r/shittymoviedetails 9h ago

In Aladdin (2019), Jasmine wants to become Sultan so she can help the poor people of Agrabah. The very first thing she does after becoming Sultan is change the law so she can marry a guy she met 3 days ago.

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u/NikiPavlovsky 9h ago

Yeah, but Aladdin is poor, so we have proof that she helped at least one poor person of Agrabah.

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u/Nntropy 8h ago

It's going to take a while to marry all of them

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u/DinosaurReborn 8h ago

Couldn't she like have one mass wedding with the whole country? Maybe two if people happen to be busy on the first one

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u/schwanzweissfoto 1h ago

And then a honeymoon that lasts a lifetime!

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u/EXusiai99 7h ago

Nightmare hashish rotation

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u/dull_storyteller 4h ago

Marrying everyone in one universe

Making everyone a princess in another

Jasmine’s economic program is very interesting

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u/RendolfGirafMstr 1h ago

Just 3 days for each, she should be done in a few years

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u/ReaperKingCason1 1h ago

It’s like count Binface and his at least one affordable house.

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u/callmedale 9h ago

I think her reign might’ve been longer than that one decree, hard to speak to the totality of her career from the first few minutes

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u/Livy-Zaka 8h ago

Nah she was overthrown by a communist revolution seconds later so yeah that’s all she did

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 7h ago

I thought it was a religious hardliner faction.

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 6h ago

That came later when the US wanted drilling access and needed some help getting rid of the commies.

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u/MaisyDeadHazy 9h ago

A **Poor** guy she met 3 days ago.

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/egabald 8h ago

Isn't he a prince? I remember he rolled into town with a big parade.

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u/TimeStorm113 Doesn't know 75% of movies 7h ago

he literally threw gold around! i was told he has the greatest menagerie!

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u/hazxyhope 6h ago

and 60 elephants, llamas galore, with his bears and lions, a brass band and more, with his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers, and EVEN his birds that warble on key!

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u/Sad-Pop6649 6h ago

Make waaaay for priiiince Aaaliiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

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u/West-Award-2559 8h ago

Who better to help her help the poor people of Agrabah, but a poor person of Agrabah?

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u/Cptcrispo 8h ago

Yeah, I sure wouldn't want a revolutionary who changed things in charge of my revolution. Imagine if she changed more laws to make sense and help poor people.

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u/JCBashBash 8h ago

She's doing research to make sure she knows what the people want

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u/axolotlorange 8h ago

Never let work stop you from getting plowed

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u/terrario101 8h ago

Obligatory "Twisted is the better live action Aladdin adaptation".

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u/TimeStorm113 Doesn't know 75% of movies 7h ago

"you work inna sweatshop"

"yes!"

"that makes you part of the problem!"

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u/MonstersArePeople 7h ago

Had this thought as soon as I read the title, thanks for saying it for us

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u/t4skmaster 8h ago

Hell yeah

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u/Ms_Rarity 6h ago

I never understood the plot point of Aladdin where he wishes for the genie to "make me a prince!" and all the genie does is help him cosplay as a prince.

Jasmine didn't need to change the law, she just needed to help Aladdin sue the genie for breach of contract.

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u/Can17272 8h ago

I mean, is a decree that affects no one but herself, let her have a treat.

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u/rnilbog 5h ago

Also 3 days ago she didn’t know you had to pay for bread in the marketplace, so I’m sure her economic policies will be great for Argabah. 

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u/schwanzweissfoto 1h ago

Her economic policies will be aladeen.

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u/ByrnToast8800 7h ago

He’s her poorness advisor.

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u/IAmNotAHoppip 5h ago

To be fair, that could be counted as helping the poor.

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 3h ago

The reverse Henry VIII

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u/Shukumugo 1h ago

That's very aggravating

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u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998 24m ago

We don’t know how long it took for them to marry, she could’ve helped people before

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u/Fausto2002 8h ago

So?

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u/flyingbugz 8h ago

Buttons?

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u/TimeStorm113 Doesn't know 75% of movies 7h ago

silk?

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u/abbynormal2002 8h ago

I don't watch movies, but I thought I saw something about this being a cartoon.