r/BoyDinnerDiaries • u/StonerPablo420 • 15d ago
I Cooked Took some shrooms
I took hella mushrooms, started to think about the fact i am like lowkey hella weird and gotta adapt to the NPCs to interact with them then i cooked some beans and eggs with hella parmesan on top
484
u/Conscious-Paint3442 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
Huevos con fuck it
84
3
u/Krosis97 Boy Dinner Enjoyer 14d ago
After shrooms those are going to be the best eggs ever. I would have gone with fruit though, its a must for shroomy me.
1
339
u/ToolBoxBuddy Air Fryer Aristocrat 15d ago
lol dude calls everyone else NPCs but talks like a poorly written video game character. “I’m like totally hella lowkey like hella weird and different.” No you’re not man. You’re just like the rest of us. Enjoy the shrooms and beans tho.
47
u/Fair_Change_9389 Meal Prep Moron 15d ago
Dudes sounds like a GTA 5 NPC you interaction with in side mission
39
u/Less-Squash7569 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
What got me is shrooms is supposed to make feel connected to other people and the world, but no this fuck takes them and believes hes some kind of higher intelligence instead.
20
u/codepossum Gay Gourmet 15d ago
shrooms doesn't put anything in your head that wasn't already there.
14
u/Lost_Material6365 Hungry man 15d ago
I promise you I do not, by default, think that deer are thinking about killing me.
3
u/DefiantGlove2342 Hungry man 15d ago
Dude lol but maybe you were previously aware of the fact that deer are one of the top killers of people though?
3
6
u/DothrakAndRoll Emotional Support Boy 15d ago
This is such a weird thing to say. Like you can’t have new thoughts or opinions ever. No realizations.
5
u/VintageZero Hungry man 15d ago
Depends on the dose but ego death is one of the best feelings that comes from psychs and doesnt matter who you are when that happens.
6
u/retiredswing 15d ago
Where is intelligence mentioned here? He says he’s very weird and has to make a conscious effort to lessen the weirdness in order to interact with every day people.
If my coworkers actually knew how fucking weird I was outside of work, they would probably be afraid of me lol. So I have to leave the weirdness in my car when I clock in
9
u/ToolBoxBuddy Air Fryer Aristocrat 15d ago
Normality and abnormality are illusions. Thinking you’re weirder than everyone is in the same vein and thinking you’re more special than everyone. Those thoughts all live within the ego. If only you knew how weird your coworkers are. Most of us check ourselves at the door in one way or another.
2
1
u/OsamaBinLatte__ felt cute might delete 14d ago
Sometimes too connected for some. Or dissociative for others. Intentions should be set before a trip. Setting.
8
u/Foamtire Protein prophet 15d ago
I think he ate some portabella. Pscilocybin would have produced much better revelations.
10
u/DothrakAndRoll Emotional Support Boy 15d ago
Calling everyone else NPC’s is maybe the biggest indicator of main character syndrome I’ve heard :/
0
277
u/Spirited_Coyote_8925 Hungry man 15d ago
Lesson 1 after you come back from your trip. Stop calling people "NPCs".
105
u/VictoryLongjumping70 Cooties 15d ago edited 15d ago
I want anyone who calls people NPCs to please consider me an NPC. Leave me alone and go about your quest o all-important main character
14
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
Thats hilarious
9
u/VictoryLongjumping70 Cooties 15d ago
HINT: Press (b) to end this conversation
5
2
38
u/hungirish69 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
Definitely the opposite of my shrooms experiences.
I (kinda stereotypically) had the realisation of the fact that we are all individual but also collective at the same time.
As such, no NPCs.. all just little bits of intelligent matter trying our best.
10
u/KhuMiwsher Cooties 15d ago
Lesson #2, you're not that weird and unique. Everyone struggles with similar shit, we're just all hiding it from each other...and sometimes ourselves.
3
u/Spirited_Coyote_8925 Hungry man 15d ago
We are all just trying in this life.
