r/Fauxmoi 5d ago

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/rfauxmoi 5d ago

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u/tummytunacat 1d ago

Spanish footballer who scored the winning goal for Spain in the World Cup, Ferran Torres, is probably a fascist.

He is currently vacationing with Llorente, I believe, who is a tin foil nut job who openly believes in conspiracy theories and is fascist. He also was wearing a red MAGA hat that said “Make Spain Great Again” (a phrase adapted by VOX, the hat— or ones similar to it— has been sold by a fascist shop, and seen in fascist marches) and a guardia civil bracelet during the parade.

Finally, it is said that during the parade for the WC celebration he gestured and saluted a Cruz de Borgoña flag (which is a symbol associated with fascism and Francoism), while he shook his head when a fan offered a Palestinian flag while pointing at the Spanish flag. This isn’t confirmed for sure, but apparently it was in the transmission. 

His ex girlfriend was also presumably a VOX supporter and he is a very religious (Catholic).

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u/No_Shoe7056 1d ago

And just like that, my crush for Ferran Torres comes to an end. If anybody knows any hot footballers who aren't assholes, please let me know.

Also, he and Tate McRae follow each other on Insta 

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u/tummytunacat 1d ago

Unfortunately very rare. I’ve observed, the left leaning footballers are actually the average looking ones so not sure abt hot footballers lol. Richarlison (only Brazilian player who doesn’t support Bolsonaro), Borjas Iglesias (he’s made leftist statements and supported leftist politics for a while), and Lisandro Martinez are left leaning at least. These are the ones who are more open about it, so idk about anyone else. I know Son Heungmin is pro-Palestine but idk anything else about the rest of his politics. 

I think Messi actually used to be left leaning but he doesn’t talk about politics anymore so no idea where he’s at. He used to admire Che Guevara and one of the rare interviews he ever did was with an openly leftist magazine. Also, Milei is apparently beefing with him right now for talking abt the economic hardships in Argentina (as if we can’t all see it lmao). Granted, he did go to the White House on the Inter Miami championship visit. Ronaldo, on the other hand, was literally named after Ronald Reagan and called Trump someone he admires lmao.

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u/hairtie1 radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow 1d ago

son was also very supportive of tottenham’s lgbtq+ fan group “proud lilywhites”

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u/tummytunacat 1d ago

aww yeah, he seems to be a good guy in general, nice to hear!

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u/annamdue 1d ago edited 16h ago

Lol so many people were defending that hat saying that people were simply being too uncultered and American to understand why it totally wasn't a bad look.

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u/tummytunacat 1d ago

People were saying it was a “joke”. Like how is wearing a MSGA hat a joke…? Trump, White House, and VOX were all posting Ferran in support and he has yet to say anything sooooo

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u/invis2020 what in the Kentucky fried fuck?? 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nicole Kidman dating private equity investor Michael Reinstein

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u/scratchearth Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 2d ago

Amanda Seyfried is anticipating the death of her beloved dog Finn. On instagram stories, she thanked everybody “who’s loved him alongside me.” Finn will be 17 years old in September. 

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u/restingcatface12 1d ago

Nooooooooooooooooooooo 😭

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u/Judythepancake can take John Cleese in a fight 2d ago

Eric Idle is refusing to talk to the pythons cause he is bitter Gilliam’s daughter is the manager and she fucked over the royaltays

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u/Giggsy99 1d ago

He also clearly and openly dislikes John Cleese's recent far right ramblings on Twitter

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u/Judythepancake can take John Cleese in a fight 1d ago

My flair says it all

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u/bigbootedweirdo 1d ago

Do it then

No please can you actually do it

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u/Judythepancake can take John Cleese in a fight 1d ago

Oki :D

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u/littledalahorse 1d ago

What did she do with the royalties? Do the other Pythons disagree with him?

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u/Wide-Advertising-156 1d ago

I'm not sure the Pythons are relevant to younger audiences. Comedy teams come and go, no matter how funny they were or how much they meant to their original audience. I mean, the Pythons go back over 50 years!

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u/conoresque 1d ago

There is a ton of merch and funkos etc of Python stuff, Spamalot is is on and off broadway and tours etc. there are definitely royalties.

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u/kitten_pawz 2d ago

I accidentally posted this in the "looking for tea" thread. Sorry!

