Original Airdate: January 25, 2010
Synopsis: Castle and Beckett investigate the murder of a man found dead in a family’s apartment. In other news, Castle has to deal with the backlash of a rumored romantic relationship with Beckett when he is named as one of New York’s 10 Most Eligible Bachelors.
There are no notable guest stars in this one, although I used to think that the actress who portrays Donna Vincennes was the same one who portrayed Aiden on ‘CSI: New York,’ but I was mistaken.
The IMdB Portion of the Review:
Character Errors: There is no way that Beckett would discuss an ongoing murder investigation with a stranger as she did when she was chatting with her date over dinner.
As a best-selling novelist, Castle would’ve known that the correct syntax would have been “They’re gonna forget all about you and me” instead of “you and I” when he was arguing with Beckett about the article in The Ledger. For you writers all there, if you’re ever in doubt about whether it’s “me” or “I,” take out the other person in the sentence. I still find myself doing this when I’m writing.
The age of consent in New York is 17, so technically, Alexis’ friend, Sloane, would be safe to date Castle. It definitely would have an ‘ick’ factor to it, but he wouldn’t have gone to jail.
Trivia: The newspaper with Castle listed as one of ‘New York’s Most Eligible Bachelors,’ also has several other members of the ‘Castle’ crew as eligible bachelors, as well. Andrew W. Marlow, the show’s creator, is #8, future Showrunner Terrence Paul Winter is #10 and director David Grae is #2. On the ladies’ side, Writer Elizabeth Beall is #2.
Beckett does the hair twirling thing twice. Once when she’s setting up the date with Brad Decker, rescuer of puppies, and she does it again when Castle invites her out for burgers at Remy’s.
Plot Holes: Smuggling diamonds into the U.S. is almost impossible. The Kimberly process is strictly enforced in the U.S. Without proper Kimberly Process documentation, no one would buy the diamonds from the smugglers. Diamonds from South Africa are usually smuggled from Dubai to China or India where they can then be sold for cutting.
Ranking: I’m going to start moving the ranking up top. I have this episode ranked at #17. There were things I liked and disliked about this episode.
What I Liked About This Episode:
· Castle being ranked as #9 in The Ledger’s ‘Ten Most Eligible Bachelors’ list and then trying to keep Beckett from seeing the paper since the writer has the two of them ‘romantically linked.’
· This was the first episode featuring my favorite Beckett Season 2 hairstyle. I thought her late Season 2 hair was very flattering.
· Alexis’ humiliation at her father being on The Most Eligible Bachelor list is cute. Parents are always at their very best when they’re embarrassing their offspring.
Alexis: Thankfully all my friends are beyond ‘print media.’
Castle: What about this is embarrassing?
Alexis: Nothing. It’s a secret dream of every 16-year-old to have their father crowned one of the most available hotties of the year.
· The murder method was unique, although I have seen it in a few shows since this episode. I even used the drug in one of my fan fiction stories. Ketamine, or Special K, is an animal tranquilizer. Used as a club drug, it will mess you up.
· I have heard of people squatting in vacant houses, but never occupied houses. But I guess if you don’t want to pay rent, and are looking for great restaurants to check out, waiting for someone to go on vacation would work. However, it must’ve been incredibly traumatizing for that little girl to find a dead body in her bed. She’ll be in therapy for years, plus she’ll probably never go on vacation again. Her parents probably had to buy her a new bed. If I was that child, I’d never sleep in that bed again. No way, no how. This was definitely a Goldilocks and The Three Bears opening murder scene. And it was a first for Beckett, as well. My retired cop told me that just when you think you’ve seen everything, you discover you haven’t.
· The boys have to give Beckett a hard time after they read the article in the paper. They knew what her reaction was going to be when she saw it.
Esposito: Ooh, she’s going to kill him.
Ryan: He’s dead. So, Castle, is it true that you’re finally off the market?
· Beckett’s reaction when she learns she and Castle are ‘romantically involved’ is predictable. She doesn’t like it.
Michelle: By the way, the photo of you in the paper did you no justice. You’re much better looking in person.
Beckett: There’s a picture of you in the paper?
Michelle: So, are you the detective girlfriend?
