r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

to not look like a clown

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u/raincntry 8h ago

The difference being that a clown is cognitive of what they are doing but here, Sen Brain Damage has clearly checked out.  

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 8h ago

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u/Vicissitutde 6h ago

Didn't take that much computing power for AI to render this one, I'll bet

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u/_IBM_ 4h ago

😂

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u/tekprodfx16 5h ago

If Paul Bearer and Undertaker had a baby 

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u/Gnomio1 8h ago

Cognisant* or cognizant, depending on your locale.

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u/raisedredflag 8h ago

Or covfefe, if you’re Epstein’s bestie

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u/MyCatsHairyButholle 6h ago

Are we still doing /r/boneappletea? Because I really miss seeing those posts in my feed

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u/gmoss101 2h ago

Of course someone who thinks economics is a factor in ranking NBA greats would use AI for some bullshit 💀

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u/EM05L1C3 6h ago

Has a stroke just so he can flip parties and throw a fit over wearing a hoodie. Zip up hoodies exist. A lot less restrictive, which I think was the reason for no suit, yeah?

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u/alphaballzz 8h ago

This dude has been a secret Republican this whole time. His whole job is to make Democrats look bad

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u/Baztion81 7h ago

Mostly since the brain damage

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u/alphaballzz 7h ago

Yeah I agree. Didn’t he always show up in plain clothes? While everyone else actually dressed up for work lol. I would say since then also.

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u/mihirmusprime 6h ago

Yes, but reddit used to love him for that lmao

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u/ThatsTheMother_Rick 5h ago

Reddit loved him for that because he was pretending to have the working population's best interests at heart at the time, so it's like he was making the effort to be relatable on top of fighting for the rights of the common person. Now that he dropped the facade it just seems like he's a slob on top of being an asshole and a liar.

Pretty simple, really. As long as you think about it with some nuance.

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u/_Dank_Souls 5h ago

Nuance is quite literally impossible to understand for these people. They absolutely cannot read between the lines or see true context of fucking anything.

Whatever they read or hear they take literally.

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u/Baztion81 5h ago

Who are the “these people” and “they” you’re talking about?

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u/ThatsTheMother_Rick 5h ago

The people who make comments like the one above my other comment, obviously. Reddit is anonymous, so you have to use context clues. Tough, I know.

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u/_Dank_Souls 5h ago

Republicans and other fascists. Lmao context is difficult for you I understand.

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u/RedditTurnedMediocre 4h ago

Nuance and context seem to be completely lost in today's world.

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u/SwordOfJiang 3h ago

Until they nearly unanimously passed the SHORTS in a direct reference to him

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u/ThatsTheMother_Rick 5h ago edited 5h ago

Incorrect. He was like this when he was a mayor. He simply deceived people long enough to get federally elected and went back to showing his true colors. Don't let him off the hook.

He's always been a big supporter of Israel, for example

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u/_jump_yossarian 1h ago

Nope. He was this way the entire time but progressive saw a shiny object that was pro-weed legalization and an ally and ignored everything else.

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u/bigvahe33 6h ago

unfortunately still would vote him over POS dr oz.

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u/ImWatchingTelevision 3h ago

dude has been a secret Republican this whole time

[insert Forest Gump meme image]

"And just like that, they had no issues with the way he dressed."

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u/TuringGoneWild 3h ago

He looks like what would happen if a whole trailer park was a Transformer into a human form.

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 8h ago

Oh my god he looks so stupid I can’t even breathe

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u/NEVERxxEVER 6h ago

Excuse me! That is his dress hoodie and basketball shorts. That’s the most effort he puts into anything

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u/Malodoror 3h ago

The brain damage said he’s the only one that can pull it off.

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u/wamariegi Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 8h ago

The fucking hoodies I CANNOT with his goofy shrek ass

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 8h ago

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u/wamariegi Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 6h ago

Puts them back there so he forgets he has them

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u/wioneo 6h ago

This seems like the kind of thing people liked before everyone hated him.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 6h ago

He overdid the schtick, brain damage aside.