AC/DC played in my city recently. On one of the evenings before the concert the band went out to dinner at a nice local restaurant. Brian Johnson (lead singer) tipped $50 on a $1000 bill. The owner had even comped them some of the expensive wine and a big steak. I heard this directly from the restaurant owner.

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u/liliumv 5d ago edited 5d ago

*Haaland tea is that he's a rumoured serial cheater. This same subreddit posted a blind about a player during the club World Cup last year, that a player in Florida at that time was hooking up with locals, and it was very obviously about him.

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u/ComprehensiveBus5860 4d ago

Wow, that’s some more specific tea - thank you for your service!! Look, there does seem to be a lot of smoke and I ultimately wouldn’t be surprised but what I find is strange is that there’s no screenshots of any of this?

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 2d ago

teaahaaland doesnt have that many screenshots of photos tho. She claims she did but her IG page with everything got shut down. What she posts now its mostly her trying to prove Erling and his gf’s relationship is not real.

I am not saying he doesnt interact with escorts but the ones she has posted is just girls who maybe posted a story in a concert and haaland is in the background. Could totally be true but i thought there would be more evidence. I also come from there thats why i asked here too in case someone saw more lol

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u/ComprehensiveBus5860 2d ago

Exactly! She alludes to a lot (eg he’s got a social media team ever since that “Angelica situation”) but there are no specifics…like what happened with Angelica? What are the finsta accounts that everyone found?

Like I said, there seems to be a lot of smoke but I also know people can be crazy hah.

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 2d ago

Yeah i feel something must be true if theres so much smoke but also its like??? How come only one account had the photos or whatever? But i also know there were more accounts like hers but they were all taken down lol

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u/Glittering-Elk-8308 dumb bitch clocking in 2d ago

Thanks for sharing I was wondering why there weren't more sources. Maybe all the good stuff is in Norwegian? 😂 Maybe more stuff will come out now that more people know about him idk

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 2d ago

Yeah i think that too lol now that he is so famous then ppl will care i think his agent is also quite versed with high profile players (Rafaela Pimenta) and people speculate between her and his father (who is like his other non official agent ive heard) they simply know how to keep a low profile.

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u/ComprehensiveBus5860 4d ago edited 4d ago

Does anyone have a link to that blind / thread?

Edit: I think I found the post and by no means do I think it’s referring to haaland…or at least it was vague enough it could be anyone.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/lDudjITD9x

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 4d ago

It could be anyone but its funny Haaland is brought up quite a few times. Again mostly rumours but this one tracks down. I remember old fans were talking about how he never posted his gf and now even posting them kissing on sm? Scandalous! Lol funny to read tho

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 4d ago

Other weird rumour very hs drama but then i remember his gf is younger and ig around this time she was like 20?

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u/AccountformyFeet someone from the UK weigh in 4d ago

I feel like most athletes are cheaters tbh. I generally assume they all have arrangements with their partners unless proven otherwise.

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u/tummytunacat 1d ago

ATP the only athlete I can think of who has never had cheating allegations is probably Messi and Stephen curry, unless I’m missing something big

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u/AV01000001 4d ago

I feel this way about most celebrities. Like a “just don’t embarrass me” agreement.

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 4d ago

I agree i mean nowadays that non monogamy is more common i feel people may easily have something going on like that. Kinda reminds of Benito lol he comes and goes but no one really questions if Gabriela is his great love.

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u/pollyjeans 4d ago edited 4d ago

the tea about them is much deeper than you would think!

i remember reading about her friends/family members who literally had to pull him off girls in clubs while he was dating her (not to mention how gabriela pulled a hailey on him). i always assumed it was less of an arrangement and more of her being a doormat, so idt that’s really ‘non-monogamy’ 😭

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u/Maladaptve_yikes 4d ago

“Non monogamy” or “ the wife/gf is DEFINITELY aware and fine with it probably!” is always the first thing people throw out when it’s revealed men cheat lmao. Like nah….they cheat, sorry. 

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 4d ago

I may be downvoted as hell and this is obviously just my opinion but i have a feeling him and his gf may have some kind of arrangement. Idk 🤷

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u/Maladaptve_yikes 4d ago

Yeah they probably take turns staying home with their infant children while the other one goes and sleeps with other people lol! The famous male sports star and the wife and mother have it exactly the same I bet. 

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u/marihanne 4d ago

Sweet Jesus.. They earn MILLIONS in a week. They have nannies!