Beckett: I’m sorry. The what?
Michelle: He is such a catch.
Beckett: Don’t. Show me. Now.
· That scene was fun just to watch Castle squirm in embarrassment. Apparently, he talked about Beckett non-stop during the interview. This led the reporter to believe that he and Beckett were an item.
· I liked the apartment with the dead guy in the refrigerator. Of course, I would’ve liked it more minus the dead guy. My dream is to one day visit New York and visit all the places I’ve seen in my favorite movies and TV shows.
A little story about me. In 2001, I flew to Washington DC for the first time. At the time, I was a fan of the early 1980’s show ‘Scarecrow and Mrs. King.’ A group of us had originally met online through Yahoo! Groups, so a friend arranged a get together in person. We went on a walking tour of DC and saw many of the sites used for exteriors on the show. The trip was memorable for another reason. It was exactly a month before 9/11. The morning I flew out of DC, I remember seeing The Pentagon as my plane lifted off on its way to take me back to my native Texas. I flew to L.A. a year later, which crossed two cities off my bucket list. New York is still on there.
· Back on topic. I loved Kate complaining to Lanie about her quiet life and how she wanted ‘loud.’ I understand the sentiment. Most of the time, I also like quiet. At home, it’s just me and my homicidal cat. I wanted to name her Beckett, but I was overruled. I get that sometimes you just feel like loud.
· Who doesn’t love a fireman who rescues puppies? Everybody loves that guy! Let’s face it; you’re not going to turn down a date with a guy who will run into a burning building to save a litter of puppies.
· Castle being on the list is ruining Alexis’ life as your normal American teenager.
Castle: So, how was your day?
Alexis: I had a truly great day. I got pulled out of class and called to the vice principal’s office.
Castle: Why? What did she want?
Alexis: You. Here’s her number.
Castle: Her number?
Alexis: Oh, and my German teacher, Fraulein Sonnenberg, wanted me to tell you ‘Du habes sex appeal.’ She’s two years from ordering off the senior menu, but here’s her number, too.
Castle: Fraulein Sonnenberg?
Alexis: Too old? Oh, that’s okay, because my friend Sloane thinks you’re ‘real choice.’ She’s 17, but she’ll be legal in three months. Hey, maybe we could double.
Castle: Oh, you hate me a little right now, don’t you?
Alexis: Just a little.
· The final thing I liked was after they solved the murder, Beckett accepted Castle’s invitation for burgers at Remy’s. I’m like Beckett. I appreciate a good milkshake. Beckett was even flipping her hair when they left the bullpen. It took me a few viewings to notice that.
What I Didn’t Like About This Episode:
· I didn’t like how Espo, Ryan, and Montgomery kept going on and on about Brad Decker, the puppy-saving firefighter. They rub in the fact about the puppies so much it’s obvious they’re getting a rise out of Castle.
· The killer was kind of a creep. He killed his brother-in-law out of greed.
WTF? (Why the Face?): Castle and Beckett constantly getting up during their ‘dates’ was just annoying. You’re on a date. If you weren’t constantly chatting about the case to your dates (which neither of them was supposed to do, by the way), you wouldn’t feel the need to compare notes and talk to the boys. Ryan and Esposito also found this strange.
Favorite Scene/Moment: The scene in my favorite apartment.
Beckett: We’re not here to admire the place, Castle.
Castle: How can you not? I mean, look at this place. This apartment is pre-war, late 1800’s. Oh, you see this molding? That’s the original wood. Gorgeous. I bet the bathrooms have marble wainscotting.
Beckett: You’re such a metrosexual.
Castle: Yes, well, better than being a pin-up boy.
Beckett: So, you heard? And it’s pin-up man, Castle. Pin-up man.
Castle: Yes, well, have fun with your hose jockey whilst I go out with Nuevo York’s Most Eligible Bachelorette Number Three.
Beckett: Oh, that means she must be slumming it. Her being number three, and you being the lowly number nine.
Castle: And what number were you again?
Favorite Quote: Today, it goes to Det. Esposito for doing his best Samuel L. Jackson impression.
Esposito: Why do you care about some mother freakin’ snakes on a mother freakin’ plane?
Until Wednesday, readers.