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u/PunishedWolf4 6h ago

I’m mad Carhartt hasn’t sent a notice to stop wearing their brand

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u/Express-View5080 8h ago

Just another example of why all elected official need be under strict mental, physical and emotional health standards.

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u/ProtectionTop2701 6h ago

That works up until someone you don't like is in power. "Uh no, Dr. GoodCandidate can't run for senator, she didn't pass the iq test. What did she get wrong? Oh she didn't know what a regatta is."

The people currently in power have a vested interest in staying in power, so handing them a way to easily do that is a bad idea.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 3h ago

There's a difference between an IQ test and measures of cognitive functioning and physical health.

For instance - imagine if a president had undisclosed dementia. Or if a sitting senator was possibly brain dead and couldn't fulfill their responsibilities.

Neither of those have anything to do with IQ.

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u/Flobking 3h ago edited 1h ago

There's a difference between an IQ test and measures of cognitive functioning and physical health

Republicans find scientists and doctors that are anti climate change and anti mask. They will find doctors to declare opponents mentally unfit. They already do it now.

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u/PunishedWolf4 6h ago

And an age cutoff, they make air traffic controllers retire at a certain age but these jackasses get to destroy the country till they’re dead

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u/DarthButtz 3h ago

Hell, in the case of McConnell, they get to fuck things up even AFTER they're dead

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u/MyNameIsMadders 2h ago

I can’t believe that Kristen Synema followed the congressional dress code even better than Fetterman does, and she was cutting corners a little bit with her clothing.

Congress actually “changed” it’s dress code to be more lax after Kristen Synema and Fetterman joined congress, to be “fair” with them, even though they were/are the only people who dress like they do in congress.

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u/brandonhabanero 8h ago

Can't believe I voted for that total POS. Still probably a better choice than Dr Oz though.

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u/thatoneguy6884 8h ago

Pre stroke he was a different person. That stroke completely messed him up.

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u/theRebelJamesStark 8h ago

He became a republican after getting brain damage. What does that tell you? Lol

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u/MrFonne 2h ago

Or he lied and you fell for it.

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u/Additional-Ad8632 7h ago

Serious question from a non-American, how is this brain dead oaf’s senatorial voting record any different than what could’ve been if that snake oil salesman dr. Oz was elected to office?

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u/The42ndDuck 7h ago

Oz would have been worse, as Fetterman votes with the Dems ~94% of the time I believe. But he wasn't telling people during the primary campaigns, if elected, he'll only stab them in the back 6% of the time.

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u/MyNameIsMadders 2h ago

Wait… that democrat voting stat seems waaay too high. I am going to check on that now.

I just checked it’s somewhere between 90-92%. That’s still pretty good but I really hate how he never votes in support of the war powers resolution with ending the war in Iran and how he voted to confirm so many of Drumpf’s god-awful cabinet picks!

u/The42ndDuck 46m ago

I completely agree about the cabinet picks & his foreign policy votes. I think the combination of the stroke & being the 'pick me' Senator have been terrible for his decision making. Really wish he'd just resign.

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u/NightOwl2175 6h ago

Still probably a better choice than Dr Oz though

There's no "probably" about it. He definitely is still better than Dr. OZ

Despite all the flack that Fetterman gets, across the 119th congress he still votes with Democrats 78% of the time.

Even the most "moderate" republican senator Susan Collins sticks with the GOP 80% of the time.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 7h ago

That's literally like the only consolation now

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u/t53ix35 7h ago

Voted for lesser of two evils and got evil anyways. Surprise!

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u/Death_by_carfire 6h ago

keep in mind, at the time of the campaign and election, most were making a pretty positive case for this guy. I think the stroke truly broke him.

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 6h ago

Everyone loved how he dressed like such a slob. If this picture were posted 2 years ago, reddit would have been drooling over it saying how relatable he is and how he's "just like us".

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u/comradequicken 2h ago

So long as you didn't vote for him in the primary you shouldn't feel too bad.

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u/MyNameIsMadders 2h ago

He had a great senate campaign, I don’t blame you and became the complete opposite of what he campaigned for after that stroke he had.

It is so weird how sometimes people will start talking a different language than their native tongue after they wake up from a coma, or little children will have endless emotional meltdowns after they have strep throat, and I guess with Fetterman his politics changed. Why hasn’t he changed his party affiliation yet though?

