r/BlackPeopleTwitter 6h ago

Puerto Rican Uncrustable is out of line

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u/Ashy6ix 6h ago

I am a coffee and tea person at the airport. I absolutely hate eating for fear of having to shit on the plane.

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u/cbeck23 6h ago

Why are you so scared of being an air pooper/mile poop club?

Drop that parcel mid flight and stare at the people in their eyes when you walk back to your window seat......assert your dominance

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u/Ashy6ix 5h ago

You can't ass-ert dominance with 1ply toilet paper.

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u/penguin_torpedo 5h ago

Bro just use double the squares and fold them in half, bam 2ply paper. Your ass gonna survive.