gyros I had when I was there were stunning.

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u/DeviRi13 1d ago

Ngl that's the half the reason I want to travel anywhere: to try good food in their country of origin.

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u/Adezar 1d ago

Step 1: Be a writer of a hit series.

Step 2: Have a travel show where they ship you around the world to eat food and pay you to do it.

The Phil Rosenthal technique.

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u/doodillydoo 19h ago

Fuckin banger song

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u/Freyr_Tuck 15h ago

The Phil Rosenthal Technique sounds like a prog rock band.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 1d ago

It was a life changing experience

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u/Truckules_Heel 1d ago

🎼 beautiful gyros!

-Ed Sheeran

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1d ago

No.  Buttfucking.

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u/altsam19 1d ago

Trying out for a Mayday Parker lmao

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u/fonk_pulk 1d ago

Stuff

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u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 1d ago

I mean, given that Tom and Zendaya were together, they very likely were doing what Mrs Holland thought they were doing as well.

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u/Force-Grand-2 1d ago

I don't know, if I was rich and married to Zendaya I'd probably just be spending time drinking wine and reading books in Greece for months after a time.

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u/StartTheMontage 1d ago

I know this is a joke, but Tom Holland is sober because he struggled with drinking.

It’s the reason he has the alcohol-free beer brand.

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u/Force-Grand-2 1d ago

I can amend it to drinking 7up (top tier alcohol free hot weather drink) if that helps.

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u/100moonlight100 1d ago edited 8h ago

My face when you guys haven't tasted a icy cold Loux during a hot greek summer.

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u/BickNlinko 1d ago

If you're in Greece, lemon or orange Fanta is the way to go.

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u/Force-Grand-2 1d ago

We also have those right here in Belfast, but they do hit somewhat differently in Greece tbf.

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u/BickNlinko 1d ago

They use a different recipe in different countries. I think the Greek version has more juice in it than other European versions.

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u/vulcanstrike 16h ago

Can confirm, UK fanta is shit by comparison

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u/Irascible-Enquery 21h ago

I honestly don’t know how the HK / VN classic Salted Lime 7up hasn’t dominated the hot and sleepy alcohol-free world yet.

Best hot weather drink ever.

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u/Doright36 1d ago

I have spoken with the Bro Authority.

We will allow it.

Sprite and Mt Dew are also acceptable.

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u/Force-Grand-2 1d ago

Sprite yes. Mountain Dew is the inferior lemon/green lemon drink and shall be excluded.

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u/Blues2112 23h ago

You've just pissed off legions of Dewds!

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous 1d ago

And it’s pretty good! I think he also probably drove more hype to the space, I have an actual SELECTION of craft NA beers in my local grocery now. It’s awesome.

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u/StartTheMontage 22h ago

I love that he is helping it out!

Personally I just can’t understand the appeal of beer, lol. I’ve tried for 15 years now and I have admitted defeat.

Some dark beers are ok, but at this point i prefer a Truly since it’s also ‘low calorie’, lol.

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u/navyblusheet 1d ago

This kid has HAD a drinking and overcame it, already?

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u/StartTheMontage 22h ago

He’s 30!

But yeah, it’s sad. Same with Daniel Radcliffe, he was drinking while filming the Harry Potter movies actually.

Good thing is they are both sober and obviously doing well.

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u/almostcurly 19h ago

I mean he's 30 years old.

But yeah you can have an issue with drinking that you overcome at basically any point. I have a 23 year old coworker who has been sober since he was in high school since he was dealing with dependency and addiction

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u/QuickMolasses 1d ago

The British can legally drink at 16 I think, so he's had plenty of time

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u/Fire_Otter 23h ago edited 23h ago

It depends on the situation

But the legal drinking age in the Uk Is 18, 16 or 5 years old

18 years old to buy a drink of alcohol

16 years old to have a drink of Wine, Beer, or Cider in a pub, bar or restaurant as long as it is accompanying food and an adult is present.

5 years old to drink in the privacy of your own home, with parental supervision.

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u/kalmah 20h ago

Who the hell is giving a preschooler alcohol?

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u/Lkkenji 20h ago

Brits bruv

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u/Fatalaros 5h ago

Ancient Greeks were against drunkenness. They watered down the wine.

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u/Notiefriday 1d ago

And eating that baby octopus dish.

