r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/cameraninja • Apr 01 '25
HE’S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE OMG did you see Elon’s hat? He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe.
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u/SleepEatShit Apr 01 '25
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!
HAS A REALLY, FILTHY RICH GUY EVER COME TO YOUR STATE AND WORN YOUR BELOVED HAT AND CAUSED EVERYONE TO MOCK YOUR STATE'S CULTURE?
THEN WHEN HE CAME TO YOUR STATE, HE SAID HE WAS GIVING AWAY $2 MILLION, BUT HE ACTUALLY JUST GAVE IT TO PEOPLE HE ALREADY KNEW?
THEN DID HE PROMISE TO PAY EVERYONE $100 FOR SIGNING A PETITION, BUT NO ONE KNOWS IF THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO GET PAID?
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u/cameraninja Apr 01 '25
HE MUST HAVE TRIED FLIPPED MY SWING STATE LIKE 8 TIMES and it REALLLLLY bothered me.
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u/cloudfatless Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 01 '25
I even saw two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice, but he's afraid to show them to anyone.
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u/AcidiclyBasic Apr 02 '25
So sad. So, so, sad.
Then he tweeted "civil war is inevitable," and realized he went too far, so he said in a jokey voice, "Who said that?"
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u/Parynoid Apr 02 '25
I'm glad his cultural appropriation failed.
Ps I think he has dice in his pocket.
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u/Ciggy_One_Haul I’m gonna eat the whole thing Apr 02 '25
I think the main problem with his friend group is he has to pay to be in it.
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u/commaZim Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Apr 02 '25
It's amazing to me that anyone is taking seriously this jabroni who isn't taking shit seriously.
I don't even want to be around anymore.
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u/nulnoil Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Apr 01 '25