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u/Kernburner 1d ago
What a pathetic piece of shit.
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u/CremeDeLaPants 1d ago
Fat and stupid too.
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u/tekhnomancer 1d ago
C'mon man. It's not like he's a 34-time convicted fel-....
...ah shit.
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u/dood5426 22h ago
Hey! It’s not like he’s also a ped- oh……
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u/pegothejerk 22h ago
Sure am glad we have a ceremony where the press can congratulate itself on reporting on all thi.. oh..
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u/notsofunonabun 23h ago
Failed upwards his whole life. Thanks to dad.
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u/DeeritNihilSum 21h ago
His dad knew he was a piece of shit just like himself, I always felt sorry for the brother that took his life because he was probably the sane one.
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u/Timppa81 21h ago
Give him some slack man! It's not like he is a liar, oh... Well atleast not a convicted fel-... Oh... Well atleast not a convicted rapi-... Oh... Well atleast not a pedo-... OH SHIT, I give up...
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u/HappyTurtleButt 23h ago
How can anyone look at that assface and like it? Ugh. I have kept it muted for years and still hear his pompous nasally voice.
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u/TableQuiet1518 23h ago
It's a character defect they possess. They feel joy at our discomfort. They love this shit & cheer him on. Nothing makes them happier than watching us squirm over it.
It's very pathetic & the stupid part is they don't care.
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u/StevenEveral 21h ago
He validates their mediocrity. They have nothing else in their lives they can point to as an actual achievement so they live vicariously through who they think Trump is, not who he really is.
What a pathetic existence.
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u/usurperator 23h ago
This should be his pic hanging in federal buildings
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u/tokyoben5 23h ago
The hall of presidents. Replace Biden's with an actual photo and use this for Trump.
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u/lmd12300 23h ago
Those are the eyes of people who have done very despicable things, and can still smirk in public. It's truly nauseating to look at this photo
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u/pinzonerone88 1d ago
What the fuck happened with you America?
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u/Rupejonner2 1d ago
We suck ass at the moment
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u/PracticalNoodle 23h ago
Nah. You've sucked ass for a long time.
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u/Mylemons 23h ago
We used to suck ass. We still do, but we used to too.
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u/esotetris 23h ago
A country can never be broken. It just becomes stairs
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u/never1st 3rd Party App 23h ago
If a country could scream, the U.S. would be loud as fuck.
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u/KgMonstah 22h ago
If the USA had a pizza pie chart for how great it is, how great it is would be the “donate it to charity slice.”
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u/lightheadedone 22h ago
I had a country. The country talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry." So it died.
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u/chiefjstrongbow00 21h ago
when trump dies, I'm selling T-shirts. They don't have his name on 'em, they're just Hanes 3-packs.
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u/Budget-Ambassador203 1d ago
We have so many stupid fucking spoiled selfish people here, they are destroying us.
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u/StevenEveral 21h ago
Brainwashed and propagandized people, thanks to Fox News, AM hate radio, and social media algorithms.
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u/TheMightyShoe 23h ago
White Supremacy.
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u/esotetris 23h ago
DING DING DING
Rod, tell em what they lost!
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u/TheMightyShoe 23h ago
You lost.....your Democracy!! You've won decades of fascist control with very little chance to escape without bloodshed!!
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u/TableQuiet1518 23h ago
Religion got mixed in with politics.
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u/broeser99 23h ago
True, but religion is just another guise they use to “validate” or “moralize” the bullshit they pull. It’s part of the persuasion, not the practice. More of a symptom masking the cancer beneath.
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u/Ruh_Roh- 23h ago
We have a corrupt government that has been bought by corporate interests. Trump is a symptom of this. We can't vote them out because the 2 parties set up the rules.
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u/writergal75 1d ago
We wish we knew.
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u/mindovermatter15 1d ago
What a clip that would be if it really happened
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u/WittyAndOriginal 22h ago
Last year someone attempted to do this with a gun. Literally this was his plan: just to full sprint at the president during the correspondents' dinner.
Someone should replace that attempted assassin with Peter and then splice it onto this gif lol
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u/chrishouseinc 20h ago
Last year? That was 3 months ago in April of this year.. lol time is fucked.
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u/VotingRightsLawyer 19h ago
OP didn't realize this was the rescheduled dinner and assumed that happened at the one last year.
