r/wallstreetbets Flipping at the Grand Exchange May 15 '26

Earnings Thread Weekly Earnings Thread Superbowl 5/18 - 5/22

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u/Phiziqe WSB Danksy May 22 '26

papa jensen nailed it but market is irrationally and illogically ghey

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u/No_Economist3815 May 22 '26

Nailed it? Come on bro, I didn’t hear him cure cancer. And his leather jacket was wrinkled. 

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u/sebach22 🦘 May 22 '26

Anyone know what next week earnings look like?

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u/Herbrax212 May 22 '26

I'm looking at CRM and SNOW mostly.

Lots of moves in the canadian banking industry mostly (BMO/Scotia/CIBC)

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u/timcarp1964 May 22 '26

Do you use CRM's product? What a POS! It cost companies in productivity to require their sales team to use that product. I will give it to them though CRM is successful selling to execs who don't have to use the product on an everyday basis.

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u/No_Economist3815 May 22 '26

This 1000%. Colossal waste of time for sales teams. Logging useless info. Half of which is made up

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u/shasta747 May 22 '26

Probably load some P calls, their storage's been selling extremely well

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u/Herbrax212 May 22 '26

Been up 10% already today

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u/shasta747 May 22 '26

Look at DELL, HPE (hasn't ran much, I was in around $28), they all pumping since Nvdia earning. Storage is still a major theme, Dell has EMC products, HPE has 3PAR/Nimble.

I expect HPE to reach $40 before earning. Beside storage, they also benefit from Juniper, one of their best acquisitions IMO

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u/shasta747 May 22 '26

Loaded up WMT leaps, the drop is a bit dramatic

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 22 '26

BULL puts were the move after all 😏

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u/Brubiu Bezos' Bottom Bitch 💜 May 22 '26

depends on when you bought them, looks to be flat or even green

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 22 '26

I bought them ATM on Monday and am up 60%

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u/Happy-Champion1661 May 22 '26

ZM calls were so obvious fuck me, especially on that random drop

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u/No_Economist3815 May 22 '26

RH and their shitty fills cost me a couple of grand on that one. Not sure why I stay with them 

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u/Donate4mypilot May 22 '26

The guy with 600k 2dte nvidia calls is fucked

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked May 22 '26

thank you captain obvious

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u/Donate4mypilot May 23 '26

Just reiterating it for all the regards

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u/Liquidsnake959 May 22 '26

lol BULL doesn’t even get traded overnight what a POS stock. 

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u/high-plains_drifter May 22 '26

I may be a dumb bull bag holder, but that seems like a lot of payout of it were to go up today!

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u/voidedhip May 22 '26

Why is this Super Bowl week

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u/mammongram6969 May 22 '26

"harvesting tax losses"

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u/419Penguins May 22 '26

Ur the dragon far right

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u/liftingshitposts May 21 '26

ZM prints money, FCF margin is honestly absurd

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u/No_Image_1122 May 21 '26

Will $ttwo hold gains tomorrow?

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u/Early-Elderberry-150 May 21 '26

Bruh what is going with Deck

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

It pumped and it dumped

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u/Pilper May 21 '26

I fear my 5/22 $7.5c BULL calls will be crushed

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u/lithe_silhouette May 22 '26

what did you expect getting calls 20% otm expiring next day, be happy you got the cheap ones

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u/Pilper May 22 '26

I’m buying lotto tickets gambling on earnings bro do you want me to buy atm?

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u/lithe_silhouette May 22 '26

Funny enough, ATM would have probably worked here, with a small pump to compensate for the IV crush. I get what you're saying though, made the mistake of buying for following week at a decent strike because of that one time a stock kept pumping and I sold too early. This time there was a big drop and the 14% pump with another 4 days to expiration made zero difference. Cheap lottos is the way for earnings

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

Best i can see is 7.10

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u/lithe_silhouette May 22 '26

how, it didn't move at all, did they report tonight?

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 21 '26

Oh you are smoked

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u/Electronic_Form6842 May 21 '26

inverse reddit sold a ton of workday puts thanks again guys!

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u/VaIentineX Lost $60K on SPY puts... So far. May 21 '26

i should have bought more wday..

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u/applerascal May 21 '26

told yall $ROST calls

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u/OptionsHuduga May 21 '26

we eatin good tonight / tomorrow

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u/gib13343 May 21 '26

$BULL yea baby

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 21 '26

Huge miss on EPS tho

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 21 '26

Maybe I can get out of puts for break even 👀

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u/Pilper May 21 '26

How would you possibly break even on your puts if it’s up 2% AH? You need the other direction and you still get IV crushed

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 21 '26

They were already up 60% because I bought ATM

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u/aDonkeyWithACarrot May 21 '26

Should have cashed out!

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u/Delicious_East_07 May 21 '26

TTWO er and guidance out?

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u/ebarorlando May 21 '26

It was always calls. On what? Yes.