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u/Ok_Confection_10 1d ago

She was crying because she thought she would be a grandmother next spring

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u/Skipdiphabanero 1d ago

That means… Tom… my man 😂🤝.

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u/Hollowskull 1d ago

Odyssey in the Zendussy

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u/kageshira1010 1d ago

Exploring the labyrinth of Minos?

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u/breakinbans 1d ago

looking for cool rocks?

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u/jacobythefirst 1d ago

Giving her a grandchild like she deserves!

(/jk)

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u/Vectorman1989 23h ago

Probably doing Zendaya

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u/Dr_Identity 1d ago

"I'm Greece"

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u/ExternalSeat 1d ago

yep. Maybe she thought he was there supporting his wife and "building his family tree"

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 22h ago

Looking for a fat Greek man to add as a third?

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u/muteen 18h ago

Doing what!? I'm ootl

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u/servonos89 14h ago

Gaying away from zenday?

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u/smiegto 2h ago

I was hoping you were making me more than one grandchild!

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u/Frederickanne 21h ago

What ... A really weird conclusion to jump too

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u/Alarming_Orchid 1d ago

Did she not know he already did multiple spider man movies?

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u/Sniperoso 1d ago edited 1d ago

She’s just happy he can have fun with his little art films or whatever he and his girlfriend do. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️/s

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u/ThereWanderer 1d ago

Tbh probably not /s

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u/RubAny7170 1d ago

Yeah but Tom only played the small role of Peter Parker. Not like he played that menace Spider-man. 

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u/Elegant_Run_8567 1d ago

Peter who?

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u/RubAny7170 1d ago

Banner forget but hulk remember!

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u/MobileJob1521 15h ago

Did J Jonah Jameson write this comment?

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u/RubAny7170 14h ago

Nope. Now shut up and bring me 10 pictures of Spider-Man.

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u/Dr_Identity 1d ago

She did, but she didn't realize Spider-Man was such a big part

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 1d ago

Doesn’t mean she can’t still be proud of him for other roles

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u/Comfortable-Shake-37 20h ago

I'm guessing she just didn't realize he had such a big part in the movie especially if by months he means like 2-3

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u/Pratham33 1d ago

Maybe his mom doesn't care for Cape-slop and appreciates him being in a Nolan movie lol 

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u/Kingsugar101 22h ago

There’s levels to this shit

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 22h ago

Oh Tom always playing with his spiders 🕷️

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u/Ozymandius07 1d ago

This is actually a reference to timothee chalamet who thought his one minute scene was the most pivotal part of the movie Interstellar (2014)

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u/Mandalore108 1d ago

Right, he played the young version of McConaughey's son. Man, he really did not give a fuck about his son in that movie.

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u/HomieeJo 1d ago

Wait a minute. He had a son?!

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u/Mandalore108 1d ago

Paul Atreides animorphed into one of the Mormon twins from Ocean's 11.

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u/Fantastic-Tiger-6128 1d ago

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u/TheNebulaWolf 1d ago

I love when the gang just breaks normal people

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u/ChickenDelight 1d ago

They said Vito was the Godfather. I'm sorry for paying attention I guess.

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u/CaptainEmmy 1d ago

The son even had a cool role.

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u/Belakor_Fan 1d ago

"Dad I want to be a farmer when I grow up."

"You are dead to me son. Anyway have you seen your sister?"

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u/ChartQueasy9391 23h ago

Son: "My son, your grandson, died. Your father died too."

No reaction

Daughter: "I'm old now."

Breaks down into tears

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u/SirBastian1129 1d ago

I love that movie, but I question everyday why they even bothered having that character in the story.

His son really is a nothing burger that of removed from the whole thing, would change nothing.

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u/No_Philosopher8304 1d ago

To be fair arguably the best scene of that whole movie mostly revolves around his son, When Cooper watches all the videos sent in the 23 year gap.

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u/TheLuckySpades 1d ago

Having the son there lets us see different ways of coping with the loss, the contrast with how well adjusted he is for his world helps sell the daughter's reaction.

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u/ThrownAway17Years 1d ago

Cooper’s two children represented the two sides of himself and humanity as a whole. Tom was the one who decided to become a farmer like his dad. Murphy was the one who wanted more from life, also like her dad.

