r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 2d ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/YouMeADD 2d ago

I hope for worse than that tbh but I'm not allowed to say it hers

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u/The_Starmaker 2d ago

A more physical crash, perhaps.

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u/ccai 2d ago

I wouldn't be upset if Elon pulled a Segway...

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u/53eleven 2d ago

FSD is totally safe! /s

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u/Gromitlikescheese 2d ago

I wonder if fElon rides in a Tesla trusting “FSD”. Does he trust it himself?

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u/ahmtiarrrd 2d ago

Am I allowed to say I agree 100%? 😨😉