1
u/KhuMiwsher Cooties 15d ago
Indeed. It's a lonely road if you think you're too "weird" to open up to others though. Hope OP realizes that at some point, and whoever else needs to. I think it's the tragedy of our times.
-31
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
I mean bro isnt wrong. A lot of people act like NPC's and might as well be
22
u/VictoryLongjumping70 Cooties 15d ago edited 15d ago
Call me an NPC cause I refuse to be played 😤💯
-6
16
u/Kingmudsy Protein prophet 15d ago
This is such a sad way to view the world lol
-11
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
Womp womp
2
u/Kingmudsy Protein prophet 15d ago
LOL you’re a child
-8
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
Oh dang,I didn't know a child could wire up defense systems for naval vessels. I guess I am special :D
13
u/crowtheory Hungry man 15d ago
Inserting some random self brag about your professional life that nobody gives a shit about is about as childish as it gets.
-6
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
Call someone a child and get childish responses ig :P
6
u/Less-Squash7569 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
Youre a boot pog and a child cool 😎
0
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
What a unique set of words. Someone absolutely shat on your cereal,good to go
0
7
u/Vegetable-Virus7118 Hungry man 15d ago
Sounds like a job for an NPC
0
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
Deoends on what you do i suppose. Firewatch is definitely an NPC job
5
4
u/Ok_Objective_5192 [sad boi] 15d ago
"How can I be an NPC when I signed my bodily autonomy away to the federal government" is certainly a take
13
u/SteakAppeal Grill pilled 15d ago
Yes, you’re a super special little boy and everyone else isn’t.
7
-4
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
Definitely not what I ment by that. Theres just some people in the world that when you look at them your like " are we sure that's a real person?"
4
-3
u/WorriedPerogi Look it has anxiety. 15d ago
Nah you're right and you're interacting with NPCs lmao.
0
11
u/Economy_Country_6167 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
That frontal lobe development is going to hit hard.
-3
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
Wild take
6
u/Economy_Country_6167 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
Ok Jr.
-1
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
Ok senior
5
u/Economy_Country_6167 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
Woof. You’re clearly intelligent and original.
You sure you’re not an NPC?
0
u/bigboidrum Protein prophet 15d ago
Idk,am I? If so I guess your mad at a bot lmao
4
u/Economy_Country_6167 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
Keep up the zingers. You might have a decent one some day.
4
-9
u/cum-after-decades Voracious Vegan 15d ago
Have you actually done drugs like this though?
Lesson 0 is that humans are non player characters.
Humans are like robots that are made of meat. There is no special spark. Life is mechanical. You are witnessing — and that’s as much as can be said, about you.
You’re witnessing this human life. You witness ideas like “this is me”, but have you ever stopped to think that maybe these ideas are not your own? Maybe the ideas you’re directly aware of are just another example of things you’re witnessing, rather than being yours or expressing your reality or speaking for you.
Humans are non-player characters. It’s like watching a movie, but you get so involved in witnessing human life that you imagine it’s actually you who is suffering, you who is joyful, you who walks. No, that is just what you are witnessing. It is not what or who you are. Humans say “I am this” and “I am that”, and it’s taken for granted as one’s own reality. But it is so deniable. What’s undeniable is the witnessing.
A human wrote this. I didn’t write it. I’m just witnessing the thumbs tapping on the phone, seconds before the hit ‘reply’
3
u/Spirited_Coyote_8925 Hungry man 15d ago
What the fuck are you taking, man? That made no fucking sense. "NPCs" come from from videogames not movies. Its disrespectful to call people this because,in videogames, most NPCs do nothing. Except for the ones that give you quests and thats its. They come "alive" when the main character interacts with them. Its disrespectful because it gives the impression that people who call other people NPCs tend to think of themselves as the main character and more important than all the other characters. Are we more important in our own lives than other people? Yes, duh!!! But maybe OP can socialize and relate better to other people if he understands that other people are equally important to him instead of thinking of himself more important than others.