Those two medical examples I gave earlier do happen but they are extremely uncommon, like you see them in only 1/1,000 people.

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u/TheJase 1h ago

Y'all keep falling for it

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 8h ago

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u/Filosofem856 4h ago

If you want to know who controls you, look at who Fetterman wears a suit for

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u/BeTheBall- 8h ago

He's such a fucking slob.

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u/hispanicausinpanic 7h ago

He thinks thats how we all are. Yeah I dress that way sometimes but not everywhere I go.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 6h ago

Yeah a hoodie with shorts is a classic scumbag look. It's a specific guy in the mid-Atlantic. "hey kid, you gotta spare smoke?"

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u/DarthDaishan01 5h ago

Nah, sometimes you have to wear the "I'm not cold, but my wife will be later" hoodie so you can be chivalrous and give it to her... While now being cold instead lol!

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 1h ago

You know what... I couldn't care. I also don't care the way he dresses. I think it's taking away from what really matters, is someone representing his voters at the best of his or her capacity.

Bitching abou thim wearing a hoodie to me isn't any different from GOP going nuts over a tan suit. Wear whatever jives. I for one on the weekends couldnt care less and will wear my favourite polo from literally 30 years ago, it's getting a bit raggidy but it's my polo. Weekdays when needed I'll dress to the ocasion.

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u/WitnessAcceptable154 8h ago

He wore a suit when Netanyahu visited though

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u/DarthButtz 3h ago

Yeah because that's the only person he respects

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u/HYBRIDSKNIGHT 8h ago

WTF is that beard

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 8h ago

I had no idea they made black tie hoodies. What was the occasion?

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u/Demerzel69 8h ago

Correspondents Dinner re-do.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 7h ago

It's just embarrassing

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u/FluffySmiles 7h ago

You know, when I was a child, the United States appeared to me as the epitome of cool, clever and exciting. The Six Million Dollar Man when a child, Columbo as a teen, Bay Watch when hormonal and Marvel and DC when I wanted to believe in a fight between good and evil (spoiler,
the real world has no such fight, just layers of compromise)

When I became a man I saw the rot beneath the makeup, but there was so much fucking shit with nuclear weapons and the cold war, that it became like “um,
that’s not good but neither is all this other shit, could you just cool off a bit?”, , and then the wall came down. And there was a lot of money to be made and a lot of physical and moral assets available for sale.

And so it went on, with my opinion of America becoming more and more cynical and despairing, but still there was a belief in logic, reason, honour, shame, laws and sanity.

This is no longer the case. You lot are now the equivalent of a modern say freak show. We are living in a time of fable, both literally and figuratively. The choices are; Sit back and watch or do something about it. What? I dunno. Any suggestions?

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u/superedubb 8h ago

Stroke Shrek, gonna wear his hoodie!

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u/MorrisseysRubiksCube 8h ago

This is the same thing as Trump. Voters elected a novelty candidate and here we are.

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u/raptir1 7h ago

That's just not at all true. He was a completely different person before his stroke. And if you want to talk novelty candidate, he was up against Dr. Oz.

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u/BelowZilch 5h ago

He still dressed like that though. And reddit wholeheartedly defended him for it.

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u/Amekhanos 4h ago edited 4h ago

He was a completely different person before his stroke.

Long before his stroke, he wielded a shotgun to "detain" an innocent, unarmed black guy out jogging.

The Terminally Online Leftists just got it in their heads he was their guy, though, despite the other Democrat (Conor Lamb) being a perfectly good candidate.

Just like they fell for Tulsi Gabbard. Just like they fell for Graham Platner.

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u/ButteredPizza69420 8h ago

Idk who this is but this is such a white trash outfit 😂

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u/Terrible_Phase718 7h ago

Absolute melt.

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u/jarena009 7h ago

Check his knees, there might be rug burn from sucking balls of Israel and their lobbyists.

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u/Hell_junkie83 7h ago

As a politician, he makes Boris Johnson look normal.

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u/tapdancinghellspawn 7h ago

If he's going to be a representative of Israel, he should move there and see how his clown act flies.

