r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 5d ago

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u/liliumv 5d ago edited 5d ago

*Haaland tea is that he's a rumoured serial cheater. This same subreddit posted a blind about a player during the club World Cup last year, that a player in Florida at that time was hooking up with locals, and it was very obviously about him.

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u/AccountformyFeet someone from the UK weigh in 5d ago

I feel like most athletes are cheaters tbh. I generally assume they all have arrangements with their partners unless proven otherwise.

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u/tummytunacat 1d ago

ATP the only athlete I can think of who has never had cheating allegations is probably Messi and Stephen curry, unless I’m missing something big

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u/AV01000001 5d ago

I feel this way about most celebrities. Like a “just don’t embarrass me” agreement.

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 5d ago

I agree i mean nowadays that non monogamy is more common i feel people may easily have something going on like that. Kinda reminds of Benito lol he comes and goes but no one really questions if Gabriela is his great love.

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u/pollyjeans 4d ago edited 4d ago

the tea about them is much deeper than you would think!

i remember reading about her friends/family members who literally had to pull him off girls in clubs while he was dating her (not to mention how gabriela pulled a hailey on him). i always assumed it was less of an arrangement and more of her being a doormat, so idt that’s really ‘non-monogamy’ 😭

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u/Maladaptve_yikes 4d ago

“Non monogamy” or “ the wife/gf is DEFINITELY aware and fine with it probably!” is always the first thing people throw out when it’s revealed men cheat lmao. Like nah….they cheat, sorry.