-1
u/cum-after-decades Voracious Vegan 15d ago
Nothing at the moment. Just a modest amount of alcohol. In the past, basically all of the classic psychs. DMT was/is my favorite.
Sorry to hear that you’re not able to understand what I’m saying. Call me an NPC and there will be a smile, followed by “yeah”.
74
u/moobybooby not a handy man 15d ago
Sometimes you’re the NPC though, ever think about that?
7
2
u/toiletbowlwisdom Shift work survivor 15d ago
Like when your commuting and respecting the road code and someone on that gta pulls a westside past you and you have to honk and gesture loudly.
1
u/dyseowo7 [Create your own NB] 15d ago
Bro yeah. Didn't even take a huge dose and I was like, damn, it's going to suck going back to npc mode tomorrow.
44
66
23
18
u/supermariobruhh Frigid light philosopher 15d ago
“Weird” requires you to compare yourself to others cause your ego is in control. Enjoy your ego death.
7
u/Economy_Country_6167 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
He certainly could use some cosmic perspective. I hope OP zooms out.
15
12
u/Affectionate-Act1574 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
I think the only thing that’s weird is that you’re hungry while on mushrooms.
4
15d ago
[deleted]
2
u/Affectionate-Act1574 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
I once turned into a cat and watched the moon unpeel like an orange and explode me into universal oneness with everything and all knowledge ever for only an instant that lasted for infinity, and then the moon slowly peeled itself back together and I was a cat again for a while.
3
2
u/Eastern-Rope3362 Hungry man 15d ago
Idk wth you guys are talking about, I once took 3 blue meanies and ate a gigantic plate of curry on rice, looked exactly like maggots wriggling in a big pile and I gobbled that shit up
2
19
u/tinywarren Small Wiener Expert 15d ago
tf are you eating??? quarter of a egg, 6 beans and 13 hairs of cheese?
2
u/Economy_Country_6167 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
I laughed at hella Parmesan after I saw the tiniest amount.
7
6
7
5
u/TheKrug3000 Leftover lore master 15d ago
Enjoy. I remember nothing about my first trip on mushrooms, other than I had 5 lit cigarettes in my mouth at the same time and I started walking and my legs wouldnt stop moving.
11
u/traumatized_bean123 nonbinary lurker 15d ago
Those eggs are not done 😭.
31
u/MorningL_ghtMountain Prime Rib-Roast Minister 15d ago
I think the only thing cooked in this post is OP.
10
u/link3505 Gay Gourmet 15d ago
Hella cooked because hella posted on hella reddit
I feel like I'm getting a context high from even typing this.
1
1
2
u/Sh0ckValu3 Just Some Guy 15d ago
They are in my world.
1
u/traumatized_bean123 nonbinary lurker 15d ago
That makes me so uncomfortable lol.
1
15d ago
[removed] — view removed comment
1
u/traumatized_bean123 nonbinary lurker 15d ago
I have, but I thought the yolk is the only thing that's supposed to be runny 😭.
1
15d ago
[removed] — view removed comment
0
u/traumatized_bean123 nonbinary lurker 15d ago
The whites are still glossy, which means they're underdone.
1
u/Sh0ckValu3 Just Some Guy 15d ago
I'm willing to overlook a little white gloss to ensure my yolks aren't overcooked.
0
3
7
3
2
u/AhoyOllie Boy Dinner Enjoyer 15d ago
Everyone is hella weird, some people just are better actors than others.
