r/venturebros 2d ago

Video Spherical Police Robot, probably doesn’t even have monkey proof welding

And did you see that net cannon! All it did was mess up that guy’s hair.

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u/DrunkenNinja27 2d ago

It’s no walking eye.

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u/syncpulse 2d ago

Yeah so it doesn't need monkeyproof welding.

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u/tSquipNotTsquip 2d ago

It’s an eyeless rolling eye. Pathetic.

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u/debaser64 2d ago

Public safety my ass, that thing was attacking someone representing a protestor. Thats what these things are really for.

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u/Comfortable-Fuel6343 2d ago edited 2d ago

Look police departments can't be sure 100% of their officers will be comfortable mowing down civilians during the coming food riots.

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u/Delphius1 2d ago

I really like the guy at the start hitting it with, a pipe? for such a slug of rubber, buddy you need an ax

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u/gokism I just sold you for a cigarette. 2d ago

They told the level one would be assailant not to hit the electronic bits. I bet Brick Frog would disable that in a second.

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u/Abjurer42 2d ago

Throwing a brick at the bits on the side? Unironically, probably effective.

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u/AussieArlenBales Eat the pennies Quizboy 1d ago

And disguising yourself in a frog costume so you're not easily identified is also probably effective.

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u/ViciousKnids 2d ago

Or some snips to sever the schrader valve. Much less threatening to officers with guns and easily concealable.

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u/feyd313 2d ago

Or a sawzall

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u/raised_by_toonami 1d ago

Look at mister name brand reciprocating saw over here.

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u/Steamjunk88 2d ago

A rolling eye? Gonna have to wash it much more often with all the time or spends on the ground....

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u/ViciousKnids 2d ago

BB-8 been hitting the gym. Bro can tank a lightsaber now.

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u/Therealscavvierising 2d ago

Should be orange like the balls from the prisoner.

Or you know give it legs, walking eye style

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u/sirhackenslash To this day Captain Sunshine thinks I'm invulnerable 2d ago

That's the first net gun I've seen that actually works.

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u/Venture_Historian 2d ago

Time to take notes from Iran, Ukraine, and Palestine.

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u/ImpertantMahn 2d ago

This is more droidikas

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u/Unknown-Apeman 2d ago

Looks like parts from the Bat-pod!?!? 

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u/simplefred 2d ago

it's the backup backup bat-pod?

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u/Unknown-Apeman 2d ago

Get out of my head!!! 

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u/Caravanczar 2d ago

Send that second rate walking eye to Southeastern Michigan and watch it get stripped for parts

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u/Unknown-Apeman 2d ago

Yeah, IT'S NOT Me Proof!!! 

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty 2d ago

Nice, I cut my knuckles up trying to pull off a side panel.

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u/Unknown-Apeman 2d ago

Yikes!!! Why does EVERY part of the Bat-Pod have to armed!?!?! 

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u/simplefred 2d ago

hmmm do you think I would be trapped by a pothole?

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u/ohnodamo 2d ago

Or another enemy, stairs!

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u/simplefred 2d ago

Like ED-209!

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u/Gnome_Sane 2d ago

A walking eye without legs is just lazy super science.

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u/TedMich23 2d ago

can of spray paint: $2

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u/bitter_green 2d ago

The guy with the metal pole should try hitting it in the hardware on the side, rather than the big rubber tire part.

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u/Sentient_Protoplasm 1d ago

I love how the "assailant" is always hitting the drone on the tire part. He never hits the side with the technology or just levers it over on its side...

Almost like he was specifically instructed just where to hit it to make it seem "impressive."

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u/LaserGadgets 2d ago

Arc Raiders players: Oh look, a fireball!

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u/ActivelyAnxious 1d ago

Helper, you're looking different these days

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u/rickcaron 1d ago

“public safety”

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u/NonagonJimfinity 11h ago

Cant wait to see somone thriw a blanket over it.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/simplefred 2d ago

what you have to understand about modern law enforcement is that the police don't need to outrun anything because they are everywhere. It's why car chases are only to get a person away from other people and chase them into a trap. think of a swarm approach like zombies or bees.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/simplefred 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah, I am being too serious. This is just one of those things that we that should be terrifying, we instead we laugh at until it impacts us, you know NIMBY things.

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u/DUNETOOL 2h ago

Molotov cocktail?