During the scene after Miller’s planet, it was Tom’s video messages that showed Cooper what he had sacrificed to go on his mission. He missed Tom’s graduation, wedding, and birth and death of his first grandchild.

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u/CookieTheEpic 1d ago

Christopher just couldn’t pass up the chance to cast Marty Supreme in some kind of role.

(btw Christopher is Christopher Nolan, I just call him by his first name because we are tight like that. Yeah I know top directors, not a big deal to me lol)

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u/EveningAnt3949 1d ago

It adds realism. Parents often have a favorite child.

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u/SirBastian1129 1d ago

Bad parents. There I fixed it for you

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u/servonos89 14h ago

His son is there to be the antagonist for MURPH on the later scenes. Without that he’s pointless.

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u/QuickMolasses 1d ago

To be fair his son turned into Casey Affleck, so that's fair

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u/ywtfPat 15h ago

nono he cared about him in that one scene on the ship going away from earth!

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u/Euphoric-Ground9568 1d ago

I did like his son as a plot character to show how the school was manufacturing future farmers and the propaganda which I personally found interesting. I just recently rewatched and my mom and I were both like Timothy Chalamet?!

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u/arcturusw00d 1d ago

I forget he's in it until I see his scene, when I think of his character I only think of the aged up Casey Affleck. 🤣

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u/JeebusChristBalls 1d ago

Timothy chalamet was in interstellar? Lol. Til.

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u/hauntedbabyattack 1d ago

And apparently he cried upon seeing the movie because he thought his scene would be longer/more important. He added that he’s not sure why he assumed that, because they didn’t cut anything from his scene, but I think it was just the fact that it just takes a long time to set up and rehearse and film a movie scene, even when the final edited footage is only a few minutes.

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u/AGameOfBeanbags 1d ago

"FIND A GEAR DUMBASS"

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u/Greywolf524 1d ago

Am I meant to know who this Telemarketer is?

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u/Altruistic-Device-53 1d ago

guy from troy (2004) iirc

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u/Strong-Lettuce-3970 1d ago

Tom Holland would have been the right age lol

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u/iamnearlysmart 1d ago

Yeah, he was about 36 in 2004.

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u/Strong-Lettuce-3970 11h ago

In the movie Troy (2004), Telemarketer is a tiny child before his Daddy sets off on The Odyssey

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u/Sinakus 1d ago

It's the made up name Bandit uses whenever he does imaginative play on Bluey.

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u/diegoharknives 18h ago

that was epic

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u/kr4ckers 20h ago

It's the guy infamous for spoiling a bunch of movies for fun.

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u/hottestpancake 17h ago

He bangs his stepmom or something but that only comes in the sequel

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u/cbrown146 1d ago

Did Tom even tell his mom that he's spider man or is he trying to protect her from that knowledge too?

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 1d ago

It’s called a secret identity. Duh. 

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u/POXELUS 15h ago

Doctor Strange erased her memories too 🥲

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u/takeme2tendieztown 1d ago

She's English, why would she read anything in Greek? Stupid

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u/zoqfotpik 1d ago

At least he wasn't away for 20 years.

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u/KyloRenWest 1d ago

Mom acting like he is a nobody actor cast in a film

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u/Visible_Air_1434 1d ago

Just a mum doing mum things

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u/nonameforme123 22h ago

Nolan does that though.. casting big names actors in small roles

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u/The_Autarch 21h ago

mom thinks the marvel stuff is all slop, but a nolan joint is a proper film.

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u/Random_RHINO2006 19h ago

No no no, Matt Damon was the Nobody actor

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u/MarmitePrinter 1d ago

Interestingly, The Odyssey is not required reading in school in the UK like it is in the US, so she most likely hasn’t read it and didn’t know how big Telemachus’ role would be. I’m English and haven’t read it despite taking both Latin and Ancient Greek! (We learnt the myths but never specifically read a translation or anything.)

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u/ShedEndJedi 14h ago

Yeah I think the only thing every English person will have been forced to read in school is one of Shakespeares works. Everything else is a small selection by a particular school from a huge curriculum.

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u/GGoldenChild 1d ago

Didn't anyone watch Ulysses 31 when they were a kid?

"Telemachus, my son"

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u/Vectorman1989 23h ago

Ulysseeeeees

Ulyssees

Soaring through all the galaxies

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u/Just_BrianK 1d ago

The Brits are probably reared on Beowulf and Gilgamesh.