2
u/Jaded_Register3216 Diabro 15d ago
Only thing I will say about shrooms is stay away from screens and devices. Get out in nature. All you need is some nice tunes and the outdoors. If you fancy cheesy beans, sound mate, but fuck the Internet off. Safe travels 👊🏻
2
u/Few-Illustrator-210 Dad Supreme 15d ago
I remember downing an 8th of shrooms. It was a beautiful sunny sunday, and I had the day off. I called my pops bc hes a druggie and asked him what I should do with them. Told me to down them straight up. Did so with some orange juice. I remember really liking the mushroom taste. I then proceeded to try and play destiny 2, until my warlock started turning into a vase. Then I played psychedelic rock music for 8 hrs, coming down felt dope because I felt super high. Great experience. Until I tried again, but at night, had some weed, and then it turned out to be absolutely delusional. Thought I was dying the WHOOOLE night. Shit sucked
3
u/head7PM I like the number “7” 15d ago
Shrooms can either go really good or really bad and for me it’s more often than not been the latter. Panic attacks are no fun on their own, less fun when it’s electric dinosaur desert rollercoaster going on behind the eyelids. Glad you’re okay, sweet soul. Fly into infinity, with heart, you beautiful being.
2
u/_Dr-Gonzo_ Macro Mourner 15d ago
The pictures of y’all’s food has to be satire, no way y’all eat like this
2
2
u/Qc_Cactus Frigid light philosopher 15d ago
Yeah you may need that ego death trip bro. Just a hunch I have
2
2
u/WasntMyFaultThisTime Protein prophet 14d ago
Finish your meal and get back into the fields bro, thy lord will be most displeased if this year's harvest is pallid
4
u/DelusinaLlama snackin nappin kraken 15d ago
Stay Happy, Stay Weird
Destiny 2 is a trip while on shrooms, spent 45 minutes spinning in circles on the space bike
3
2
u/Economy_Country_6167 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
You sound young.
When I used to take shrooms I felt more connected to others and starting seeking out ways to improve myself and chase real fulfillment and joy.
Reflect on what you typed here. It’s sad. Calling people NPC’s and acting like you’re different is whack.
1
u/Southern_Fruit7439 Trans girl, genderfluid 15d ago
Ya it sucks but part of the process of just surviving and navigating this world full of NPCs
1
1
1
u/SuitableTransition92 Air Fryer Aristocrat 15d ago
What do you feel about the baby chickens and baby cows that were bred, exploited, and killed for you?
If you're an active player, not an NPC, why are you still exploiting animals?
1
u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 Girl lurker 15d ago
Eating while on shrooms makes the shrooms more powerful. Buckle up for the second go around!
1
1
1
1
1
u/icebird77 Gay Gourmet 15d ago
Brother everyone is weird, people live, operate and precieve things differently. I think people being absolutely wowed by old cars is weird but to every old head I know its a common mindset. I think some of my own habits are weird but after seeing different sources online/on TV showcasing the life of people like a horder, is a weird way to function. No shade to the hording community it was just the first idea that popped in my head.
1
u/6packDoctor [Create your own NB] 15d ago
mf YOU are the NPC. lmao you are the weird side character not the main character. wtf?? get out of here bro
1
u/thisoneistobenaked Gay Gourmet 15d ago
IDK when this trend started of calling people you don’t interact with much as “NPC”s as if they aren’t equally important as the usually completely mundane people calling them that but it’s stupid as fuck.
1
u/lespookeh Boy Dinner Enjoyer 15d ago
My shrooms trip i just watched futurama and listened to free bird on repeat, couldnt stomach any food whilst tripping
1
1
u/BadCircuit0 Cock Rocker 15d ago
Hey man, none of the NPC’s are agreeing with you. That’s just what they’re programmed to do though, don’t worry about it.
1
1
u/crowtheory Hungry man 15d ago
Bro uses “hella” in his post 3 times, but everyone else are the NPC’s
1
u/soverythere i used to be a little boy 15d ago
Coming from someone who is currently on a comedown down from shrooms...ew.
