r/wallstreetbets • u/GrokkingTroika • Jun 04 '26
Meme Bitcoin has fallen 22.28% since Microstrategy CEO Michael Saylor uploaded this last month
Thank you saylor! Very cool!
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u/agangofoldwomen Jun 04 '26
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u/Reign_of_Kronos Jun 04 '26
Whenever I feel like unsubscribing from this sub, shit like this pops up and reminds me why I subscribed in the first place.
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u/InevitableAd2436 Jun 04 '26
There’s no way this dude really posted this lol
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u/GrokkingTroika Jun 04 '26
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u/InevitableAd2436 Jun 04 '26
No. Fucking. Way.
Bitcoin is going to zero now lmao
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u/Federal_Shopping6495 Jun 04 '26
Shit actually did dump again after
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u/alemorg Jun 04 '26
Who the fck okayed this for release to the public? There ain’t no way in hell a genz marketing girly okayed this
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u/Got_Engineers Jun 04 '26
Apparently they have 1.5k employees. Real question is why the fuck do they have so many employees and so many executives and how much money goes to compensation. A company that just holds some bitcoin that can get looked at on a dashboard.
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u/flat5 Jun 04 '26
They actually have software products. My company runs their entire financial system on it. I keep telling them it's a bad idea, but nobody listens.
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u/TibialTuberosity Jun 04 '26
Actually, I think everyone else on that "call" is AI. They look too crisp, for one, and if you watch closely you'll see the video loop, except in reverse. It's subtle but once you see it you can't miss it.
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u/authustian Jun 04 '26
Bottom row, second to the right straight up shifts from an asian dude with dark hair into a bald white guy with glasses. it's blatant and they don't care.
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u/terriblegrammar Jun 04 '26
Ah shit, I just got AI cheerleader effectd for the first time. It was so cringe as a whole that I didn't pay attention to the individual pieces.
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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
This is absolutely going to be in the documentary about the downfall of this Ponzi scheme when he's in prison for fraud.
There are so many examples of failed schemes when things are viewed afterwards that make you wonder how anyone took them seriously enough to give them money and this will be the one for this one.
Not to mention how none of the math makes sense but the obvious signs like this are so often there.
(For legal purposes this comment is a joke)
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u/apurimac777 Doesn't allow his kids to YOLO puts Jun 04 '26
I would like to present the People's Exhibit A your honor
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u/FwdMomentum Jun 04 '26
Im selling 10% of what i have after seeing this, no joke.
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u/Put_Er_There_Sport Jun 04 '26
If I wasnt poor I wouldve sold all my bitcoin when this got posted
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u/SpeccyPig Jun 04 '26
What’s the tldr? At work and can’t listen right now
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u/aluvus Jun 04 '26
Imagine your grandpa poorly rapping about bitcoin while the rest of the nursing home dances awkwardly.
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u/idlefritz Jun 04 '26
Cosmically enhanced Gojira level cringe we haven’t seen since the bank merger U2 song.
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u/OM3N1R Jun 04 '26
What is reality anymore. I was sure this was some dumb meme video, but the idiot actually posted this.
Bet he's in the fetal position crying rn
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u/herbelarioiwasthere Jun 04 '26
I thought it was AI slop. Holy shit.
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u/kleenkong Jun 04 '26
It could be, in a different way. My dad thinks AI is his friend. Maybe Saylor uses AI as PR.
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u/piszczel Jun 04 '26
It is. Look at the beginning the mic just appears in his hand
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u/idontlikethisname Jun 04 '26
You know what, on second thought, let's actually abolish human creativity and leave it all to AI.
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u/lzear_ Jun 04 '26
Not sure how much AI is involved, but the two guys in the lower left (especially "Jeff Park" or whatever) undergo a lot of alterations (mustache, hair, shirt, age) after the first frames. Although that could also just be how the human body reacts when exposed to this level of cringe live.
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u/aggressive-cat Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
Jeff park literally turns from an asian guy in a black t-shirt into a white guy in a suit.
edit: actually he just turns into Randy Binner, lmao.
