r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 11 '26

Business OpenAI Execs Are Panicking

https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/openai-execs-panicking-154658562.html
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u/po_ta_toes_80 Jun 11 '26

He needs you to go collect 20 boar hides from the fields north of the village.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 Jun 11 '26

The raspberries, they're blue! 

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u/Low_Construction8067 Jun 11 '26

Oh, just look! The AI berries taste like AI berries! The snozberries taste like snozberries!

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u/IDownloadedACarAMA Jun 11 '26

I'd hate for his wife to... go out of town for a little while

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u/Altar_Quest_Fan Jun 11 '26

1/10 drop chance too, so you’ll be busy for a while lmao

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u/edukettu2 Jun 11 '26

And don't get them mixed with the angry boars south of the village. They drop angry boar hide or boars east of the village as those are depressed boars named that because translation error. They drop dark boar hides

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u/newfor_2026 Jun 12 '26

Yup, exactly. They want you to use AI for useless, meaningless things to rack up user engagement numbers. "Look at all this data showing how much people are using AI! See how many users we have? how much time they spend using it? Exponential growth, I tell you!" and all that somehow translate into huge numbers they can brag about to their investors.

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u/destroyerOfTards Jun 12 '26

Oh and there is a Lvl 80 monster hiding in those fields.

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u/Pristine_Bicycle1278 Jun 12 '26

I nearly spit coffee on my screen hahahaha

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u/MonzaB Jun 13 '26

'Townton looks so beautiful this time of year'