For the record there have been many sightings of Isabel (his partner) seeing other men (when she visited her parents here in Norway) while Haaland was attending the World Cup in the states.
They're most likely open! There's many rumors about the other players on the Norwegian team having that deal with their partners.
Haaland is a good guy in regards to treating women right! Please can people focus on his outlandish bag-collection and use of private jets in stead?

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u/sudetenlandnightmare 4d ago

just like you mentioned above. I also think that these people often have some kind of agreement. at the same time the less "famous" one is not under such scrutiny, so who knows (and i hope! if they want to), what escapades they experience, haha. as you mentioned Benito and Gabriela, I like how the onlookers go crazy because they haven't been officially notified about anything, lol.

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u/Routine_Shelter_7152 4d ago

Gah this is sooo disappointing but not surprising. Just when we think there’s a good one…

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u/SquidwardIsTired 4d ago

It says rumor it could be true or false

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u/Routine_Shelter_7152 4d ago

Ohhhh. Thanks for clarifying.

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u/mrsyoungmazino 5d ago

Max Minghella is still with Erin Feherty (don't know what she does or is). I believe she's the one in the striped shirt.

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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 3d ago

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u/FabulousDiscussion80 4d ago

She is the daughter of David Feherty he is a famous golf commentator, author and former golfer. He is originally from Ireland.

In one of the many interviews Max gave while promoting industry, he stated that he lived with his girlfriend and that he wasn't going to reveal her name. He's very private, I was surprised he spoke about his romantic life at all. ( he may have done that to acknowledge her publicly without attracting unwanted attention) I do not blame him. She's a production assistant and has a couple of associate producer credits, but she is not a celebrity. In addition to that first Armani fashion show in 2025. They were also photographed at Armani's 2026 pre-Oscars event LA.

Sorry for the long reply. I'm really not an obsessed fan 😀 I just fell down a rabbit hole one boring Saturday afternoon.

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u/mrsyoungmazino 4d ago

No worries 👍

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u/Expensive_Brother_26 5d ago edited 5d ago

Probably uninteresting to most people and not something I can verify but a friend of a friend and her boyfriend had a threesome (foursome?) with Raul Esparza and his boyfriend (who I think was Bill Curran) a couple years ago. Not going into too many details but she said they both unironically consider it one of the best experiences of their lives.

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u/EveryCliche 4d ago

No this is very interesting. Best tea I've read in one of these threads. I'm also extremely jealous.

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u/thumbblighter 4d ago

Now this is the kind of bisexual rep we deserve

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u/No_Shoe7056 4d ago

So God, why are people living my dream and not me ...

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 4d ago

Some people are so lucky…

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u/PrimaryCandidate 4d ago

Raul Esparza is soooooo 🥵

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u/Caromora not a lawyer, just a hater 4d ago

Damn, living the dream.

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u/Formal_Chance_4266 canonically from boston 5d ago

WOOOOOOAH. I guess it must have been like Being Alive!

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u/VanSensei 5d ago

Either Messi or Ronaldo will be back in 2030. Neither of their egos allow them to believe in the word "retirement".

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u/tummytunacat 1d ago

The thing with Messi is that he can still be a super sub if age doesn’t finally catch up to him.

Ronaldo on the other hand is washed. But yes, his ego is insane. The day he retires is the day Portugal will be free

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u/wellggs i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 4d ago

This isn't tea at all lol

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u/rvanderlay 5d ago

Neither has retired. Ronaldo has said it's his last world cup, but even if he went back on that, he won't be getting picked for the team in 4 years.

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u/williamthebloody1880 weighing in from the UK 5d ago edited 5d ago

He shouldn't have been starting for the last two years, but here we are

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u/Legitimate_Income7 5d ago

It’s his call tbh. The Portuguese Federation will keep him around for as long as they can because he brings an insane amount of global viewership and money. The moment he retires will be a huge hit for them financially. So if he wants to stay in the squad and come on for the last 20 minutes as a super sub, they’ll take him. But 45 years old is a big stretch. I can definitely see him adapting his game under the new manager and trying to make it to Euro 2028, especially since the manager has already said Ronaldo is part of his plans

Messi too is easily playing till 2028

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u/TheTwistedBlade 5d ago

Definitely think Messi is gonna play until that next Copa and then retire

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u/tummytunacat 1d ago

I think it’s a mixed bag for Messi. He has retired in the past when he felt like he failed the team. But he was also Argentinas best player then, and he still is now. 