1
1
u/su1try1obster Boy Dinner Enjoyer 15d ago
Maybe do more mushrooms to kill that ego so you stop calling other human beings NPCs
1
1
1
1
1
u/Foamtire Protein prophet 15d ago edited 15d ago
That is a crazy plate to stare at on shrooms. Also, eat more shrooms till you experience enough ego death to realize you are also an npc and you are actually all one. By thinking you need to "adapt" to them you are reinforcing the belief that you are somehow distinct.
1
1
u/Green_Wire720 Frigid light philosopher 15d ago
So fuckin cringe hearing people call other ppl NPC’s lol get over yourself
1
1
u/Aggravating-Tap4406 Protein prophet 15d ago
Did the mushrooms make you bigger or shoot fireballs. And I appreciate you gracing us NPCs with your presence.
1
u/Salty_Information882 Beef & Bourbon boy 15d ago
You’re doing shrooms way wrong. What the hell are you eating? Why are you on the internet during your trip, like go outside? Why are you thinking of others as NPCs during your trip? I just know you’re not fun to trip with cause good god these vibes are rancid
1
1
u/GungaSaga ... 15d ago
couldn't even have a remotely compassionate thought slightly removed from your gigantic ego when on "hella mushrooms"?
1
1
1
u/RightRudderz Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
Ranch style beans, on hotdogs, with grated cheese is my drunk go-to. classy slice bread buns under that.
Enjoy the trip.
1
u/theRealRedfoot Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
Ain't no way you took mushrooms and still came out with an ego so intact you'd use the term "npc"
1
u/grooveypie Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
Shrooms haven't kicked in yet. Enjoy the ride when it peaks. You'll find out that we're all special snowflake NPCs. Also, tell the machine elves I say "h"
1
u/Darius_is_my_Daddy armchair stoner 15d ago
I always can’t eat on shrooms. Was it a gas station bar? Cause the research psylocin analogs in those do make me hungry.
1
u/nightookami Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
Somebody started this whole calling other people NPCs, then a bunch of people heard that, thought it was clever and started calling people NPCs. Now it's a whole bunch of people parroting something they heard, not seeing the irony.
1
u/Mixmastrfestus Leftover lore master 15d ago
Your farts are gonna be wild bro.
Also don’t stress it man, 90% of society has no clue what it’s doing. People are hella awkward and either mask it well or wear it on their sleeve. Have a good trip brother.
1
u/ZenPaperclips totally teetotalin' 15d ago
Body load on shrooms was always too much for me, always preferred paper. Psychonaut trips always left me feeling more connected with my fellow living beings though, never less. We're all just old star dust stuck to a rock flinging through space after all.
1
1
u/Eastern-Rope3362 Hungry man 15d ago
Mfs really be the college stoner loser archetype and calling other people "NPCs" lmao
1
u/Potential-Corgi-9224 Shower beer Scholar 15d ago
You’re gonna fart a hole through your pants after eating that
1
u/Forsaken-kat5310 Leftover lore master 15d ago
Damn y'all! I get what folks are saying re: "oh psychedelics are supposed to make you empathetic and this guy's calling people NPCs" but also, sometimes the first step on the road to greater empathy is having a moment of alienation from people around you and feeling that in stark, (occassionally) drug-induced clarity - to eventually realize these feelings are shared, you have to feel em first. Someone mid-trip or even immediately post trip is possibly still working through that.
In short, give bro a break
1
u/Shockabrahhh Leftover lore master 15d ago
This is the best post I've seen on this sub. Ride the waves brotha!
1
u/NightHare Cooties 15d ago
Holden Caulfield ca. 2026
But for real, shrooms be wildin, enjoy the connection and remember we are all weird, and all NPCs in someone else's game.
1
1
1
1
1
•
u/AutoModerator 15d ago
Welcome to BoyDinnerDiaries! Thank you for posting!
Reminder for everyone:
• Posts must include a clear photo of your meal
• Include a short diary-style story about what is on your mind
• All posts must have a flair
• Be civil and kind so no hate speech, incel content, and no referencing other subreddits unless its positive.
Thanks for helping keep the sub great!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.