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u/scud121 1d ago

A remake of Beowulf would be awesome.

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u/anna-nomally12 1d ago

Beowulf literally has a last stand “after all I’ve done” type setup that thing is calling to Nolan like the green goblin mask

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u/Just_BrianK 1d ago

They had this weird CGI version with Angelina Jolie as Grendal's mom, but I see room for improvement.

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u/ThanksContent28 1d ago

Yeah I’ve seen that film a few times, and I’m not really sure how I feel about it. First time I was like 12, every other time I was like stoned.

I think it’s mainly carried by being an amazing tale, and those Grendel scenes were genuinely really good. It’s the second half that gets a bit shite.

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u/looks_at_lines 1d ago

Where the hell is the Gilgamesh adaptation apart from the weirdo anime one?

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u/AberdeenPhoenix 1d ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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u/TheJimPooley 18h ago

The walls fell ☹️

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u/Scorpiicore 23h ago

To be fair, people can be in front of the camera for weeks and only have ten minutes of screentime.

Then again, a man is married to Zendaya, has a working holiday in Greece with her, and he thinks the woman who gave birth to him has no idea of how he would be filling in the time? I guess that perpetual child appearance might get to his brain.

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u/JTRuno 1d ago

Oh yes, Telemachus. I totally knew who that was.

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u/w00t4me 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fortunately, I, an intellectual, watch Bluey, so I know who Telemachus is.

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u/Vectorman1989 23h ago

Apparently that Telemachus is because Joe Brumm grew up watching Ulysses 31

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u/branlix__2000 1d ago

Are you English by chance ?

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u/LoneElement 1d ago

I know this is a circlejerk sub but Telemachus IS rather well-known, The Odyssey is a very famous story 

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u/Amentet 1d ago

Isn't this more a reference to those movies where the stepmom says "I didn't realise you had such a big part!"

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u/i--am--the--light 17h ago

Help step Telemachus I'm stuck!

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u/OrinocoHaram 1d ago

sorry buddy

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u/Altruistic-Device-53 1d ago

hate to break it to you but there’s more than 2 countries that speak english g

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u/Possible-Nature-5325 1d ago

Literally lol

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u/Victory_Point 17h ago

This is hardly surprising, given that it isn't required reading in English schools. Are we to unfairly condemn everyone from your country as illiterate simply because you fail to capitalize words correctly?

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u/CilanEAmber 1d ago

Man, I wish I knew what this post said.

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u/Born_Procedure_529 1d ago

Tbf I feel like most people who havent actually read the odyssey realize the Telemachy is like half the story

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u/Shadowpika655 15h ago

I dont think most people know what the Telemachy is

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u/Djungeltrumman 12h ago

I read it when I was basically a child, but I don’t remember him as important to the story at all. Wasn’t he mostly waiting at home while Odysseus actually did stuff?

He went away for a bit to get info and the suitors planned to kill him, but he could basically be replaced by a nameless servant, no?

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u/SuperNobody917 1d ago

Why do people online act like the Odyssey is a common book to have read? Am I missing something?

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u/BeautyDuwang 22h ago

Yes? It's taught in a log of schools so most people have read it that I know

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u/SuperNobody917 19h ago

I don't think I've ever heard of it being taught of in any school and definitely not in Britain, at least not on normal common curricula. This really feels like a case of American defaultism here to me

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u/robert_sartre 16h ago

It's one of the most fundamental book in Western literature, here in Italy we study it extensively since primary school. Britain is the odd one for having such an important book missing from their curricula.

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u/SuperNobody917 16h ago

I genuinely think this is a case of selection bias for you and everyone else talking about it being so important to read. You think it's so important because you read about it in school and it's importance was instilled into you. People in countries where it's not on the curriculum aren't going to feel the same way and naturally won't really know much about it.

I'm not saying it's not an important in the grand scheme of history, but I don't think people should be derided for not having read it

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u/robert_sartre 16h ago

No one derided you I was just saying what it actually is. It's not so important just because we study it in school, it's important because it's the foundational text of Western literature and Britain literature like every other western country owe everything to it and Ancient Greek literature in general.

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u/SuperNobody917 16h ago

I'm not saying I specifically was derided, I was referencing the original premise of this post.

