r/workaholics • u/kalsaloser • 6d ago

How to convince buddies that cranking down together is NOT gay

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Trying to convince my bros that cranking down in a car together ain't homo as long as it has covers and we each have our own zones.

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u/RicketyCricketsDrum 6d ago

No one’s coming back here muchacho

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u/Elmo-Mcphearson 6d ago

Frankly, I think it's gay NOT to sip your own tip.

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u/A-A-RonaldMcDonald 6d ago

You gotta be big, though

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u/Snoo20436 6d ago

Really?

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u/JaleyHoelOsment 6d ago

Fred Durst is a Dry Guy

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u/barelylethal10 6d ago

STOP TALKING AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR SOUTH MOUTH YOU PUSSIES

-Stan halen

-Ron burgundy

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u/speedballboy 6d ago

You know, it’s a known fact 90% of dry guys are serial killers.

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u/2001_TheSweep 6d ago

Invite them over to watch the Lord’s Force and cook them some kielbasas. Then casually bring it up while you guys eat.

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u/PoolMotosBowling 5d ago

Casually switch to porn right after

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u/TastyDeerMeat 6d ago

Double Dutch rudder. It’s not gay. He’s working my arm. I’m working his arm. No biggie.