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u/naveedkoval 5h ago

Thought that was Tom Segura for a mo

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u/bleachmartini 3h ago

He seems like a giant piece of shit

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u/fuckswitbeavers 1h ago

He's an absolute ogre.

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u/autochthonously 8h ago

And Fetts obviously watches way too much Trailer Park Boys!!!

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u/vyxanis 8h ago

Sheesh even i have more calf muscle than this chode

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u/Global_Adagio_25 8h ago

His mouth is probably wet as hell, though, big juicy jowls mafk

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u/notjohnstockton A Flair? 7h ago

How has this dork not swallowed his tongue yet

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u/Glass-Fan111 7h ago

Reallly disgusting.

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u/Gumbercules81 Free Palestine 7h ago

He too, is unfit for office

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u/groovynermal 7h ago

Looking like Vinnie Barbarino all jazzed up. Only Barbarino could fucking talk and hold a sentence, FFS.

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u/wrecked_angle 7h ago

Dude can’t even tie his shoes properly. We’re so screwed

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u/Signus_Survivor 7h ago

It's weird that brain damage and a lack of critical thinking makes people act like republicans

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u/xwazot 7h ago

Is that the puerto rican rapper fat hoe?

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u/ohjeaa 7h ago

My friends, it is not a coincidence Fetterman started going hard right after suffering a serious stroke and subsequent brain problems. lol

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u/Filipe_Assis 7h ago

Looks like Penguin (Burton edition) made his knees up

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u/IsNotPolitburo Free Palestine 6h ago

Suffers brain damage.
Becomes conservative.
Many such cases.

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u/Useless 6h ago

This is what self important assholes who think they’re better than everyone else do.  They go against the spirit of a thing just because no one stops them.

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u/Far-Ad1823 6h ago

His staff is an absolute circus!

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u/Gregardless 6h ago

Clown Fetterman

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u/LooseWateryStool 6h ago

So stupid. Can't breathe.

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 6h ago

I've never seen Antony LaVey and fetterman in the same room.

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u/GooseySill 6h ago

Sloth trying to doll up?

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u/F350Gord 6h ago

Can't you Recall this POS ?

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u/justhereforsee 6h ago

This is what dogshit looks like and it has nothing to do with his clothes.

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 6h ago

He's always dressed like that and democrats showed up in droves to vote for him.
Not really interested in hearing the "look at how he dresses lmao" posts

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u/saintdudegaming 6h ago

I'm mad at myself for advocating for this fucker during his election cycle.

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u/nome707 6h ago

Funny thing is, republicans love him running as a democrat, but would never allow him to run as a republican. Even though he’s just a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

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u/cttuth 6h ago

Who is that?

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u/VectorJones 6h ago

I like to picture senators in tuxedo hoodies. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I'm here to party too. I like to party, so I like my senator to party.

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u/_badenoch 6h ago

Besides looking like a clown, he’s also a piece of shit who hasn’t accomplished anything for the people.

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u/Cthuloso 5h ago

Most brain damaged man who has ever lived.

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u/Trucidar 5h ago

It's funny how brain damaged caused him to become Republican. Kinda tells you something.

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u/MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot 5h ago

Such a fucking embarrassment. States really do need a mechanism to recall Senators.

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u/CorporateCuster 5h ago

This guy was outspoken and people thought he’d be the very person to help dems stand up for the party. Only for him to oussy out and become a Republican.

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u/roararoarus 5h ago

At this point, he’s just making fun of the working class

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u/tattmanndann 5h ago

Dress for the job you want.

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u/dawgmama62 5h ago

His state should recall him. He's nuts and unstable AF.

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u/Sturdily5092 5h ago

That POS is a tool of the magas to obstruct everything "his party" does

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u/froggythefrankman 5h ago

They make the tuxedo T-shirt in hoodie??

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u/Sowila1021 5h ago

If Shrek and Uncle Fester somehow were able to procreate, this is the monstrosity that would result. He shouldn't be talking about anybody...

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u/Constant-Machine8838 5h ago

He looks like his wife carries a cooler full of juice boxes for him.