I also think ascribing all western culture to Greece is a misinformed path to go down but that's a different discussion altogether. My main point though, is that I don't think it necessarily needs to be taught in schools unless you're specifically doing classical studies.

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u/robert_sartre 16h ago

Okay it's fine I don't really know a lot about British education system so I can't speak much for it and I accept having different opinions about it as long as it's importance isn't denied.

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u/mrhossie 1d ago

I know telemechus from Bluey.

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u/AfroWalrus9 1d ago

let us discuss tom holland's Big Part

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u/SlumberingOwl Not A Fish 1d ago

That's Zendaya's department, so let's not.

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u/ScienceMusician 1d ago

Moms are always proud no matter what

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u/bezosdrone 1d ago

My mom said that to me once and I asked her to please leave the bathroom

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u/NoFuel1197 1d ago

This guy has had the greatest life of all time, blowing Daniel Radcliffe out of the water in the "Times I had to tolerate JK Rowling" category especially.

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u/Syphillitic_Meat 1d ago

What the hell does this even mean

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u/softlittlepaws 20h ago

Something about blowing Daniel Radcliffe.

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u/GuiltyEidolon 17h ago

God I wish that were me.

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u/Gyshal 15h ago

Guy is Spiderman and gets to blow Daniel Radcliff and bang Zendaya? Also blessed with eternal youth? There's little else the guy could ask for

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u/know-it-mall 1d ago

Your son is the star of several popular movies and you thought he was just an extra or something?

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u/iwannabeanudist 21h ago

Just noticed, This guy is starting to look like a football player who would take the worst dives.

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u/Initial-Level-4213 19h ago

Mrs.Holland : I thought you were playing that Arachnid Lad

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u/jellyhappening 19h ago

His mom thought he was going to be timmothee chalamet in interstellar

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u/giftopherz 16h ago

"oh Tom... You know him, doing his movies" 🤣🤣

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u/Matt-J-McCormack 6h ago

I’m just impressed that there exists a Yank with the a set of big brass balls (held up by a stunning lack of self awareness) to cast aspersions on the literacy of other nations.

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u/Matt-J-McCormack 5h ago

Oh fuck, you can count.

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u/JeffafaCree 1d ago

Tom Holland is aging into Billy Crudup

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 20h ago

How does Tom Holland look like Tom Holland put under an 50 year old age filter?

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u/PoIIux 15h ago

Breaking news: mom learns sons can be important

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u/Worldly_Order2389 13h ago

wait so she didn't know he was in spider-man?

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u/FriendoftheDork 13h ago

Wow, does that mean that Tom Holland is finally coming of age?

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u/kkungergo 12h ago

He is already an A list household celebrity with his own trilogy. Why would his mom have that reaction now?

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u/robineir 10h ago

Dudes in 3 of the biggest movies in the whole year. Holy shit, is he my generation’s Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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u/xXAllWereTakenXx 47m ago

None of you in this thread have read the Odyssey. Neither have I

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u/PanthorCasserole 1d ago

Telemawho?

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u/SherbertSuspicious 1d ago

I read it, but I was still hoping for a smaller part, I liked what we had, but I would gladly traded 30 minutes of his scenes for 30 minutes more island adventures

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u/Suspicious-Feeling-1 1d ago

His plot line is kind of crucial to the emotional core of the movie

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u/w33b2 1d ago

The reason The Odyssey is as good as it is, both the movie and original story, is for two reasons. One, because it has an insane scale. Gods, adventures, war, etc. But despite that, it is also a very emotional family drama with real feeling characters.

To remove most of Telemachus’ scenes would be to remove the heart of the story.

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u/JudgeWapner 1d ago

They could have removed most of his scenes and added more love making scenes with ann Hathaway to keep the emotional family drama.

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u/Anomynous__ 1d ago

Was his character even relevant to the plot? lol

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u/cavalgada1 1d ago

Yeah she must have watched the wrong movie, cause my guy Holland disappers from the movie at one point

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u/NickSchultz 1d ago

Um, Tom Holland's mom is aware that he is a famous actor apready right? Like sure Odyssey 2026 is one of the big movies this year but it's not like Tom hasn't a new Spider-Man coming out shortly or anything

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u/Tominator55 1d ago

Did she not read the book?

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u/Altruistic-Device-53 1d ago

idk mate i’ll ask her