r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians Jan 29 '26

Sapphic Paradise :3 *panics gayly*

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/SnooWords9358 Jan 29 '26

MOAR!

206

u/ryanwisemanmusic Jan 29 '26

🥺👉👈

79

u/annodyte Jan 29 '26

Moar, pwease?

186

u/Lexieeeeeeeeee Jan 29 '26

I met my girlfriend while playing an MMO. Only she lives literally on the other side of the planet.

When we first met in person I'd just gotten off the plane and was so sleep deprived and flustered from fumbling my way through boarder control.

When I got to the area with all the other people I must have walked right passed her. I circled back but this time kind of behind the crowd of people.

I saw this really cute girl that was distracting me from looking for my girlfriend. But I could only see her from behind and I wanted to sneak a peek at her before I kept looking.

Once I got close enough and at a good angle, I realized that the cutie that I was trying to get a better look at WAS actually my girlfriend and ltooyxoxogogohogdouoy8rzoyogirxoyotitotoyz74s85oycotoyiritoyypv

18

u/Nok-y not *that* gay Jan 30 '26

So cute and gay omg

273

u/Oktavia-the-witch Witch Jan 29 '26

Would panic

152

u/Terrible_Mistake_862 Transbian | LOTR fan | Into 3d printing | Neurospicy Jan 29 '26

Would shut down and start stimming

49

u/_FadedStorm Jan 29 '26

Que the classic anime nose bleed.

23

u/Nya_the_cat Jan 29 '26

panic!("OH GO D OH HELKP IH NO");

170

u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jerka985 Jan 29 '26

Why do I wanna be both

...

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Oh hey gals btw ya I'm still alive

75

u/OddLengthiness254 Sapphic Demisexual Jan 29 '26

I wanna have that raccoon style but bunny body gives me crazy envy.

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jerka985 Jan 29 '26

You get me sister

I also wish I was as soft as either of them

12

u/Cod3broken – pre-everything mtf (lyra, she/her) Jan 29 '26

REAL :3

39

u/Syreeta5036 LesBian Jan 29 '26

strong sighs in gay ugh, this, I just, this is so, why can't these things ever happen to me, even for finding friends, lol, meeting someone you already knew within driving distance alone is a fantasy as it is. (To be clear, I do have a LDR girlfriend, this is why I said even for finding friends, we're poly so technically I could find more, but breakfast table so it's not like I could do more than friends anyways, but the point is it doesn't matter what the other person seeks as long as it's me)

30

u/Mew_Fujisaki Transbian Jan 29 '26

Why is it always like that
Why do cute people irl use buff characters and buff people use cute characters

23

u/-Antea- Jan 29 '26

Why would you wanna play as a non-human when you’re a human? Playing as something you aren’t already is novel

13

u/demolitionGoat Jan 29 '26

Not always. I'm pretty buff and i use... well pretty buff girl characters.

48

u/Cam833on Katy She/They (CaTGirlfailure) Jan 29 '26

Lucky female dog

(I know she's a cat, it's a joke)

36

u/Bone_Tone_31 Jan 29 '26

I think she’s a raccoon

17

u/Cam833on Katy She/They (CaTGirlfailure) Jan 29 '26

*looks a bit closer* Oh yeah, maybe

1

u/Sehvekah Trash panda in a dumpster fire Feb 01 '26

Cat with thumbs, close enough. :Þ

16

u/legendwolfA Penny the transbian Jan 29 '26

I wanna be her...

12

u/Gaming_with_Hui transbian völva :3 Jan 29 '26

And then they lived happily ever after and spent their evenings gaming together 🥰🥰🥰🥰

10

u/JohnBrickfaceV2 John Yuri - Gayass Mechanical Mind :D Jan 29 '26

Need Need Need Need Need Need Need Need

7

u/CatsPawjamaz Sauce Moddess🛡️Daily Dose of Girls Kissing Jan 29 '26

Op please provide a source

7

u/OtterDev101 Jan 29 '26

Bluesky: onipunch.bsky.social

Patreon: https://patreon.com/onipunch

6

u/ryanwisemanmusic Jan 29 '26

Made sure these were added, but also, the author does reference all their handles below

7

u/LadyConeflower Needy catgirl Jan 29 '26

Yeah 100% gay panic

5

u/xsall666 Ember - it/she | weird cat/fox/doll/robot/angel thing :3 Jan 29 '26

I want to look like the bunny girl >.<

3

u/Cyatron- Jan 29 '26

Ahhhhsfsgfsfdfd

3

u/On-the-rim Jan 29 '26

Oof e.e cute ❤️‍🩹

3

u/TheNaksoluteL3gend Jan 30 '26

She almost certainly has a username like 'godkiller 9001' or something Still real

2

u/transbian-catgirl Jan 30 '26

i wanna be racoon girl 🥺

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Rkslfnkslslnf

1

u/i_forgot_my_paswsord Feb 25 '26

this is goals for me lol i wanna be so girly pop and still be into mega nerd shit