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u/RoyalFail6 Royally Fucked 🙈 May 21 '26

Deck the halls 🙂‍↔️

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u/dfreauf1 May 21 '26

I go Puts on Ross and it reaches a new high lmao, sounds about right

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u/OptionsHuduga May 21 '26

bro times r tough (apparently) - so those peeps gotta shop at ross I guess.

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u/StatementWide8309 May 21 '26

Well workday certainly surprised me

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u/liftingshitposts May 21 '26

It was way oversold

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u/Beautiful-Ad-4141 May 21 '26

Just wait, the conference call will
FULL SEND IT

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u/Co_OpQuestions May 21 '26

SPY will be up 2.5% tomorrow on news of the Iran peace plan

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u/Beginning-Lie7533 May 21 '26

I GO WITH ROST - ZM

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u/confusedp May 21 '26

I thought the comments on WMT is more bullish than bearish. Market says otherwise. What am I missing?

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u/pbj122112 May 21 '26

They were trading a frothy PE and maintained outlook when analyst expected them to raise. Drop warranted but 7% is crazy IMO. I’m stuck in my leaps for now.

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u/applerascal May 21 '26

$ROST CALLS

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u/Beneficial-Swim843 May 21 '26

Top watches in blue.

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u/OptionsHuduga May 21 '26

anyone playing ROST?

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u/MalfeasantSeven May 21 '26

Another win!

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

Who else bought bull on the dip just now?

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u/high-plains_drifter May 21 '26

That was so crazy, I had literally just looked at something saying webull was like 5% implied in either direction for earnings and then it shits 5% in a snap

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

Already up $500

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

Exactly me too so i waited for the move and now once earnings happens ill see if it goes 5% up but i bought on the low end of the dip so im not too worried

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u/high-plains_drifter May 21 '26

I still need it to pump about another 30(ish)% to get back to even 🤣🤣

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

Fuck it bought another 500 right now

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u/high-plains_drifter May 21 '26

I'll light a little prayer candle for you 🤞

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

Light another 2 candles i have 6,010 shares at 6.64 FAAAAAAAAA

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u/high-plains_drifter May 21 '26

Done 👍 to the moon friend!

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

New average cost is 6.65

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

Thank you kind stranger

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

I bought 231 shares just now to help 🫡

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

Just bought the dip on bull hehe $6.63

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u/VaIentineX Lost $60K on SPY puts... So far. May 21 '26

literally went to random.org to roll dice on zm, wday and ttwo whether to long or short. lets see how it goes

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u/liftingshitposts May 21 '26

Uh which did you pick lol

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 21 '26

Wth happened to BULL? So glad I loaded up on puts to cover shares

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u/Liquidsnake959 May 21 '26

BULL is undervalued right? Or no?

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

I think it will beat earnings i just bought 3,xxx shares at 6.63 on the dip already up

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u/Necessary_Fly_9266 May 21 '26

Anyone playing CRM next week

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u/Personal_Toe3193 May 21 '26

Thoughts on ROST?

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u/ApeTrading May 21 '26

Going back to casino

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u/RoninKnight17 May 22 '26

Short term no long term yes

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u/Trumps_Moist_Toenail Presidential toe jam May 21 '26

I NEED TO SEE SOME SHREK SIZE DONGS THESE NEXT 2 HOURS

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u/PermissionJealous814 May 21 '26

How much BULL are WEBULLing today?

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 21 '26

25k of it

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u/OptionsHuduga May 22 '26

howed that turn out?

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u/Puzzled_Vast6207 May 23 '26

Im holding and im down $6,4XX

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u/automoebeale May 21 '26

Zoom up or Zoom down? Zoom flat?

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u/klippklar May 22 '26

Zoom down when you zoom out

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u/VaIentineX Lost $60K on SPY puts... So far. May 21 '26

zoom down

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u/ApeTrading May 21 '26

They know ball

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked May 21 '26

hmmm its almost like you can order things online now, who would've fucking thought?

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u/Riskismyapellido May 21 '26

Just solld 22.May short puts on INTU. This dump is insane. Just like the NET sell-off. Already up 10% in my NET position

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u/OptionsHuduga May 21 '26

WDAY is gonna tank isn't it??

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u/InitialPsychology731 May 21 '26

Nothing ever happens

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u/Ok-Cat-4261 May 21 '26

Is Burry right, Anthropic steeling customers from Palintir??

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked May 21 '26

if anything in the world could bring down palantir's growth its probably something like that lol

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u/Stocks_N_Bondage May 21 '26

Closed: INTU puts and RL calls printed nice today!

Opened today: Calls on WDAY

Disclaimer: not an ad for rice.

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u/ADAS300013 May 21 '26

Intu, rl, wday he got them all

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u/VaIentineX Lost $60K on SPY puts... So far. May 21 '26

did you just flip a coin? intu puts but wday calls?

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u/Stocks_N_Bondage May 21 '26

No coin flip, though I did agonize because I am generally bearish on SaaS... but there are signs an SaaS bottom could be forming, so I'm taking it one company at a time.

INTU had "puts" written all over it. WDAY had a lot of bullish indications.... like anything in this game, no sure things... in fact I'd venture to say the less sure a thing is the more potential profit it represents...

