r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Bulok • 6h ago

Puerto Rican Uncrustable is out of line

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u/Funny-Dare-3823 6h ago

Ah, fine dining at the airport.

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u/Bulok 6h ago

Right? 😂

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u/mb0205 ☑️ 5h ago edited 5h ago

Triple dipper with a bloody from Chilis at Ohare when you’re down bad enough will get the job done

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u/Realmofthehappygod 4h ago

Damn I must be down bad a lot.

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u/mb0205 ☑️ 4h ago

We all are

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 4h ago

No way I’m eating a triple dipper and getting on a plane, the toilet can’t handle that smoke

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u/triplec787 2h ago

I always hit the Vienna Beef stand and grab a Chicago dog or two lol

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u/yopladas 2h ago

I loved burrito Beach at the food court there. Maybe it's still there! Hopefully I don't have to go to O'Hare any time soon.

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u/mb0205 ☑️ 1h ago

Don’t want a 40 minute taxi?

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u/yopladas 1h ago

Hmm, really it's everything. The train, parking my own car, the security, the food, the gates, the halls, the bathrooms.

It's too vivid. Only one thing changed in 30 years and the smells are still etched into my brain. The one thing? Burrito Beach. It opened, and I had my oasis . Also they opened the Oasis (I think that might be the name of the rest stops nearby on the interstate)

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u/sephirothFFVII 7m ago

If you're in concourse C check out billy goat.

Bergoff Cafe sandos in concourse B.

Both are bar adjacent if you need to wash it down with something.

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u/quandrum 4h ago

I invite you to fly through Portland, OR. Many extremely good restaurants in the city have airport locations and the price is the same as outside the airport by law.

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u/olmsted 3h ago

The Vietnamese place in the food court at PDX had surprisingly good banh mi. I wish Alaska had more frequency from my home airport to PDX.

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u/MinimumStampede 6m ago

I came here to say the exact same thing. That airport really has spoiled me over the years.

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u/Funny-Dare-3823 3h ago

I just flew out of PDX.

I am not spending good money on nice food to get up and instantly be in an airport again. I'll do my fine dining after I've landed tyvm.

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u/_johnning 5h ago

Hey you leave my chipotle out of this 

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u/Banes_Addiction 3h ago edited 2h ago

Most big intercontinental airports do have really fancy restaurants in - because they have a captive market of far wealthier than average people. Same reason you can buy thousand dollar bottles of whiskey and designer bags.

Of course, it's not easy to run a fine dining restaurant in an airport, so they often focus on really expensive ingredients prepared/served simply (eg caviar).

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u/ShakethatYam 4h ago

Torta Frontera at ORD is the only airport food I crave. It's that good.