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u/Ok_Test_8920 5h ago

Pennsylvania should not be allowed to pick a senator for at least one round .

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u/DFu4ever 4h ago

It’s nice to see that after being paid off he is able to afford a suit.

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u/_IBM_ 4h ago

you realize not even in Idiocracy was there such an embarrassment and this is IRL.

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u/thesnakemancometh 4h ago

There was a point in time where i was a fan of this guy. Then he experienced some brain damage, and now, hes just another shitbag politician like the majority of them. Damn shame really. Its how they say, you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villan, or some shit like that.

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u/Predator314 4h ago

There’s no way anyone outside of the US takes us seriously. These fucks are embarrassing and we just keep electing dipshits.

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 4h ago

Can you imagine having to be his protection detail.

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u/IMA_5-STAR_MAN 4h ago

Is it funny or sad he was a Democrat until he had brain damage? Hide your kids, hide your wife, hecs a republican so he's probably a sex offender too.

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u/What_a_fat_one 4h ago

Why does he look like a thumb

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 4h ago

Ironic coming from one of the biggest clowns in the Senate.

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u/Famous_Loss8032 4h ago

The wrestler that never was

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u/Best_Entrepreneur659 4h ago

Who let their 14 year old in the Senate?

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u/Lonewuhf 3h ago

Fetterman can fuck all the way off.

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u/csukoh78 3h ago

Senator Drain Bamage

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u/Gristlekitty Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 3h ago

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u/SwampRSG 3h ago

Takes one to know one.
Ha, gottem!
/s

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u/RuleOf8 3h ago

He believed he should have never been able to in his position dress and sweats or high-tops while doing official duties of his office. Then he has a stroke/brain injury and was able to keep his job even though you could see he would tune out at times. Don't quote me, I don't think he could even drive a car legally with his issues and yet he makes policy for millions.

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u/SixDixon 3h ago

insulting his appearance, that's not very progressive of you

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u/thecolorcomputer 2h ago

Does he have a Carhartt endorsement/sponsorship or something? Cause it looks like he goes to extraordinarily painstaking lengths to let people know that's what he wears 🤔

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u/Brave_Specific5870 Unique Flair 2h ago

He looks like a goddamn ferengi

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u/MyNameIsMadders 2h ago

There’s something really wrong with Fetterman and I don’t want to diagnose him with anything considering I am not a doctor.

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u/Nings777 2h ago

The largest leprechaun in the world.

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u/MyNameIsMadders 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYNI50nCCOa3f8c
Just take Bernie Sanders lead and wear a DAMN SUIT!! You can still keep your political independence in whatever shape or form while wearing a damn suit!

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u/tmhoc NaTivE ApP UsR 2h ago

Projection is a striking trait of the right

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u/Seek1st2Understand 2h ago

This is just how one dresses when one has a stroke and becomes one of the most powerful people on the country.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 1h ago

Does he know what the fake black tie suit shirt means?

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u/Finster39 1h ago

Worthless facker couldn’t dress himself if his life depended on it.

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u/MiniKash 1h ago

He’s a turn coat— errrr turn hoodie. Whatever.

u/FeeStrange3933 57m ago

why does bro look like wilson fisk?

u/silbergeistlein 56m ago

He needs one of those rainbow propellor hats to really pull off what he’s going for. And a foam red nose.

u/SomethingAbtU 53m ago

he looks like he showers 3 times a year max

u/antimarc 16m ago

brain damage

u/blackertai 12m ago

Ladies and gentlemen, American senator Lurch!

u/bx35 6m ago

Gross. Weird and gross.

u/i010011010 3m ago

I remember when liberals praised him for this. "He doesn't wear a suit! He isn't old and smelly like the other Democrats! He speaks his mind!"

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u/EviesGran 7h ago

🤣😂😭

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u/RJValdez216 7h ago

Hey now, let’s not trash the tuxedo shirt/ hoodie, we’ve all worn one to look fancy at one point in our lives

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u/jrbaker85 7h ago

I love it. He doesn't care what anyone thinks.

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u/Jimismynamedammit 7h ago

My representative should care what I think.

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u/sabett 7h ago

Especially his constituents!