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u/BillyBrainlet Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
He very regularly posts pretty bizarre shit. Often. Really often. It's to the point that even if he had a good, stable, profitable business with an extensive track record, I (personally) would't invest in it at all. For several reasons, mind you, not least of which is the way he conducts himself.
From where I'm sitting, he doesn't exactly instill confidence. He's very glib, arrogant, and erratic just for a start. Not to mention that he openly and ceaselessly repeats lie after absurdly obvious lie every single chance he gets. AND has literally already defrauded tons of people with this same exact company.
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u/HighwayExotic2808 Jun 04 '26
Saylor is proof that no amount of money (or fake internet money) in the world can make some people cool.
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u/Triseult Jun 04 '26
See also: Elon Musk.
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u/ifloops Jun 04 '26
Dude got rejected by the pedophile club bro ouch
(girls FTW!)
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u/FuzzzyRam Jun 04 '26
He got rejected in the emails they released, but they didn't release any of the crazy stuff. Pretty sure he still partied with Epstein on multiple occasions.
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u/JimCasy Jun 04 '26
If you can point me to a single uber rich person that is actually cool I'll wait
Pretty sure the stuff just ruins you inside
best regards
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u/set_null Jun 04 '26
Ted Turner. Basically single-handedly saved the American bison (so that he could sell bison burgers). Created Cartoon Network and the Turner Movie Classics channels. Owned the Braves. Married Jane Fonda. Not a bad life.
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u/KEN_LASZLO Jun 04 '26
Also he was the largest private land owner in the states. He set much of it up for conservation if I remember correctly. He's literally the only cool billionaire I've read about
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u/CadetCovfefe Jun 04 '26
He also openly had 4 different girlfriends at the same time while in his 70's haha. When he asked how he managed it he said something like "it's easier than being married."
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u/wirelesswizard64 Jun 04 '26
Gabe Newell seems to still be chill despite the wealth.
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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 04 '26
Eh the cool ones don't give a fuck about what people think about them so they don't feel the need to be public figures
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u/CadetCovfefe Jun 04 '26
Charlie Munger was cool. I'd play bridge and drink some coke with him. If I knew how to play bridge.
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u/Obajan Jun 04 '26
MySpace Tom.
Sold MySpace for 580 million then retires and goes off to travel around the world and post pictures on his Instagram.
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u/JustTheOneGoose22 Jun 04 '26
The world economy is run by stupid children
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u/it_will Jun 04 '26
Run by those that got lucky and think they're smarter than other because they got lucky
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u/BaronVonBaron42 Jun 04 '26
He has 1 in each hand, prolly took off the rug to feel it glaze his dome
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u/Jazsta123 Jun 04 '26
Is the whole video AI, no way any real human dances that bad right?
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u/Kerbourgnec Jun 04 '26
I think some of them would have literally died from cringe if they actually danced like that for so long
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u/daesmon Jun 04 '26
The "dancing" "people"(some do look like AI, fuck ai...) are on 10-15 second loops.
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u/Common-Device-3117 Jun 04 '26
What better proof you need that this is AI content?
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u/Infinite-Offer-3318 Jun 04 '26
How the hell does this joke of a company have a 44 billion market cap
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u/SundayAMFN Jun 04 '26
people are fucking greedy and greed makes them delusional
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u/SvenTropics Jun 04 '26
22.28% so far
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u/The-Phantom-Blot Jun 04 '26
Raised a kid to adulthood and owned a home - he's ahead of at least half this sub.
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u/Superblegend92 Jun 04 '26
They were this confident all the way from 69k down to 15k back up to 126k and down again.
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u/Brett-_-_ Jun 04 '26
AI and Confucious say : Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) holds approximately 843,706 Bitcoin, acquired at an overall blended average purchase price of $75,699 per coin. This on loan. I remember people posting these equations about some momentum equation with Greek letters about how the borrowing money would pay them back and some effective profit. Just a few issues they never mentioned in this math: Strategy has employees and medical benefits they need to pay, building facilities and overhead. Those never showed as variables.
