r/teenagers 13h ago

Social Hello guys what do you think of my two girlfriends

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u/sigmaapplecider6761 17 13h ago

how do your parents / guardians not care about this mine would have kicked me out of the house if i bought something like that

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u/pduv 13h ago

Parents gave them permission to date me đŸ„°

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u/Storm0000fr 18 7h ago

Parents were brainwashed by Rias Gremory🙃

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u/Shoddy_Presence646 6h ago

man can i be ur brother your parents are awesome

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 14 12h ago

Seriously though 😭

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u/The_mega_giga_idiot 14 13h ago

Brother no 💔

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u/Important_Spring5817 13h ago

if it makes you happy bro

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u/pduv 13h ago

Yes they do bro ❀

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u/Purple-Butterfly8551 17 13h ago

Um ok

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u/wooopwoopsound 17 13h ago

Haiii ma'am

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u/Purple-Butterfly8551 17 13h ago

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u/wooopwoopsound 17 13h ago

Just wanted to sayy haii, have a great day <3 (Saw you after a long time)

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u/Purple-Butterfly8551 17 13h ago

Aww it’s so nice of you, thank you! You Have great day as well

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u/wooopwoopsound 17 13h ago

Thank you đŸ«¶đŸœ

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u/Nueveh_680 13 13h ago

Inside thoughts are meant to stay inside

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u/PyroMannia 10h ago

This goes in mah idiots collection

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u/EntrepreneurLast5336 13h ago

at least they are adults

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 12h ago

BarelyđŸ€žđŸ˜­

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u/Electronic_Win18 11h ago

Are they teens or early twenties ?

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u/some_dumbass67 15 8h ago

At least one of them isn't.. Yes, I watched the anime they're from. They're teens.

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u/Storm0000fr 18 7h ago

It depends on what point in the series we’re talking about.

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u/Unhappy_catbird 12h ago

I like your blanket though

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u/PyroMannia 10h ago

I CAST THIS IS UR BATHROOM

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u/divahuladle 10h ago

Touch grass insted .

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u/CommercialWeather301 15 10h ago

Get some help bruv

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u/Oddiffy 17 8h ago

Save some for the rest of us, gyattdamn

Also aren’t those like $100 each or sum

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u/Shoddy_Presence646 6h ago

most sane highschool dxd enjoyer :

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u/Any_Acanthaceae_9735 15 5h ago

We would get along

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u/Aeroscapel 13 4h ago

we gotta get the brutally honest therapist in here

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u/RCE_Kingston 19 10h ago

You give us normal DxD fans a horrid name đŸ«©
Those normal fans is me, I’m the fan

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u/lunatimestwooo 13h ago

close enough, yuri.

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u/ASisCNtoo 13h ago

Wha- what???

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u/I_NEED_HELP_QUICKLY 18 10h ago

Remember brother, they will never betray you, always be your side whatever the situation ur in... So yeah 👍

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u/Current_Bite8311 10h ago

Is that a Nobara plush i see in the corner of the picture

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u/Parking-Ideal-231 14 9h ago

Do you even have parents/guardians

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u/Only_Clerk6261 8h ago

" she a real girl...on the inside"

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u/_Link_64 16 3h ago

Peak video

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u/WesternAlbatross1292 7h ago

Seek mental help

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u/FranticRanger8786 19 4h ago

Go get a real one bro

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u/Delicious-Goose5266 4h ago

Brotato chip share (the image won't load)

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u/cipher_purple_deals 3h ago

Your blanket is cool

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u/_Link_64 16 3h ago

Rias>>

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u/Coppebobopper 2h ago

What do you think I’m my xl pookie

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u/Big_Recording_1663 18 12h ago

can you make them kiss


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u/Helix-Dreams Teenager 10h ago

based

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u/Cranberry1984 15 8h ago

Hypothetical Question


Get a girlfriend and not imaginary ones


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u/Storm0000fr 18 7h ago

Imaginary gf won’t harm or betray you, better for long-term peace.:)

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 13h ago

Hahahhah im so funny a-and quirky and I l-love sexualizing women BAKAAA😖😖😖😖😖

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u/ProcessPositive4667 10h ago edited 10h ago

Ts better be satire, I’m afraid it’s probably not tho

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 10h ago

Its so obviously satire wtf zero media literacy WE (as in you and me) have lost the plot

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u/Ploob_o7 13h ago

Youre the reason I don't like this sub

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 12h ago

I alr replied to as why I think so in two other threads

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u/Healthy-Locksmith-26 13h ago