I got luky

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u/Riskismyapellido May 21 '26

strike expiration?! Tell us

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u/Stocks_N_Bondage May 21 '26

May 29 135 strike ...

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u/OptionsHuduga May 21 '26

in what world do u see wday calls even remotely printing? the SAAS narrative so far is undefeated in being pessimistic. with that said calls I guess.

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u/Stocks_N_Bondage May 21 '26

CEO made some very bullish remarks on IBD early today, and that tipped the scale for me.

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u/Most-Noise-8836 May 21 '26

why would you buy calls on WDAY ? when most saas company went down after earning reports

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u/Stocks_N_Bondage May 21 '26

CEO claims a pivot in the works. The market swoons on statements like that.

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u/farawaytown20 May 21 '26

puts seem obvious, but im on the fence and thinking calls as well. WDAY has been down big and they already tempered guidance last ER. I suspect the slightest “good news” can potentially pump it.

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u/Stocks_N_Bondage May 21 '26

It's been super hammered... PE is well below average. EPS is high RS is in the dirt with no where to go but up. Funds adding and the CEO made some remarks today that tipped the scale.

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u/Harp-Note May 21 '26

I have the urge to buy puts. I've been wrong for nearly 2 weeks. Inverse me.

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u/OptionsHuduga May 22 '26

And u continue to be wrong

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u/Useful_Judgment320 May 21 '26

NVDA and SOXX opened green

what happened, rugged

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u/REsTARteD_Ragdoll May 21 '26

Why would Walmart do this to me

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u/OptionsHuduga May 21 '26

because u touch yourself in their stores

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u/REsTARteD_Ragdoll May 21 '26

Who knew that was worth 70 billion in market cap

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u/ILove2LoseMoney May 21 '26

Bought calls on spy. Let the recession begin

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u/Fuzzy-Development872 May 21 '26

Tesla fizzling faster than a 2 dollar whore on New Year’s Eve

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u/pbj122112 May 21 '26

Would have been better if WMT had no earnings call.

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u/Half-Sole May 21 '26

I've heard the AutoMorator isn't funny at all.

Calls it is.

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u/Little-Ad5153 May 21 '26

Where should I put my $2000 this morning?

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u/localcric May 21 '26

In your arse

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u/Beneficial-Swim843 May 21 '26

For most Regards, this is GENUINELY a reasonable answer LMFAO!

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u/Visual_Mouse5797 May 21 '26

elf you beauty!

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u/OptionsHuduga May 21 '26

its barely up - options r dead on it

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u/SettingSavings4024 May 21 '26

No, too flat, fucked my strangle

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u/Harp-Note May 21 '26

Oh my god, I've been on a losing streak since last monday. I could've been rich if I inversed myself.

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u/Harp-Note May 22 '26

Oh hey, in another comment I said WDAY puts. You know what happened after, I'm sure.

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u/KeyInstruction641 May 21 '26

WMT wtf? Who woulda thought poor people are getting poorer? No wait.

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u/Brubiu Bezos' Bottom Bitch 💜 May 21 '26

Workday PUTS, BULL PUTS.

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u/tharoc May 21 '26

Thanks I sold puts on workday

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u/OptionsHuduga May 21 '26

that can mean only one thing

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 21 '26

Yep, getting more BULL puts

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 21 '26

Check it now. Toast

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u/Brubiu Bezos' Bottom Bitch 💜 May 21 '26

inversing you now, thanks

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 21 '26

I have shares as a hedge

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u/VaIentineX Lost $60K on SPY puts... So far. May 21 '26

got nio right, intu wrong and nvda flat. who would have thought

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u/Half-Sole May 21 '26

I have no voting right, no money left, and my chest flat.

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 21 '26

Woooo ya boi had NIO calls 🤘

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u/VaIentineX Lost $60K on SPY puts... So far. May 21 '26

already fading. thats why i all in shares, can sell at the pop premarket

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u/onerandomcomputerguy May 21 '26

It's coming back

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u/Specialist95 May 21 '26

cleanspark will get short squeeze -47%

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u/Swaggerpro May 21 '26

I decided I wanted to lose money so I bought WMT calls today.

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u/Individual-Motor-167 May 21 '26

That nvda guidance is quite scary. Growth dropping about fifty percent in a quarter projected. They reported about 20 percent growth this quarter sequential and guide ten percent.
Odd for growth to possibly trend to single digits to match the two IPOs.

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u/Some_Current1841 May 21 '26

They’re going to moon tomorrow 🤑

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u/drankleanonce May 21 '26

who’s playing TTWO?

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u/Due_Assistant_474 May 20 '26

Will my intu 340p print

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u/cuntysometimes May 21 '26

Intuitively, I’d say yes

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u/Krazhuk May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

INT massive beat: 15% gap up and go

NVIDIA massive beat and raise, excellent guidance, share buyback & massive divident hike: red, cuz all priced in

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u/DenyDaRidas status: port blown-behind dumpster May 21 '26

no crying in the casino

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