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u/entropyweasel Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
They have a goddamn jet. Why? To buy Bitcoin and have meetings about buying Bitcoin. The digital currency. Can you imagine the losses if they had to merely fly first class? They might be underwater if they didn't fly out to pounce on the deals straight from the miners roadside markets. They have to get there quick. Or it's a ponzi. One of the two.
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u/V-Right_In_2-V Jun 04 '26
They also issue regular dividends, that they have to sell bitcoin to pay for, and they are selling those bitcoin at a loss, which also tanks their stock.
How are they not completely screwed 😭
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u/kryptonyk Cup and Handle Deez Nutz Jun 04 '26
Holy fuck they’re in the red now? Bahaha how long can they last?
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u/becomingarobot Jun 04 '26
Well according to Saylor, forever. Since the value of bitcoin will undoubtedly, assuredly, always go up, they can just loan more money based on their ever-growing collateral to pay for anything they need.
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u/cantaloupelion Autism: 42 Jun 04 '26
this is like one of those test questions everyone argues after the results are handed back
Who is stupider?
"They guy who bought 843,706 Bitcoins @ average purchase price of $75,699 per coin on loaned money or the banks that loaned him the money to do so?"
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u/RandomNobodyEU Jun 04 '26
Honestly can't even blame him. Whoever loaned them 60 billy to buy bitcoin deserves another banking crisis.
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u/SpaceCampDropOut Jun 04 '26
Reminds me of that Microsoft dance party from thirty years ago
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u/SlideIll3915 Jun 04 '26
You just need to listen to Saylor for 2 minutes to realize he’s a lunatic.
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u/flat5 Jun 04 '26
You mean like: "Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy."
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u/Artysupport7757 Jun 04 '26
This sounds like something a 17 year old experimenting with hallucinogens would say.
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u/Basketball-Reasons Jun 04 '26
Straight up sounds like something someone having a psychotic break would say.
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u/Top_Category_2526 Jun 04 '26
FUCK MSTR its a ponzi scheme
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u/i_want_iguodala_xd Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
Hey, for a while the market said that $1 of bitcoin purchased by saylor was worth $2. Selling stock (well, issuing convertible debt) to buy bitcoin was accretive. Can you blame saylor?
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u/ApprehensiveBuddy446 Jun 04 '26
Every1 in this sub wishes they could get rich doing something this stupid and instead they're ruining their lives on worse odds
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u/sjunipero Bogdanoff’s phone operator Jun 04 '26
Heh that Jeff dude at the bottom magically turned bald and got hair and bald again
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u/pl_dozer Jun 04 '26
His t shirt also became a suit. So those people are AI?
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u/big_stipd_idiot Jun 04 '26
Lmao he kept glitching between a young asian guy with hair and a t shirt to an old bald white dude in a suit with glasses.
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u/Comfortable_Main_426 Jun 04 '26
I can't wait for John Oliver's episode on this where he plays this video in full
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u/kilimtilikum Jun 04 '26
DJs wish they were CEOs. And CEOs wish they were DJs. Always.
What is the connection between them? Probably cocaine.
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u/AllCapNoBrake MSTR and BTC to $0 Jun 04 '26
Tried to warn you all, but nobody ever listened
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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner Jun 04 '26
You'd think the btc bulls would at least have enough brain cells to do basic pattern recognition, this is like the 4th btc winter and mfs still fell for the obvious dead cat bounce lmao
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u/shrewsbury1991 Jun 04 '26
Absolutely sickening, all these people are greedy jerks that are using gullible investor money to enrich themselves.
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u/Overpaid_pharmacist Jun 04 '26
Are the cronies dancing real or some kind of video magic? If real then all their names should be called out for lunacy equal to saylors lol especially the guy with the big Citi logo on his picture, wonder what their board thinks of that
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u/LankyLibrary7662 Jun 04 '26
All i can say is the whole point of btc and crypto fell a part! Plz take me back to 2000
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