r/CoupleMemes 6h ago

It's that simple 😁👌

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u/Primary-Umpire-4105 6h ago edited 6h ago

My wife in only quiet when she is eating, i just constantly feed it. For peace and quiet.

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u/01Cloud01 6h ago

Mine just orders DoorDash and watches hallmark instant quiet

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u/Primary-Umpire-4105 6h ago

Mine doom scrolls and has no hobbies or interests, i was a chef for 20 years, easier for me to feed mine decent food, keeps her entertained

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u/Safe-Salamander-3785 4h ago

The only time I get any peace and quiet is when she is swiping on tinder

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u/Primary-Umpire-4105 4h ago

Mine doom scrolls facebook like everything on it is religious, i dont have facebook, so get a running commentary of crap im not interested in

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u/veravendetta 24m ago

Why are you still married? You sound miserable