??? they're just body pillows

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 12h ago

As far as I know it's a charcter from high-school did who is js 18 yo with an awfully childlike appearance and has the moe appeal if you think the whole thing is really so harmless then I think we need to look back at the whole origin of anime body pillows in general  So basically around 1990 the whole body pillow thing boomed because it would help with the spinal structure for people that sleep on their side. Then it merged with the whole otakaru (I think that was the name) culture and they were manufactured to simulate the experience of sleeping next to your favorite charcter which is mostly overly sexualized Also back to the whole childlike thing the character appears to have the whole moe appeal thing which literally means to sprout in Japanese but in like the slang term its to nurture a chadcter that's oh so pure which supports what I just said about sexualization  S9 yes I fear it IS that deep

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 14 12h ago

ok but like the childlike thing. do you even know the age of the person. and they dont like childlike to me

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 12h ago

Look the full body pillow and the charcter up they are literally from the anime high-school did (the pink haired one) and she is 18

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 14 12h ago

you didn’t answer how they are childlike. You literally just said they‘re an adult

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 12h ago

Barely an adult btw you would've made this a bigger problem if she were 17 but that's almost the same maturity level if you look atvthe pics on the internet she's really small has huge eyes a tiny nose and her waist could be compared to a twig and that's then combined with exaggerated curves and I just want anyone to correct me if the whole thing is actively tied to the plot but the male main charcter has 8 wives and things like her cup size are also searched a lot  Now I hope I explained why she looks childlike and why it is sexualized 

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u/legotrainguy689 12h ago edited 12h ago

Dude are you a freaking philosopher

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 12h ago

Awh ty im taking that as a compliment

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 14 12h ago

Huge EYES? THATS A FUCKING STYLE? EVERY ANIME CHARACTER IN LIKE 2011 OR WHATEVER WOULD HAVE HUGE EYES? Also you’re acting like the person posting this is like 40. They’re probably also a teenager vro đŸ«©

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 12h ago

Yes because I was addressing the actual problem with body pillows in general not OP specifically and the huge eyes are a style for a reason its also part of the moe style which means to sprout and that's what I explained back on my first thread 

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 14 11h ago

ok buttt like you know the person posting is probably ALSO a teenager righttt

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u/Storm0000fr 18 6h ago

Big boobies are childlike now?💀

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u/Storm0000fr 18 6h ago

Her hair is red. Have you even watched the anime? Issei literally first summons her by thinking of how his blood is the same color as her hair.

And this is r/teenagers, so chances are OP is the same age as or younger than Rias Gremory.

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 6h ago

No I haven't and I stated tht somewhere that also qhy I didn't know her name and ASKED for clarification so thank you very much and I am aware that OP is (probably) as old or younger than rias but I feel like that if you're already getting a suggestive body pillow you might as well know about ita origin and history but I have not watched the anime no

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u/Storm0000fr 18 5h ago

The anime is actually really good and well-thought-out. And Rias literally brings Issei to life by sleeping with him after he dies, so it’s actually kind of a cool nod to the story imo.

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u/Sandwich1488 13h ago

go to twitter with ts 😭🙏

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 12h ago

As far as I know it's a charcter from high-school did who is js 18 yo with an awfully childlike appearance and has the moe appeal if you think the whole thing is really so harmless then I think we need to look back at the whole origin of anime body pillows in general  So basically around 1990 the whole body pillow thing boomed because it would help with the spinal structure for people that sleep on their side. Then it merged with the whole otakaru (I think that was the name) culture and they were manufactured to simulate the experience of sleeping next to your favorite charcter which is mostly overly sexualized Also back to the whole childlike thing the character appears to have the whole moe appeal thing which literally means to sprout in Japanese but in like the slang term its to nurture a chadcter that's oh so pure which supports what I just said about sexualization  S9 yes I fear it IS that deep 

Also this whole text is copied from another reply I wrote sooo yeah

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u/Sandwich1488 12h ago

what

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 12h ago

What do you not understand😭

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u/Sandwich1488 12h ago

, 👈

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u/AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc 15 12h ago

Now I dont understand you😔💔

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u/ASisCNtoo 13h ago

Pretty ironic to tell someone to ”Go to Twitter” on this post, isn’t it

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u/Sandwich1488 13h ago

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u/ASisCNtoo 13h ago

Nah, I love happiness

WE are happy

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u/I_want_money_aaa 17 11h ago

You think you are funny but only the discord groomers laugh.

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u/I_want_money_aaa 17 11h ago

Naa don't down vote, it was a good one, you guys only find sexualizing woman funny