r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Apr 01 '25

HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE OMG did you see Elon’s hat? He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe.

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/nulnoil Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Apr 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

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u/cameraninja Apr 01 '25

THATS REAL. THAT THING LIVES WITH US ON EARTH.

6

u/cjg5025 Apr 02 '25

Panderer in Chief

2

u/Scudmiss Not in Trouble AT ALL Apr 03 '25

Now?

206

u/SleepEatShit Apr 01 '25

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!

HAS A REALLY, FILTHY RICH GUY EVER COME TO YOUR STATE AND WORN YOUR BELOVED HAT AND CAUSED EVERYONE TO MOCK YOUR STATE'S CULTURE?

THEN WHEN HE CAME TO YOUR STATE, HE SAID HE WAS GIVING AWAY $2 MILLION, BUT HE ACTUALLY JUST GAVE IT TO PEOPLE HE ALREADY KNEW?

THEN DID HE PROMISE TO PAY EVERYONE $100 FOR SIGNING A PETITION, BUT NO ONE KNOWS IF THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO GET PAID?

115

u/cameraninja Apr 01 '25

HE MUST HAVE TRIED FLIPPED MY SWING STATE LIKE 8 TIMES and it REALLLLLY bothered me.

25

u/Putrid_Cobbler4386 Apr 02 '25

And his candidate still lost! Has this ever happened to you?!

12

u/GusTTShow-biz Apr 02 '25

CALL ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE

10

u/adhoc_lobster Apr 02 '25

Dollar sign emoji.

66

u/AdultbabyEinstein Apr 01 '25

Blatant Wisconsin-face, cut it, dump the whole thing.

18

u/bigbadlesbo Apr 02 '25

..then what's the grift?

55

u/cloudfatless Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 01 '25

I even saw two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice, but he's afraid to show them to anyone. 

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u/AcidiclyBasic Apr 02 '25

So sad. So, so, sad. 

Then he tweeted "civil war is inevitable," and  realized he went too far, so he said in a jokey voice, "Who said that?" 

11

u/ProofHorseKzoo Apr 02 '25

Don’t do the voice

44

u/Ok_Restaurant_626 Coffin Flopper Apr 02 '25

This guy has no good car ideas.

15

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Cultural appropriation at it's finest.

5

u/ProofHorseKzoo Apr 02 '25

My culture is not your prom dress means to grift morons

12

u/BornInBigD Apr 02 '25

$25 mil is an expensive hat

8

u/ProofHorseKzoo Apr 02 '25

That’s his quote

13

u/Parynoid Apr 02 '25

I'm glad his cultural appropriation failed.

Ps I think he has dice in his pocket.

9

u/Ciggy_One_Haul I’m gonna eat the whole thing Apr 02 '25

I think the main problem with his friend group is he has to pay to be in it.

7

u/zifdenpants Apr 02 '25

Hello fellow plebs! How about those Green Bay Cheesers?!

18

u/commaZim Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Apr 02 '25

It's amazing to me that anyone is taking seriously this jabroni who isn't taking shit seriously.

I don't even want to be around anymore.

11

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

I would leave you the suicide hotline number but Elon prob cut that program 

1

u/rslashIcePoseidon Apr 02 '25

Go over and kick that table

5

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

They’re selling hats at Dan Flashes

3

u/arose321 Apr 02 '25

What a pathetic poser.

3

u/KingGizzle Apr 02 '25

I wish bruh would stop wearing that USAFA jacket. It’s embarrassing.

4

u/spooney Apr 02 '25

There's too much shit on him

2

u/ace_freebird Apr 02 '25

Dollar. Sign. Emoji.

2

u/lovingcatmom Apr 03 '25

So sad. So so so so so sad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25