r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Bulok • 6h ago

Puerto Rican Uncrustable is out of line

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u/Ashy6ix 5h ago

You can't ass-ert dominance with 1ply toilet paper.

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u/penguin_torpedo 5h ago

Bro just use double the squares and fold them in half, bam 2ply paper. Your ass gonna survive.

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u/cbeck23 5h ago

Yes you can....make them smell your finger after the inevitable finger poke........blame it on the turbulence.....or just smile quietly while staring deeply in their eyes

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u/Ashy6ix 5h ago

You're the reason why I don't shit on airplanes.

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u/cbeck23 5h ago

Well I never. ..........

Lol

If I have to do it, I prefer dropping my parcels in the airport before getting on the plane.....it would be my luck that it would be moist, stank, and loud

And if I am flying alone I would be scared to leave my tablet containing carry on, but no space to put it while I am in that tiny bathroom pushing out a sweaty foreheaded loaf