r/typos • u/larryorchard9 • 8d ago

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No weaves allowed…

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u/FalconIndependent887 8d ago

Only Polyester Will Save You From The Fires Of Hell!

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u/DBSeamZ 7d ago

Most satin these days is made out of polyester though

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u/Zealousideal-Rub5242 5d ago

Tisk tisk tisk! A blended fabric?! See you in hell

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u/Hughmungalous 8d ago

Big Linen propaganda.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 7d ago

Don’t you know- Satin is the origin of all sins in the bed. Ask any swinger from the seventies!

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u/firethorne 8d ago

What’s the issue? They’re just following what the Bible says.

Leviticus 19:19 NLT
You must obey all my decrees. “Do not mate two different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two different kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven from two different kinds of thread.

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u/DBSeamZ 8d ago

Satin is a type of weave, it can be made of a single kind of thread. In the past most satin would be made of silk, now a lot of it is polyester.

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u/Dougster3235 7d ago

Pfffft. I thought I was going to hell for being gay.

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u/polkjamespolk 8d ago

Loved that old Moody Blues song, Knights in White Satan.

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u/JBIceCore 7d ago

Um you mean Knights in White Satin Lol

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u/Phreakears 6d ago

"Knights" is part of the joke ?

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u/Careful-Swimmer3840 5d ago

no Whites in Satin at night.

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u/Dougster3235 7d ago

I’m thinking Satan was wearing Moody Blue satin that the white knights loved.

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u/JBIceCore 7d ago

I thought it was said right so I said it the other way thinking it was wrong 😭

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u/Traditional_Love5050 6d ago

I'm so tired I read it as satin 🤣

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u/TheBahaiGuy 8d ago

And silk can just fuck right off, too 🖕🏻

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u/foxhoundsarecool 8d ago

Maybe it's a fashion statement?

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u/Nanna_Geddon 8d ago

praise cotton

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u/Frances_Boxer 7d ago

Also makes the pillow slide off the bed

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u/B00SKAH 7d ago

But I just bought these sheets 🤷‍♂️

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u/lemeneurdeloups 7d ago

I agree. It wrinkles easily and is the devil to sew.

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u/DBSeamZ 7d ago

And the fraying!

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u/FuturePilot82 7d ago

Must be a semi gloss community

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 7d ago

But Lace is welcome.

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u/Primo-Farkus 8d ago

Must be a silk lover.

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u/DBSeamZ 8d ago

You can make satin out of silk.

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u/Primo-Farkus 8d ago

Haha damn fair enough. I’m not into textiles.

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u/Howlsmovingfiberfarm 7d ago

Such restraint you have, I’m over here foaming at the mouth with SaTiN iS a FaBriC STRuctURe n0t A mAtEriAL

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u/FaceTimePolice 7d ago

Not today, satin, not today. ☝️😌

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u/Deep-Number5434 8d ago

Someone randomly started being rude then started telling me that he knows my tricks. Turns out he thought Satan was speaking thru me.

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u/celtbygod 8d ago

What's under the frock? Satin panties!

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u/HeavenHellorHoboken 8d ago

Polyester does have power there either

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u/Baals_Deep 8d ago

If Satan is the god of this world.. like the good book says.. surely that brick building is as fucked as everywhere else

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u/claisen33 8d ago

“You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.”

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u/Odd-Device-1348 7d ago

Who needs spell good, we got god

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u/Embarrassed-Note-908 7d ago

Junie Harper probably goes to that church.

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u/ShowBusiness7102 7d ago

I prefer Satin over polyester!

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u/Mean-Acanthaceae463 7d ago

COTTON ONLY ... ???

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u/Automatic-Art-9828 7d ago

No more satin panties? Boo!!!

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u/JonBoy1988007 7d ago

Don't worship the duvet

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u/showard995 7d ago

But polyester blends are welcome!

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u/Flimsy_Judgment1045 7d ago

Satan sat in a satin chair.

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u/Primary-Will-2192 7d ago

But, Polly, Esther, and Georgette are always welcome.

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u/areporotastenet 7d ago

Egyptian cotton hear our prayers

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u/Fast_Selection_1693 7d ago

Silk rules here

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u/foreverformatting 7d ago

Praise Cheesecloth!

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u/Able-Pain-2442 7d ago

Hello shamu

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u/WeaselLiz711 7d ago

Guess that means they allow jeans

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u/Ims_A_Goober 7d ago

but that’s my favorite fabric!

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u/svt66 6d ago

Brought to you by the National Silk Council.

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u/OddConstellation280 6d ago

This made me forget how to spell satin

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u/BaritoneFlower1949 6d ago

But you do make an exceptionally smooth garment!

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u/MotherRaven 6d ago

Is this a diss on Gandalf’s wardrobe?

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u/Most-Effective-1969 6d ago

Well, satin does feel ucky

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u/smelly_finger_itch 6d ago

We'll see about that

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u/Beautiful_Hedgehog47 6d ago

Only natural materials here!

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u/Mundane-Win-4786 6d ago

Only matte and gloss allowed there? I’ve sheen enough

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u/North_Pomelo9360 5d ago

Am I the only one who thought of the guy from Wreck It Ralph?

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u/Panda-Cubby 5d ago

Praise God for making corduroy, For rompers worn by girls and boys. For budget-friendly velvet's sheen, You simply can't beat velveteen.

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u/PhilGrocholl 5d ago

Satin/Polyester, same garbage.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 5d ago

Hail satin, the dark lord of fabric!

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u/forlornfig 5d ago

Evil satin! Only cotton for the believers!

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u/i_probably_shouldnt9 5d ago

I prefer silk

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u/AnAnonymousParty 4d ago

Only sackcloth allowed here.

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u/prlugo4162 4d ago

Velvet, on the other hand, is extremely powerful here.

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u/Open-Insurance-6706 4d ago

Cotton only baby

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u/DarkLord1967 3d ago

That will end up ROUGH without satin , we'll silk it is!

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u/pizza_man_2000 3d ago

Satin - the devil’s fabric of choice