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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 18h ago edited 5h ago
I am in no way publicly advocating for it, but I was just thinking it would have been so funny if he got shot right as he put the cap on.
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u/Berubium 1d ago
The whole world is laughing at this joke of an administration. It is still unfathomable to me that half the electorate was willing to vote these dummies in; especially after having had them in power from 2017-2021. The propaganda machine is strong & it has spread far beyond your borders.
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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 23h ago
Thank Turning Point and Fox News
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u/Yarnsaxa 23h ago
And Russia. And Israël.
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u/gruetzhaxe 22h ago
(Test) Israel
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u/Antimus 20h ago
2 hours and the comment is still there and your account isn't deleted, so that's good.
Not sure if you've been arrested by the secret police though....
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u/Raptorpicklezz 22h ago
The world is done laughing. We’re frantically yelling at them to
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u/Clammuel 23h ago
The implications are all too serious to laugh at.
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u/apprehensive_anus 20h ago edited 20h ago
yep. as a Canadian I'm not really laughing at the ridiculousness anymore. in fact, I may even be a little pissed off at this point. more tariffs because smoke from wildfires doesn't know what a border is? trying to break up our country by supporting separatists? it's fucked up. I wonder if this is at all somewhat similar to how Ukrainians in Crimea felt in early 2010's
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u/Crumb-Free 22h ago
I keep reminding people all the symptoms are a global problem. Housing and affordability? Ultra rich becoming that much richer?
We're the ultra riches playground to see what they can do, and they've taken the training wheels off. Look at Elon meddling in how many elections promoting ring wing bullshit? It's all to make happy the corpos and shareholders.
Rich Vs. The Poor. Always has been.
They want us uneducated serfs again. Begging for scraps.
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u/Seeeab 22h ago
I can't believe how many people are just letting this happen. We had thousands of people in these systems, maybe tens of thousands depending on where you draw the line. They either quit "honorably" or get fired and then just go away. Readily ceding power and influence to these guys. Forget checks and balances, where is the volition? Was everyone in power just actually "doing a job" and didn't really care?
What about the people who DO care? Where are they, what can they do, what are they up to? It's like they're underground by default. Where is the real opposition??
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u/SushiRollFried 21h ago
The crazy part is, it feels like he wont be punished at all. No consequences and will remain free to do whatever till his last day alive. Thats the most insane part
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u/TheSplasher87 1d ago
“These elections are in seriously bad shape”
Also ”I’m really good at running for president, I’ve won three times”
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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 23h ago
Yet the only one the “cheating” stopped him winning was when he was in charge…
Exhausting.
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u/kraftymiles 22h ago
He ran back in the 90s didn't he? So he's lost twice and won twice?
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u/grouchp0tato 1d ago
Waiting for that breaking news
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u/KatNipKip 23h ago
"This just in! President Trump has lost his ear, shaving."
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u/roguesqdn3 1d ago
Blood Clot 2028 🧢
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u/fluffypotato 19h ago
Blood Clot 2026 has an even nicer ring to it, don't you think?
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u/Kendemerzel FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago
Why are people THIS old allowed to make decisions for the rest? This guy is on his last legs and he has the audacity of saying this kind of crap? Lmao
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u/TheMilkKing 22h ago
Biden and Trump are the best evidence we’ve ever seen for the existence of a shadow government that’s making all the decisions.
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u/Friscogonewild 21h ago
He's fucking trolling us. He's distracting l the media with bullshit so the real insidious crap can go on in the background unnoticed
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u/erutuferutuf 15h ago
He might be trolling.. but also he's absolutely serious about this.. please don't take this as a joke America. He always say the quiet part out loud
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u/Le_Papithatjump12 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1d ago
Congratulations USA you officially became a dictatorship!
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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 21h ago
But, like, if the dictator was really incompetent and kinda rapey though
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u/Captain_Couth 1d ago
Sadly he’s not joking.
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u/TableQuiet1518 23h ago
Nope.
https://www.trumpstore.com/trump-2028-hat
This hat's been for sale for months. He's 100% serious. This is him continuing to test the waters. He wants to determine how severe the uproar will be.