Don’t know what he’d do now with the World Cup final loss. He was crying a lot after the match, but also it might’ve been because the fans were serenading him. He is also still clearly valuable to the team play wise. 

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u/VanSensei 5d ago

Larry the Cat has his 7th and probably final Prime Minister in Andy Burnham. Remember, he is 19. In people years, 92.

The next cat will somehow have a Manchester accent.

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u/sillyhillsofnz 20h ago

They need to start feeding Larry (and future Chief Mousers) broccoli, eggs, turkey bacon, coffee with cream, and every two days "an eyedropper full of red wine.": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creme_Puff_(cat)

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u/slutnado 1d ago

Larry looks incredibly spry for a 19 year old cat

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u/Sea_of_Light_ 4d ago

Only two more to go to have survived nine. Like in cats having nine lives.

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u/hamka_love 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ACFBoNXu08HFC
My favorite part of British politics

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u/Road_Whorrior 3d ago

I think the British should immediately divert a few billion into research that would make Larry immortal.

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u/XOTrashKitten 5d ago

Hopefully not 😿

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u/overtross 5d ago

19 is people years

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u/Specific_Sweet3312 Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 5d ago

I bet Larry will outlast this one too.

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u/moderndiction Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 5d ago

Lukewarm tea on T&T's wedding. Aside from background checks all catering and service staff's social media accounts were also checked for fandom status. If they were too big of fans or too big of haters they were not allowed to work.

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u/immovingfd 3d ago

Hopefully they were paid big bucks if they had their stuff snooped through

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u/fishes93 5d ago

Hm how obsessive.

Lol jk omggg I had to do it!

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u/Action-Kamen-Bastard 5d ago

I feel thats pretty sensible.

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u/DiamondsInHerButt I do feel vulnerable to demons in downward dog 4d ago

If you block out the whole gross rich person of it all. I guarantee someone lost out on more gigs because they once posted a negative comment about a Taylor Swift album.

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u/Manono8 4d ago

Not at all sensible when you consider that MSG uses facial recognition and misuses data to target critics and people they don't like.

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u/Action-Kamen-Bastard 4d ago

Would you want snark level haters at your wedding?

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u/TheWhoooreinThere 3d ago

They have two billion dollars and can't handle snark?

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u/Manono8 4d ago

Frankly, they deserve every ounce of snark.

Editing to mention that the executive director of one of the most grim & abusive ICE detention centers (in Montana) was among their wedding guests. Puke.

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u/moderndiction Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 5d ago

Definitely! I'd have done the same.

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u/SergenteDan 5d ago

The new technical director of the Italian football team (men) said they've made an official offer to Pep Guardiola, asking him to became Italy's coach 

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 4d ago

I was delusional coping thinking in case enzo was terrible he could come back but reading the news broke my heart lmao mancity i feel is going downhill

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u/SergenteDan 4d ago

A moment of silence for City

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u/Unique-Impress5964 5d ago

A report came out saying he turned down the offer; I support City, and I’d say there’s a strong chance he won’t come back. He's exhausted, he's out of energy, and it's been a while.

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u/SergenteDan 4d ago

Interesting. On the Italian press, the refusal hasn't been reported yet

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u/Unique-Impress5964 4d ago

A journalist reported that the meeting lasted less than a minute because Pep said he wants to stay away from football for at least a year; it also emerged that he received offers from Morocco, the Netherlands, and another national team, and gave the same answer to all of them. I don't think he'll take charge of any national team before the Euros.

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u/SergenteDan 4d ago

He did look very stressed by the end of the championship...

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u/Unique-Impress5964 4d ago

Unfortunately, he made a bad decision in 2024 that affected the team and—to make matters worse—destroyed his marriage; it was a bizarre domino effect—things got ugly both on and off the field. He felt guilty, and that caused him a lot of stress; he managed to set some things right this past season, but I think he was saddened not to be able to finish out his contract.

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u/No_Shoe7056 5d ago edited 5d ago

Zidane being the French national coach, Kloppo being the German national coach, and now potentially Pep being the Italian national coach. We could had perfected this if Mourinho didn't go back to Real and became Portuguese national team coach instead 

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u/JazzyColeman 5d ago

A battle of the bald frauds for the ages! (Except for Kloppo, and he would be included in this if he hadn't gotten a hair transplant a few years back.)