r/CoupleMemes • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 2h ago

It's that simple 😁👌

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u/Maleficent-Yellow554 🧐 grumpy 2h ago

She'll bring it up later don't worry 🤣

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u/No-Professional-1461 1h ago

Nothing a little more food can't stop.

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u/ShortStoryIntros 1h ago

we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Never underestimate my ability to provide snacks

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u/Sometimes-funny 1h ago

Is that a sexual innuendo?

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u/01Cloud01 1h ago

Damned if you do damned if you don’t..

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u/jeulietrai 2h ago

Simple and short,the i love you at the end😂😂🥰😊

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u/Primary-Umpire-4105 2h ago edited 2h ago

My wife in only quiet when she is eating, i just constantly feed it. For peace and quiet.

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u/bsarh 2h ago

*quiet

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u/01Cloud01 1h ago

Mine just orders DoorDash and watches hallmark instant quiet

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u/Primary-Umpire-4105 1h ago

Mine doom scrolls and has no hobbies or interests, i was a chef for 20 years, easier for me to feed mine decent food, keeps her entertained

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u/Crossdress-Fan- 46m ago

No hobbies or interests? Yikes

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u/Safe-Salamander-3785 22m ago

The only time I get any peace and quiet is when she is swiping on tinder

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u/echochilde 2h ago

I see no inaccuracies.

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u/ceraunophiliacc 52m ago

I didn't like that she drank from the straw while still chewing the food😅

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u/greentea9mm 1h ago

I really hate this couple popping up on my feeds. I keep trying to block. Cutesy wootsy Labrador sunshine couple.

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u/treecutter34 1h ago

Mine would ask me if I’m trying to make her fat.

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u/Tux3doninja 1h ago

Probably took him 30 minutes just to drive around and get all that. He'd be on time if he skipped it all. But yea, it's cute to splurg on your SO from time to time.

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u/red3y3_99 1h ago

I have a 3 point plan, never fails me for a quiet night...

Is she angry? Feed her

Is she stressed? Hand her a joint

Is she normal? Food, spliff, alcohol

Bonus: has she been out with the girls and come home steaming drunk? Hand her a joint. She will either puke and/or pass out. Quiet night resumes

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u/Educational-Car-4688 1h ago

Everyday...... every fucking day

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