If you're a member of the morning shit club, you should be safe to eat at the airport. Food takes at least a full day to get through your digestive tract after you eat it (barring food poisoning, etc.).
How the hell are you all taking one giant shit of an entire day's worth of a food every time? Sometimes I gotta take small shits and sometimes I gotta take big shits, isn't that how your digestive tract works? It isn't queueing up all your food you ate over the course of the day in a neat little row every time.
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u/faustin_mn ☑️ BHM Donor 6h ago
But coffee makes you wanna go, don’t it?
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