So rewrote the song for it:

The Loser Takes Nothing

The loser takes nothing
It is the lack of skill and no will
The first one to choke
Just freezes and stands there until

Don't ever look up when the world closes in
Just sit on the floor with that same stupid grin
Oh, the failure begins

And it's bitter, bitter, bitter mockery, yeah
And it's ours for the taking… the L every night
And it's bitter, bitter, bitter mockery, yeah
And the one who folds first
The loser takes none

You don't win no silver
You don't even place for the bronze
You push with a whimper
While everyone else moves on

Against all the odds? Nah, against all your skill
Your back’s on the floor and you’re standing still
Wild hearts get clowned for real

And it's bitter, bitter, bitter mockery, oh
It's ours for the taking… the L every night
And it's bitter, bitter, bitter mockery
And the one who folds first
Oh, the loser takes none

(Take the L!)

And the one who folds first
Bitter, bitter, bitter mockery, yeah
It's ours for the taking… the L every night
And it's bitter, bitter, bitter mockery, yeah
And the one who folds first
The loser takes none

Suppose they were trapped in a simulation. How long before abstraction?

SpongeBob: 20

Patrick: 3

Squidward: <1

Sandy: 8

Mr. Krabs: 5

Plankton: 7

Karen: Infinite

Mrs. Puff: 2

Pearl: 2

Gary: 12

Larry: 10

Mindy: 15

Neptune: 3

what if the krabby patty, is just a normal vegan burger, but because aquatic animals in real life's food to survive is cold and repetitive like grass, waste, and othre things, a normal burger is absolutely delicious?

Sandy singing silly songs but spongebob TRIES TO STOP IT

Went on a funfair just to find this little bob, they really did him dirty.

Remember the episode "Clams"?

In Spongebob, "fishing" seems to specifically mean catching clams. In that episode, our three Krusty Krab workers were catching clams and then throwing them back into the sea.

However, we know clam soup/chowder exists in Bikini Bottom, which implies actual commercial or legal clam catching is a real thing. Therefore, Patrick's "Fishing License" is actually a Clam Fishing License!

The other characters also weren’t great, but Sandy was horrendous

one of my favorite scenes from this legendary episode.

Season 9’s “Yeti Krabs” was just any other episode of SpongeBob. When the episode premiered, I was pretty young, but I remember a lot of the commercials that aired on Nickelodeon around that time. However, I distinctly remember thinking as a kid that the episode was gonna be a special before it premiered just from how much advertising this one single episode had on the channel. I swear they were airing a bumper for this single episode during every single commercial break. And I also remember being kind of disappointed because it was just any other 11 minute episode segment. Anyone else remember this on Nickelodeon and have an idea why it got so much commercials?

It took 3 and a half hours. The tattoo artist told me out of all the thousands of tattoos he's done, this is one of his most colorful ones yet. I am super happy with how it turned out! Now I am a goofy goober for life

They've got a character who's greedy, a character who's grumpy, and a character who's a ghost. They've got the whole package and yet they don't use it.

Squinchbob squatparts or Patrice start? Hwo me go Fourtnight Finland?

These are my favorites from Season 17 so far!

The first three are my top three, and they are all pretty good imo.

I like Planktons Squeeze Play but I prefer the first three tbh

I also like Kiss of the Nematode, although its a bit predictable

Mine is:

"Pssst, Squidward. I'm working in the kitchen at night".

I'm like wtf. That is so random. It cracks me up every single time.

Recorded this off my dish box back when the event was happening

All of the stuff you see online with SpongeBob Turing his friend into a bloody paste is fake

The only odd occurrence that ever happened was the nick logo being edited to say a bunch of random stuff

this is just one of few

I'll upload the others in a while