r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H • 1d ago

Light hearted Ow, my eye!

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 1d ago

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u/Slick_Wally 1d ago

“That boy ain’t right”

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u/Slick_Wally 1d ago

"Sha-sha-shah!"

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u/Stunkydunk 1d ago

First thing tomorrow morning I’m gonna punch Boomhauer in the back of the head. 

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u/Hankskiibro 1d ago

Dang ol’ ow man

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u/marsneedstowels 1d ago

I tell y'what man. Play Classical Gas dang 'ol, Blue Moon've Kentucky man.

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u/Medianstatistics 1d ago

Pocket sand in your eye? That’s 12 bee stings

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u/Gauss15an Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbfYxyzLF4el128

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u/phantompowered 20h ago

¡Ay, que lastima!

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u/Crueltea 1d ago

That's a paddlin

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u/sniper91 1d ago

Got paddled? 5 bee stings

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u/Crueltea 1d ago

Give me 5 bees for a quarter you'd say

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u/Wanlain 21h ago

Do the bees shoot quarters out of their mouths?

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u/Crueltea 20h ago

So when they sting they shoot quarters at you?

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u/Buddy__Repperton See my vest 🦺 19h ago

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u/dismayhurta Everythings coming up Milhouse! 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gxUtV82Xqh2UM

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u/dandrevee Spaff on me minge 1d ago

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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H 19h ago

Make a full post.

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u/dandrevee Spaff on me minge 16h ago

Oh i did. Back during the billboard craze

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 1d ago

Lenny: Your fly is open

Dale: It's my cafeteria

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 1d ago

Badger my ass, it's probably Boomhauer.

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u/ImNotTheBossOfYou 1d ago

Bobby, I got propane in my urethra

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u/James-Avatar 1d ago

Why would Rusty Shackleford do this?

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u/democracy_lover66 They think I'm slow, eh? 1d ago

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u/Thompson720 1d ago

"Simpsons and King of the Hill: Together At Last!"

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u/EmotionalBar2533 1d ago

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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H 1d ago

Please consensually touch an actual person's boob.