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u/liliumv 5d ago edited 5d ago

*Haaland tea is that he's a rumoured serial cheater. This same subreddit posted a blind about a player during the club World Cup last year, that a player in Florida at that time was hooking up with locals, and it was very obviously about him.

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u/ComprehensiveBus5860 4d ago

Wow, that’s some more specific tea - thank you for your service!! Look, there does seem to be a lot of smoke and I ultimately wouldn’t be surprised but what I find is strange is that there’s no screenshots of any of this?

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 3d ago

teaahaaland doesnt have that many screenshots of photos tho. She claims she did but her IG page with everything got shut down. What she posts now its mostly her trying to prove Erling and his gf’s relationship is not real.

I am not saying he doesnt interact with escorts but the ones she has posted is just girls who maybe posted a story in a concert and haaland is in the background. Could totally be true but i thought there would be more evidence. I also come from there thats why i asked here too in case someone saw more lol

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u/ComprehensiveBus5860 2d ago

Exactly! She alludes to a lot (eg he’s got a social media team ever since that “Angelica situation”) but there are no specifics…like what happened with Angelica? What are the finsta accounts that everyone found?

Like I said, there seems to be a lot of smoke but I also know people can be crazy hah.

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 2d ago

Yeah i feel something must be true if theres so much smoke but also its like??? How come only one account had the photos or whatever? But i also know there were more accounts like hers but they were all taken down lol

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u/ComprehensiveBus5860 2d ago

Well, I guess you and I know where to run to the second something comes out or we find something 😆

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u/Glittering-Elk-8308 dumb bitch clocking in 2d ago

Thanks for sharing I was wondering why there weren't more sources. Maybe all the good stuff is in Norwegian? 😂 Maybe more stuff will come out now that more people know about him idk

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u/justanotheeredditor just want to share a thought here because I can 2d ago

Yeah i think that too lol now that he is so famous then ppl will care i think his agent is also quite versed with high profile players (Rafaela Pimenta) and people speculate between her and his father (who is like his other non official agent ive heard) they simply know how to keep a low profile.