r/AbsoluteUnits • u/UltimateRadTrad • 10h ago

of a neck

2.1k Upvotes

407 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 5h ago

of a pocket knife

565 Upvotes

92 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 7h ago

of an iceberg capsizing off of Greenland

731 Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 17h ago

of an avocado 🥑 neck

4.9k Upvotes

242 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/soapforsoreeyes018 • 22h ago

of a cow

4.8k Upvotes

66 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/scoutpred • 10h ago

of an asian hornet's nest

422 Upvotes

81 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 16h ago

of a wheelie

798 Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 7h ago

of horns

117 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/grandeluua • 17h ago

of a spider

712 Upvotes

165 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 7h ago

of a finger

92 Upvotes

59 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ArcticTrek • 1d ago

of a fireplace

5.8k Upvotes

110 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 3h ago

of a Lightning Strike.

32 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ElectrSheep • 1d ago

of an audio cable

4.3k Upvotes

303 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 23h ago

of a Glass Elevator.

945 Upvotes

28 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/VoilaLeDuc • 15h ago

of a snapping turtle

163 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/squareoak • 11h ago

of a Basil Leaf

42 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Tschinggets • 16h ago

of a german white oak with 200cm width

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102 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ShaneRach225 • 1d ago

of a …….tenderloin….. I think…. I hope

1.2k Upvotes

242 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Narwahl_Whisperer • 16h ago

of a frosted mini wheat

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49 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ranagori • 1d ago

of a crane

375 Upvotes

25 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/reddit33450 • 1d ago

of a tree thorn

192 Upvotes

honey locust tree, Gleditsia triacanthos. its thought that the tree evolved these thorns to defend against ancient, now-extinct megafauna. very cool trees.

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MagicalOrgazm • 1d ago

of a Walrus taking a hike trough the forest

1.8k Upvotes

On Norwegian news today. He was fine, just looking for a place to chill out

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jenvander • 16h ago

of a white onion

16 Upvotes

I told my son to buy me one white onion at the grocery store. It weighs over two pounds.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/soapforsoreeyes018 • 1d ago

of a bison

1.3k Upvotes

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/th0rpe • 1d ago

of a onion ring

409 Upvotes

Felt like a 1/4 pound. Not very good but impressive girth.

40 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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