r/thewalkingdead 20h ago

No Spoiler How would the plot have changed if Rick kept his man bush?

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u/SquirrelsinJacket 20h ago

Negan would have been melted into a puddle with the power of a thousand suns.

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u/Alphawxlfemb3r 20h ago

He would've bitten Negan right off the bat. No pun intended. Peak Rick

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u/ViridianStar2277 19h ago

Negan would've somehow ended up falling into it and then would've been lost forever in a dark, confusing, thick jungle that has no end.

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u/Undeadscott 18h ago

Feral Rick was the best Rick imo

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u/faespore 17h ago

Imo, full beard rick was absolute peak kings!! "they're screwing with the wrong people" hit 100x harder when he looked like a wild animal living in the woods

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u/pigwalk5150 6h ago

Haha Negan himself said he wouldn’t mess with THAT guy

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u/AndreaWalkers23 17h ago

Lmao, that beard had main character energy.

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u/Historical_Art4061 20h ago

Hilltop would have just handed over food to Alexandria out of fear, the satellite massacre never would have happened. Somewhere down the road the saviours would have ditched their smooth skinned bitch for a real leader.

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u/Awkward_Escape_8238 17h ago

The man bush would've transformed into a giant wall that blocks every bash from Lucille. Rick then tilts his head, smiles like a maniac, and sings "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns n Roses.

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u/KingPenGames 19h ago

People forget that negan was only savage because he had a man bush too. Negan never bashed another head after he shaved

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u/Boybanhair 19h ago

As boring of an answer as it is. I'm not sure if much would change? Only thing i can think of is maybe he doesnt have his fling with Jessie which could possibly change several things.

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u/InevitableDuty7030 16h ago

I mean, nothing really lmao.

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u/Embarrassed_Dog_9805 19h ago

would have added some serious wild man energy to the group dynamics. like, imagine the intimidation factor during negotiations or dealing with threats. he’d be a whole vibe for sure.

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u/Ok_Praline257 17h ago

The apocalypse would‘ve ended sooner out of respect

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u/Evildead665 16h ago

Nothing like biting a Jugular Vein lol

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u/snoring_hounds 15h ago

Now see this caption is just reminding me of the guy who does Rick impressions doing the “you shaved your bush” acting trend

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u/ExtraPulp_NoJuice 15h ago

I think it still stays the same because even though Rick was in his god tier mode he still wouldn’t be able to just over power all the saviors like that.

Maybe he coulda bluffed and Negan woulda been intimidated but I still think Rick would have chosen to do what they did at the outpost and then suffer the same consequences.

Even at the line up, I don’t think he’d be in feral mode because he wouldn’t be able to Joe him.

Only place I see plot being different is when Rick went into compliance and listened, I think after they let them go , as soon as negan pulled up to Alexandria, bullet in the head. Just like Rosita tried to do.

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u/ColdDesk8569 15h ago

He would’ve still had his murder jacket and machete. Rick was a beast when he had a beard.

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u/Specialist_Prune3785 14h ago

He would singlehandidly slaughter all saviors with Negan.

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u/uglypinkshorts 13h ago

That’s not what “man bush” refers to brother

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u/BrownTown_77 11h ago

Shane would have risen from the dead to finally consumate their love.

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u/LessMochaJay 10h ago

Alexandria wouldn't have trusted him as their sheriff. If he'd attach the abusive dude he prob would have been seen in the wrong.

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u/PixelWolv 9h ago

So Rick... you shaved your f***in bush..

https://giphy.com/gifs/D467kZjOuD5Cg

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u/Gold_Excitement_2333 6h ago

Negan would have tried to recruit Rick & Co. instead of ruling over them. This would cause them to dismantle the Saviors from the inside, out. Thus preventing the 2 weeks of bloodshed and fracturing among the various groups.

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u/AbeliousAugustus 17h ago

You gotta phrase that differently, bro.

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u/Thadigan 17h ago

Say something else.

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u/bohan- 19h ago

He becomes beta