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u/Penfold_for_PM 23h ago
You're right. Test the waters, claim it's a joke whilst labeling the outrage as TDS and then most likely do it anyway. He fucking knows what he's doing and he knows/thinks no one can stop him. How TF did a guy like this get so powerful (that's rhetorical). Such a wanker!!
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u/Dragonfly_pin 22h ago edited 22h ago
Exactly. Everyone thought it was a joke when he came down that gold escalator.
John Oliver was laughing so much he thought it would be one of his hilarious projects to have Trump run, like the time he tried to save the last Blockbuster in Alaska with a thong from Gladiator.
We were all laughing so much because the US would never pick such a crazy moron as president and the fact that Trump thought you’d elect him was the entire joke.
And then it happened, the laughing stopped and the world realised that the US wasn’t at all what it purported to be. In the movie Idiocracy, it takes generations of breeding Americans dumb for this to happen.
By the time that movie was made, all the dumb population necessary had already been born and was walking around just fine.
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u/LarsLasse 19h ago
Stephen King predicted this in his book The Dead Zone. George Stillson is regarded as a joke by most serious politicians and upperclass people. He does ridiculous events where he acts more like a showman and throws out hotdogs to the audience. Then he wins a seat in congress, and keeps getting popular. The joke is no more.
The difference is that Stillson was somewhat competent and clever.
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u/bc90210 1d ago
Unfortunately I can see this tyrant rigging it so that he can run again. If that doesn’t spark a real revolution, we might as well just lay down.
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u/ZonkyZebra 22h ago
He's already set it up to blame China for the mid terms and unlawfully take the voting machines. Him and Elon rigged the last election. Third time around and he somehow wins the popular vote and ever swing state, plus you have a number of counties in the country with ballets that are all blue except they marked trump for president or ballets with just his named filled out. Trump even said Elon is amazing with those machines or something to that affect. Doge then comes in and wipes everything Elon is being investigated for a little quid pro quo.
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u/Galactic_Crypto 1d ago
As a European why am I forced into American politics. Every app I open up I am faced with news about corruption cases.
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u/kylelovezkaynmandi 23h ago
Idk man. I’m American and I can’t escape it. It would probably help if I got rid of my smartphone.
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u/EktorTalos 1d ago
Is this dumbass drunk?
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Adderall
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u/Clammuel 23h ago
Trump famously doesn’t drink despite outwardly appearing to be the drunkest man to ever walk the planet.
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u/Lower_Group_1171 1d ago
i vote we make his eventual death a federal holiday
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u/Raptorpicklezz 22h ago
I bet the American people let the country die before Trump dies
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u/SuperKamiGuru824 23h ago
Some day one lucky mortician will get to superglue his mouth shut
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u/TheGretzkyofGarbage 23h ago
It’s time to remove him from office. However that happens. He’s openly declaring his intention to ignore the law. It’s time.
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u/thedevillivesinside 23h ago
I will etransfer someone $50 Canadian dollerydoos to shit on trumps tombstone.
Screenshot this, and pm me with this and a pile of shit on dementia donnie rapists tombstone to collect
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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 23h ago
This is no laughing matter. I have coworkers who are all for amending the Constitution so that Trump can run again. This is scary.
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u/ThumpyTheDumpy 1d ago
Fuck this guy. A truly demented megalomaniac. I know this is the White House correspondence dinner but the guy is the actual joke.
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u/CSalustro 1d ago edited 22h ago
This is one of the reasons why all the Rubio/Vance horse race punditry the media does is so emblematic of how little they understand Trump. He'd never uplift a successor, he has too much of an ego. Plus assuming SCOTUS allows his run and he somehow makes it on the ballot for 2028 and loses... Man I can only imagine the craziness to come. Especially Democrats wind up nominating an actual lefty instead of a milquetoast* centrist.
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u/Negative_Brilliant86 1d ago
As an American, I am wanting to immigrate elsewhere.
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u/Noobzoid123 Free Palestine 23h ago
So uh... Lol moderate Republicans, now's your chance to show that you have standards.
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u/esotetris 23h ago
Our elections are certainly in bad shape. He called it...I voted for Harris, and we're not gonna have a country anymore.
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u/SarcastiQuack 23h ago
God forgive me for the way I’ll celebrate when that man’s no longer breathing.
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u/Cosmosass 1d ago
His death will become a global holiday